Here’s my review of the Lelo Ina (which I keep calling “In-ya” because I’m mature):
I got off in thirty seconds, BUY IT!
The End.
Do you really need to know more?
Oh, okay, okay, I’ll tell you more.
I was actually intimidated by the Ina when it first arrived because it doesn’t look like anything I’ve ever seen. It looks sorta like a one armed cactus– the thicker part is the part that vibrates inside of you, and the cactus arm is a clitoral stimulator. I’ve never tried anything quite like it, and honestly? I was a little scared. I mean, a cactus in my twidget? EEEK!!!
I’m also scared of things that spin too fast, kites, balloons, my garbage disposal, tall buildings, and clowns, so you can’t really go by me in the “normal and reasonable fears” department.
Anyway, upon opening the package I also thought the diameter of the internal vibrator part was sorta thick. Looks like a fat bratwurst. My husband measured it and it turned out to be around 4.5″ circumference, which means nothing to me. Then he said that it wouldn’t be a problem (and with a little looby-doo he was totally right).
Additionally, the clitoral stimulator part was a little rigid and also kinda thick. This was also not a problem and I’m really glad because I was prepared to break my vagina giving this baby a whirl. I am that dedicated to this website.
My first encounter with Ina was with my husband because I don’t have time for masturbation, really. If anyone is landing her plane around here, it’s not going to be a solo flight. Luckily, he’s the kinda guy who is not intimidated by this kinda thing, but he might change his mind after this because we had intended to use the Ina in foreplay, but, well, I kinda…had a short flight and I needed a little time to cool my jets before letting him re-board. Yes, it works, and it works well.
Are we tired of the plane metaphors yet because Ina’s motor is like a jet engine!! It’s not loud like that (it’s pretty quiet, actually), but holy crap! When on the highest setting, it felt like my vagina was being launched into outer space. Personally, that’s a little too much power for me, and I had to turn it down, but for those of you who like to feel like you’re impaled on a Saturn Rocket, it would probably be pretty magical.
The little cactus arm thingy that seemed so rigid when I first took it out of the box softened up a little after flexing it around. It’s actually pretty perfect and sort of ingenious because it’s flexible enough to move around and position where you want it, but rigid enough to stay put. That makes it way better than a Rabbit which does nothing but look cute with it’s little bunny ears and such…
I have to warn you that there’s a little bit of a learning curve involved here because you have to get the right vibration setting AND the right position on the ol’ clitoris or else you sort of feel like your pubic bone is going to somehow vibrate out of your body, but I have faith in you. You’re a good little masturbator. You’ll figure it out.
Presented in a pretty black gift box, Ina comes with a satin storage pouch, charger, user manual, and a full year LELO warranty. She’s made with FDA-approved and phthalate-free PC-ABS/ silicone so you don’t have to worry about getting crotch rot or cancer of the cunt. She’ll work for up to four hours on a two hour charge, and she plugs into the wall so there’s no fooling around naked in the dark with a screw driver taking the batteries out of your kid’s toys while they’re asleep (not that I’ve ever done that). The fully lockable control panel is pretty intuitive, which makes changing the speed and intensity effortless. I never tried to lock it though.
Overall, I think the Ina is a very good toy, but I don’t think my husband would agree because it’s a little too good and I very well may not need him anymore.
My video review of the LELO INA
Psssst, check back tomorrow because I have heard whispers that Babeland is giving us one of these bad boys to giveaway. ….
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