From the monthly archives:

October 2009

How Does YOUR Garden Grow?

October 30, 2009

“Eventually Samson tells Delilah that he will lose his strength with the loss of his hair. Delilah calls for a servant to shave Samson’s seven locks.  Since that breaks the Nazarite oath, God leaves him, and Samson is captured by the Philistines.  They burn out his eyes by holding a hot poker near them.” –Wikipedia
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Dear Redhead, What’s The Deal With Women?

October 29, 2009

Wanna know something funny? Of course you do. ‘Tis why you read my column. (I hope it’s not purely for the semi-substantiated sex advice.)
There’s this guy here in Denver I slept with. Yes, it’s true: The Redhead has actually engaged in intercourse outside of wedlock. Holy. Fucking. Shit. But that’s not the remarkable part. I [...]

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I Think Police Are Sexy

October 28, 2009

I was out in my back yard with my daughter, who had just turned three at the time.  It was a very hot and humid day in June, and nobody was outside except for us because we don’t have air conditioning because my husband is cheap.  We were playing in the sand box and the [...]

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I Get Caught With My Pants Down

October 27, 2009

My boyfriend in high school had the sort of house that you could get lost in. In fact, the first time that I went to his house, I actually did get lost in it and had to be rescued by one of his little brothers who happily brought me back like I was some sort [...]

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You Are Not Bi. You Are Just A Slut

October 26, 2009

I’ll be honest: I really can’t fucking take it anymore. Seriously. So, before I say anything else, let me start by saying that if you actually are bisexual, then I’m not talking about you in this article. If you can picture yourself in a loving, sexual relationship with a person of either gender, then congratulations, [...]

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Boobs: With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility

October 23, 2009

Call Them What You Will
Breasts. Boobs. Tits. Knockers. Chesticles. Melons. Funbags. Ta-Tas. Bosoms. Coconuts. Gazongas. Hooters. Jugs. Milk Bombs. Sweater Puppies. “The Girls.”
Thelma and Louise.
There are HUNDREDS of names for those fantastic mammaries that all of us members of the female sex carry around on our chests, strap into bras every day and spend [...]

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Dear Redhead, I have A Boob Fetish

October 22, 2009

In honor of breast cancer awareness week, I will be no less snarky but much more topical. I’m usually all over the fucking map on any given week’s post, so I’m simply going to get to the point this week and have a titillating discussion about boobs.
I’d like to begin this week with a top [...]

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