From the monthly archives:

December 2009

Really Weird Sexual Fetishes

December 30, 2009
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New Years Resolution – The Year Of Me

December 29, 2009

I’ve never been much of a New Year’s Girl. I don’t go out to celebrate because, like Hef aptly noted, it’s kinda “Amateur Hour” and every asshole cretin has crawled out from under their rock and is getting sloshed and acting like a jerk. Besides, every time I’ve been out partying, it’s led to fighting, [...]

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Baby Jesus Hates My Vagina. Obviously.

December 28, 2009

Frankly people, I can’t think of something to write about this week. Originally, I was going to write about power play in relationships, and then I thought, “wow, that sounds incredibly boring.” Then I thought I might write about orgies/ sex in college… which sounds like an awesome topic, but I just can’t seem to [...]

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Christmas Craft Making For Perverts

December 23, 2009

Oh my gawd! Can you Toy With Mes believe it’s almost Christmas? That shit just sneaked right up on me! Holy Crap! I’m sort of in a panic because after all the cookie making and sweater buying, I’ve totally forgotten to get presents for the people on my list who are um…well, they’re perverts. You [...]

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Merry Christmas From The Girls Of Toy With Me

December 22, 2009

Since we love all of our readers the girls and I decided to get together and perform a Christmas dance for you! Enjoy!

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Christmas Balling – I’m Totally Getting Laid This Christmas

December 22, 2009

When I made the leap from child who had to simply show up to Christmas to person who had to drag my sorry ass from holiday to ever-loving holiday, I learned very quickly that the holidays weren’t really about me anymore. They were kind of about me showing up and bringing my sweet charming ass [...]

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Am I A Cougar Or A Pedophile?

December 21, 2009

Against my better judgment, but with much persuading from my friends (and one or two martinis), I went to see the new Twilight movie: Something about a moon. NEW MOON! That’s it. New Moon. Anyway, the horrible, horrible acting aside, the crappy sound quality notwithstanding, and total lack of any production value ignored, it was [...]

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