From the monthly archives:

January 2010

Tonight, We are Having The Sex

January 29, 2010

Hubby Tossing my last folder in my briefcase and grabbing my coat, I flip the switch to my office light with a playful tap, smiling, and whistling like a dork because I KNOW for a fact that tonight…I’m getting lucky! Hopping in the car, I crank the radio and in my mind imagine the wifey, [...]

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Focus on the Fuckery: CBS Aborts Good Judgment

January 28, 2010

While overwhelmed by last week’s response to my views on Proposition 8, I didn’t go wallow in the warm bath of blog traffic nor did I get shitfaced and hole-up in Vegas with a truckload of hookers and blow. Instead? I began listening to another story: during this year’s Super Bowl, CBS will air an [...]

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Vinny And The Roast Beef Curtains

January 27, 2010

Some of you Toy with Mes might remember from last week’s post that I was going to work on my first smutty novel about my dreamboy, Vinny, the deli manager over at the Super Stop & Shop where I do my groceries. But before I share with you the juicy details of my turbulent relationship [...]

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My Bachelorette Party Debacle

January 26, 2010

I wasn’t overly keen on having a bachelorette party. Color me an old “stick-in-the-mud” but there was something about dressing up with tiny penises dangling from my earlobes and going out with a gaggle of women to get wasted on Blow Job shots and generally make asses of ourselves that just didn’t send me running for [...]

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Mormons, Polygamy And Virginal Obsession

January 25, 2010

This month, National Geographic is running an article about the Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints (FLDS) group, which is an off – shoot of the Mormon church. First of all, I can’t really tell one Christian from another; y’all just kinda blend together to me. I know there’s Catholic, and then there’s the rest. Whatever. Anyway, [...]

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Why Are Men So Infatuated With The Money Shot?

January 22, 2010

As a male in my mid-thirties I have the unique opportunity to look back at my late teens and twenties to examine some of those ideas that seemed so normal back then, but today seem absolutely ridiculous today.  Guys in your twenties, you have no idea what I’m talking about here, but when you get [...]

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Proposition H8: An Open Letter to Andy Pugno

January 21, 2010

Andrew Pugno,  serves as the Chief Legal Counsel for protectmarriage.com which spearheads the Yes on Proposition 8 campaign. Mr. Pugno ~ Erika Napoletano here – no relation to Janet or the other plethora of political Napoletanos running around out there. See, I got the name in the divorce. (Yes, the D-Word.) It was fancy, had [...]

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