From the monthly archives:

March 2010

The Weirdest Porn I’ve Ever Loved

March 30, 2010

I was at work a few weeks ago when my husband called to share a few porn titles with me. Not only does he consume an inordinate amount of porn, but we have a need for such things sometimes, and can I just tell you that porn titles are awesome for lifting the spirits? Seriously, [...]

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The Internet Scares Me

March 30, 2010

Back when I rode a dinosaur to school and The Internet was brand-new and dial-up cost approximately six-thousand dollars a month, as young teenagers, we used to dick around in chat rooms. My girlfriends and I were morons, so what we’d do when we were looking to fuck around with people was to try and [...]

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The Art of The Dick Picture

March 29, 2010

So let’s say you’re on vacation and you see a fantastically cool shot glass, the coolest shot glass you’ve ever seen, and you buy it because you’re all, “Dude, that’s a sick shot glass.” And then the next time you’re on vacation, you see another shot glass that you really like and you buy that [...]

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CDC No Longer Considers “Gay” a Disease

March 25, 2010

The media’s been overrun as of late with the shocking “news flash” that there are gay high school students and they (gasp) want to bring their same-sex dates to prom. Dan Savage – hero/icon/outspoken motherfucker with a voice has had extensive reports on both the gay Georgia teen who will be bringing his date to [...]

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My Brand Of Feminism Includes Chivalry

March 24, 2010

I’ve got a new favorite TV show that I’m obsessed with, you guys. It’s called The Millionaire Matchmaker and it features Patti Stanger as the matchmaker who fixes up straight and homosexual men and women millionaires with the person of their dreams.  I have a wicked girl crush on her because she’s just all sorts [...]

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Five Very Unusual Weddings

March 23, 2010

When I found out that I was going to get married, I think no one was probably more surprised than me. I just wasn’t the marrying kind. I always figured I’d outback through the Swahili jungle, breastfeeding native children while curing baldness and world hunger, not stand up on the alter in a big white [...]

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What? You Want To Put That WHERE!?

March 22, 2010

So much of what I like depends on my first experience with it. If the first time is good, I’m probably going to be looking for a second time, and a third time, and a twentieth time. But if the first time is accidental, if the first time is because he drank too much whiskey [...]

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