From the monthly archives:

March 2010

The Redhead Healthcare Manifesto

March 18, 2010

I’m a 37-year-old Caucasian female with mild asthma and breast implants. “Sedentary” isn’t a word that comes to mind when I describe my lifestyle. My adventures have taken me around the world and to over 19,000 feet above sea level via my own two feet. I’m a track and road cyclist, rock/ice/alpine climber, trail runner [...]

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I think My Husband Is A Little Bit Gay

March 17, 2010

Last week I confessed my incomplete fabulousness to the Toy with Mes because I don’t have A Gay in my life, and then I realized something. My husband is, in some ways, just a little bit gay and I’ve been sort of taking all that for granted, but now I’m thinking that maybe he can [...]

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I Once Had A Creepy Stalker

March 16, 2010

During a game of drunken Truth or Dare in college, my friends and I decided that the best course of action was to go around the room talking about our sexual fantasies. By the time it was my turn, we’d already heard from everyone including Matt, my friend Matthias’s roommate. He’d spun some elaborate tale [...]

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What Google Taught Me About Vagina

March 15, 2010

About a month ago, I signed up to receive daily Google alerts for the word “vagina.” Why? Because I’m obsessed with my vagina and curious about other people’s vaginas and pretty much feel like it’s my responsibility to know everything that’s going on in the world of vagina-related news at all times. So I set [...]

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I’m Installing A Panic Room, For Sex

March 12, 2010

I have given this a lot of thought. Years of covert operations and biting shoulders. I have sucked in more pillow filtered air than a human should have to do, which is what has led me to the conclusion that I deserve a panic room. A really nice one. Equipped with a sex swing, stripper [...]

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I Could Totally Take Sarah Palin in a Cage Fight

March 11, 2010

Here’s the rub: I’ve got issues with Sarah Palin. (I know – shocker, right?) I’ve called her a perfectly good waste of tits. I’ve also said that given the choice of having what some purport to be a crooked politician (Joe Biden) and a homecoming queen (Palin) as my Vice President, I’d take the crooked [...]

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I Need To Get Me Some Gays

March 10, 2010

I’m pretty fabulous, you know. I know I like to joke about lame being my default position, but it’s not.  Awesome is my default.  I just don’t want to flaunt it so I can seem accessible to the common people.  Yet despite all this awesome wonderfulness following me around, I cannot say that I am [...]

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