Comments on: Self Deprecation And My Small Penis

By: A.Khurram

A.Khurram — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 05:13:38 +0000

Small or big whatever u hve you hve to use it to the maximum. I hve around 4 and i used it very well
and have several children. my wife never complained.
Tks
A. Khurram

By: Ash

Ash — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 23:50:06 +0000

Well… You do have a small penis, as the clitoris is analogous to the penis. It engorges just like a penis does (when aroused) and is the main "sensitivity" region in a woman's vulva. "Man" is the only primate who does not have an os penis (penis bone). The female of our species is also the only primate who does not have an os clitoris (or clitoral bone).

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 29 May 2010 05:49:20 +0000

oh my i have that small 6 inch 1 3/4 inch across member. Hell yeah its small compared to many. Well I have a voice that most ladies tell me activates their cots in just a couple words, and a tongue that can make most of them cum faster than any lesbian could ever think about. still the label average does nothing as a self esteem builder. So when my slut asked a just said it looks small but be careful couse it could choke ya if you were not paying attention. My saving grace is that it grows when there is the tactile sensation of a damp vagina around it and hits the 7- 7 1/2 mark depending on how tight the vagina is.

Well fuck me. I just opened a can of worms with that last sentence. Its true sluts. If its loose like a screen door from banging, you end up with 6 inches. If its nice and tight I will be tickling your womb.

So if your average or small pull it out and hit it with a tape measure when you find that nice tight girl and most will be pleasantly surprised. Sometimes the truth hurts folks and the loose ones do get a small member. don't beat me up.

By: John

John — Wed, 19 May 2010 16:23:51 +0000

Comparison is a terrible thing and can haunt a person for a lifetime.

I remember when I was in head start (no, not there, mind out of the gutter please! ) and I was in the boys bathroom at the urinal and had my first look at a circumcised penis. Well, it turns out that the other boy had his first look at an uncircumcised one — and he started laughing!

Damn. That was a not so subtle hint that I was different. In this case, I felt it was different in a bad way, as if I was totally inferior. For crying out loud, I was only about 5 or 6 years old! Who was *I* going to talk with about that? My mom? No. There was no internet then, eh?

For years after that, I always had to use a stall to go to the bathroom because I was so self conscious. Let alone the size issue.

Fortunately, today, I am no longer plagued by that kind of self doubt and insecurity. I just have normal man parts (and people parts, like fingers, tongue, etc.) and think that I know how to use them to maximum advantage. Still, the memories of how it messed with me as a boy and young man are indelible.

Oh, and yes, they all do look funny. In the BBC series Red Dwarf, one of the characters (Kryten, a mechanoid) asks another (Lister, a man) "are you telling me that of all the available designs, this is the best one they could find? The last chicken in the shop look?".

By: TheLeahKitten

TheLeahKitten — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:05:25 +0000

Now reading your blog from here on out. You are funny and self deprecating. And I’m trying to convince myself that we can be both. I mean seriously, there are a lot of small penises out there. In the immortal words of Tim Gunn, “Make it work!”

By: Carissajaded

Carissajaded — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:41:22 +0000

I am so guilty of self-deprecation, I pretty much live by it. I mock myself about everything. Before I lost a lot of weight I kind of wrote it off as being a big girl comedian kind of thing that I had to do. But I still do it now. I have small penis syndrome in the worst way. And as much as I want a laugh, sometimes it hurts when you get one. I also use the “guys club” act as well… Play off my whore-ness as a joke. Not that I am one, but I bet I come across as more of one than most people who are a thousand more times whorey than I actually am… Loved this post!

By: LeahKitten

LeahKitten — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:41:22 +0000

Dear Queens of Self Deprication, All of you. I love how honest and supportive this community is. I write about sex, so the implication is that I must have a lot of it. Which is only sometimes true. And do I sometimes do things just for the benefit of my column or my blog? You betcha! Just like the Jew is Kinky for the sake of the product, and Bex earned every ounce of that baby flab (that no one, even Daver) can see. Meow. xoxo, Kitten.

By: Aunt Becky

Aunt Becky — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:59:30 +0000

I do the same thing. It’s not my penis, because, well, Leah, mine is fucking huge (sorry to brag, but I thought I should be honest because we’re friends), but it’s my weight. Baby weight. I mock myself for it. I need to shut the fuck up because it’s coming off and yet I make fun of it before you can.

What’s funny is that you probably wouldn’t think about it if you met me. Maybe you would, but after I started in on it, you really would.

I need to stop. Really, I do.

Loved this post.

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:24:29 +0000

I really liked this post. I have a real problem with self-deprecating humor, as far as seeing others use it, and using it myself. You really hit the nail on the head when you said it’s a way for people to make themselves the punchline first, before anyone else gets a chance. The problem is, of course, 9 times out of 10, no one was thinking about it anyway.

By: Queen Self Deprication

Queen Self Deprication — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:51:55 +0000

I agree- great post! Until now, I hadn’t given it much thought, but I am always making fun of myself. I’m quite certain someone else will do it for me if I don’t jump on it, and it sets the tone for everyone. My friend used to call herself the Kissing Slut. She had gotten drunk and kissed a whopping three or four boys one year- paltry in comparison to even my sober make out sessions.

I never find myself with an overwhelming desire to point out, or even come up, flaws in those around me. Or flaws in the penises around me (just one these days, but you get the point). We all, man and women, seem so caught up in trying to be the perfect (insert noun- bikini body, penis, ex-Catholic school girl), yet do we ever hold anyone else to those ridiculous standards?

I’ll go back to making fun of my own huge (but not really) ass now.