Comments on: The Vagina Monologues – Getting Comfortable With My Lady Bits

By: Toy With Me

Toy With Me — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:32:43 +0000

CP – I definitely had #1209 pegged!!

Val – That is just plain adorable

Right then. I’m off to make myself a nice juicy roast beef pita wrap topped with oodles and oodles of cheese curds – YUM!

By: Mmmm.... gyros

Mmmm.... gyros — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:48:45 +0000

Pita bread, I’m not getting that. Sorry Daddy

I had a friend once tell me that she became slightly obsessed with the female vagina, not realizing it came in so many shapes, sizes, and whatever else makes THOSE lips, kissable or not.

Maybe someone can make a Hot or Not of the Labia.

I wouldn’t obsess over it, or you may very well become a victim of those formerly mentioned Vaginal / Labial plastic surgeons (remember, there is no board for plastic surgery, anyone with a knife and an MD can take a slice at it)

I’m sure your cooch is lovely, but again ladies, don’t go asking your man. If he’s hittin’ it, don’t give him a reason not to, and if he’s not, put a little lipstick on it, and see if he notices.

And if you still have any doubts, I have two words – TWIT PIC.
(I did type twIt, right?)

;-D

By: Gaby

Gaby — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:39:08 +0000

Thank you so much for writing this! Not only can I not stop laughing( omg roast beef does mine look like that?????!!!!!) but I’ve definitely dealt with more than my fair share of feeling ugly and ashamed or just unsure and being able to see a humorous side of it always makes fears easier to deal with.
While I still don’t think I’ll ever consider myself “pretty” and I still require a huge level of trust to get that intimate with someone, I’ve also realized that as long as it’s fully functional I should be happy with it.
It’s not what people look at anyways, unless of course you’re Britney or Becky doing cartwheels. And potential mates will initially like me for many many other things. If they’re lucky enough to get to know that part of me too, they damn well better LOVE IT!

By: mumma boo

mumma boo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:35:24 +0000

I am never eating roast beef or pita bread again. Thanks for helping with my diet.

By: TheBeerLady

TheBeerLady — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:15:32 +0000

Oh, sweet baby jebus. Like I didn’t have enough to worry about already. I already had a complex about the lady bits after the nice doctor explained that not only did the parts probably never work (not an issue because I didn’t WANT them to, except that now I can’t help but do the math on how many years did I pay for pills?), but then topped it off with an explanation of how they were arranged funny and impossible to get to in order to examine properly. Which is not something you especially want to hear while on the exam table with your feet in stirrups, but at least the casual observer of said lady bits would have had no idea that apparently they were not beautiful on the inside. But now I’m going to be worried about the possibilities of roast beef and/or pita bread. Great…..

By: Val

Val — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:28:17 +0000

So, I just had to ask my hubby if he’d seen an ugly vagina. His response was “Is it a website?” Lol. After explaining it to him, he said not in real life.

By: Aunt Becky

Aunt Becky — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:11:06 +0000

I’m loving you all more and more.

By: Mr. Toy With Me

Mr. Toy With Me — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:07:21 +0000

Awesome, there goes my afternoon.

By: CP

CP — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:04:44 +0000

i think you all would have a really good time over on guess her muff:

http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

hours and hours of fun and entertainment!

By: Kendra

Kendra — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:45:34 +0000

I still haven’t gotten over the fear, instilled in me relatively recently, that I have fat arms. Or armpits. You know when you wear a sleevless shirt and you can feel like your armpits are being squeezed out the sides?

I thought that was about as neurotic as I was going to get with my “ugly fears.” But we have a new topper!