Win LELO’s Alia Vibrator!!

Sorry…..this contest is now over!!  Look for our current posts for the latest giveaways.

Congratulations to MFAMama – the winner of Alia!!

The winning caption was….

“Clearly Zeke hadn’t looked very closely at the diagram in their WeVibe’s manual, Muriel thought to herself.”

Thanks to everyone who participated in the contest! I hope you all had a blast coming up with captions.

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It’s that time of year again when the kidlets are back to playing hooky school and the domestic Goddesses of the world – that’s you – are enjoying some much needed down time.

Sooo … what’s a girl to do with all this new found time?

Enter to win Alia!!

We’re thrilled that the awesome people at Babeland generously supplied us with LELO Alia, one of three sensual vibrators from the LELO Insignia Collection, for one lucky winner!

Seriously ladies, you deserve this!  Designed by one of my favorite luxury toy companies – LELO – Alia is a discreet seductress who is perfect for one, but even more fun with two!  Can you say “couple friendly”?  That’s right my little sexters, Alia was created for everyone’s pleasure.  Now that’s my kind of toy!

Alia is also waterproof, so toss aside that rubber ducky and make room for one more as she joins you in a bubble bath like no other.  She’s bad ass like that, so don’t be fooled by how quiet she is, Alia is an excellent performer who provides effortless enjoyment and precise stimulation.

So now that you’ve been introduced it’s time to check out how you can win Alia for your very own.

To Enter

*Write a caption for this photo and enter it in the comment section below.

*Next, tweet your caption including this hash tag and link.  #Contest  http://goo.gl/qOWts

*Enter as many times as you like using a new caption for each entry.

 

Contest ends Monday September 12th, when one lucky winner will be chosen!

Good Luck!!  Now, let’s get buzzy!

THIS CONTEST HAS NOW ENDED

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Comments

  1. Don't put me down! I swear! There really is a mouse down there!! HOLD ME!

  2. Giddyup!

  3. The least you could have done is shave!

  4. The view is better from up here. #Contest goo.gl/qOWts

  5. The view is better from up here.

  6. I love it when you whisper sweet nothings into my ear. #Contest goo.gl/qOWts

  7. Clearly Zeke hadn't looked very closely at the diagram in their WeVibe's manual, Muriel thought to herself.
    http://twitter.com/#!/MFAMama/status/112407182896

  8. Are you *sure* this is how Cosmo described fellatio? #Contest  http://goo.gl/qOWts

  9. "Sahara Sutra… like sex but with more sand." @oddbit on twitter

  10. "Safe Sex Sahara style. Protects from STDs AND Lions."

  11. parisianfeline says:

    You're not going anywhere without me – dammit!

  12. Oh, whoops, the caption to that last one was "He ain't heavy, he's my brother-from-another-mother!"

  13. Animals are so dumb. Everyone knows you don't wear stripes with spots.
    http://twitter.com/#!/MFAMama/status/112221479374

  14. The other giraffes would never let him hear the end of this, but Dave knew he'd lost the bet fair and square.
    http://twitter.com/#!/MFAMama/status/112219065317

  15. The giraffe could kick himself for not paying more attention when the zebra discussed the "safe word."
    http://twitter.com/#!/MFAMama/status/112216799721

  16. What do you mean this isn't what you meant by necking #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
    http://twitter.com/#!/frellathon/status/112222139

  17. @robby1051 says:

    Pony play! aww your doing it wrong…. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  18. It looked so easy in the Llama-Sutra. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  19. Gimme some lovin'!

  20. Does Harriet Know you are here?

  21. "When you said 'necking', this isn't what I had in mind".

  22. Woah Woah Woah! Steady buddy, Steady.

  23. …The Ultimate Strap-On…

  24. "You're doing it wrong" -The Giraffe

  25. "Jack, I'm flying!"

  26. C'mon, give us a hug!

  27. I only wanted a cuddle!

  28. Okay my striped friend, now it is my turn to ride! #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  29. Now where did that guy with the ladder go?

  30. Check out the butt on that hippo. BOOYAH! #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  31. I said ride my DICK. ugh. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  32. WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO SPOON?!

  33. amaadhatter says:

    Frank, when I said I was going to give you piggy back ride, this isn't what I had in mind!

    Shut up Harry.

  34. Just wanted something solid between my legs, but this is crazy!

  35. "A little lower and to the left."

  36. This is the last time I try to play leapfrog with a giraffe

  37. Getty up daddy!

  38. lynn poole says:

    Your right ! Everything does look amazing from up here! Wow!

  39. Is this a fashion statement??

  40. Oh yeah, I see better now. He is definitely doing the babysitter.

  41. chimera's bitch says:

    Necking: you’re doing it wrong. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  42. "I've climbed all the way up here, so just hold still & let me finish."

  43. black and white pearl necklace. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  44. there’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s college African grasslands. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  45. Steve McQueen and James Garner have let themselves go. (The Great Escape, 1963). #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  46. MICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. What did you call this position again?

  48. Ok, now what?

  49. No, I still can’t see where we parked the car.

  50. DON'T DROP ME!

  51. "Dear Penthouse: I've read about surprise zebra encounters, but I never thought it would happen to me…" #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  52. Oh my God I have *never* been this high~giraffes really DO do it better!

  53. Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you!

  54. "Weee Giddy-up!!"

  55. pandadementia says:

    "When you said online that you wanted me to ride your long one, this isn't what I had in mind."

  56. You and me, baby,
    Ain’t nothing but mammals!

  57. I love when you nibble on my ear.

  58. Alexpinkqueen says:

    Seriously dude stop playin and put me baxk on the ground.

  59. If I could *grunt* just get *grunt* a little higher…

  60. different strokes for different folks….

  61. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!

  62. It's SO LONG!

  63. Hey, I can see your house from here! #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts

  64. Wow, that must have been a really strong gust of wind!