Congratulations to MFAMama – the winner of Alia!!
The winning caption was….
“Clearly Zeke hadn’t looked very closely at the diagram in their WeVibe’s manual, Muriel thought to herself.”
Thanks to everyone who participated in the contest! I hope you all had a blast coming up with captions.
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It’s that time of year again when the kidlets are back to playing hooky school and the domestic Goddesses of the world – that’s you – are enjoying some much needed down time.
Sooo … what’s a girl to do with all this new found time?
Enter to win Alia!!
We’re thrilled that the awesome people at Babeland generously supplied us with LELO Alia, one of three sensual vibrators from the LELO Insignia Collection, for one lucky winner!
Seriously ladies, you deserve this! Designed by one of my favorite luxury toy companies – LELO – Alia is a discreet seductress who is perfect for one, but even more fun with two! Can you say “couple friendly”? That’s right my little sexters, Alia was created for everyone’s pleasure. Now that’s my kind of toy!
Alia is also waterproof, so toss aside that rubber ducky and make room for one more as she joins you in a bubble bath like no other. She’s bad ass like that, so don’t be fooled by how quiet she is, Alia is an excellent performer who provides effortless enjoyment and precise stimulation.
So now that you’ve been introduced it’s time to check out how you can win Alia for your very own.
To Enter
*Write a caption for this photo and enter it in the comment section below.
*Next, tweet your caption including this hash tag and link. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
*Enter as many times as you like using a new caption for each entry.
Contest ends Monday September 12th, when one lucky winner will be chosen!
Good Luck!! Now, let’s get buzzy!
THIS CONTEST HAS NOW ENDED
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Wow, that must have been a really strong gust of wind!
Hey, I can see your house from here! #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
It's SO LONG!
Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
different strokes for different folks….
If I could *grunt* just get *grunt* a little higher…
Seriously dude stop playin and put me baxk on the ground.
I love when you nibble on my ear.
You and me, baby,
Ain’t nothing but mammals!
"When you said online that you wanted me to ride your long one, this isn't what I had in mind."
"Weee Giddy-up!!"
Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you!
Oh my God I have *never* been this high~giraffes really DO do it better!
"Dear Penthouse: I've read about surprise zebra encounters, but I never thought it would happen to me…" #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
DON'T DROP ME!
No, I still can’t see where we parked the car.
Ok, now what?
What did you call this position again?
MICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve McQueen and James Garner have let themselves go. (The Great Escape, 1963). #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
there’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s college African grasslands. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
black and white pearl necklace. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
"I've climbed all the way up here, so just hold still & let me finish."
Necking: you’re doing it wrong. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
Oh yeah, I see better now. He is definitely doing the babysitter.
Is this a fashion statement??
Your right ! Everything does look amazing from up here! Wow!
Getty up daddy!
"A little lower and to the left."
This is the last time I try to play leapfrog with a giraffe
Tweeted it
http://twitter.com/#!/SwingersAttic/status/109405…
@SwingersAttic
Just wanted something solid between my legs, but this is crazy!
Frank, when I said I was going to give you piggy back ride, this isn't what I had in mind!
Shut up Harry.
WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO SPOON?!
I said ride my DICK. ugh. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
Check out the butt on that hippo. BOOYAH! #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
Now where did that guy with the ladder go?
Tweet
http://twitter.com/#!/frellathon/status/109708495…
Okay my striped friend, now it is my turn to ride! #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
I only wanted a cuddle!
C'mon, give us a hug!
"Jack, I'm flying!"
"You're doing it wrong" -The Giraffe
…The Ultimate Strap-On…
Woah Woah Woah! Steady buddy, Steady.
"When you said 'necking', this isn't what I had in mind".
Does Harriet Know you are here?
Gimme some lovin'!
Pony play! aww your doing it wrong…. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
It looked so easy in the Llama-Sutra. #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
What do you mean this isn't what you meant by necking #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
http://twitter.com/#!/frellathon/status/112222139…
The giraffe could kick himself for not paying more attention when the zebra discussed the "safe word."
http://twitter.com/#!/MFAMama/status/112216799721…
The other giraffes would never let him hear the end of this, but Dave knew he'd lost the bet fair and square.
http://twitter.com/#!/MFAMama/status/112219065317…
Animals are so dumb. Everyone knows you don't wear stripes with spots.
http://twitter.com/#!/MFAMama/status/112221479374…
https://twitter.com/#!/MFAMama/status/11235404623…
Oh, whoops, the caption to that last one was "He ain't heavy, he's my brother-from-another-mother!"
You're not going anywhere without me – dammit!
"Safe Sex Sahara style. Protects from STDs AND Lions."
"Sahara Sutra… like sex but with more sand." @oddbit on twitter
Are you *sure* this is how Cosmo described fellatio? #Contest http://goo.gl/qOWts
Clearly Zeke hadn't looked very closely at the diagram in their WeVibe's manual, Muriel thought to herself.
http://twitter.com/#!/MFAMama/status/112407182896…
Say Uncle. SAY IIIIIIIT!
http://twitter.com/#!/MFAMama/status/112432542564…
I love it when you whisper sweet nothings into my ear. #Contest goo.gl/qOWts
The view is better from up here.
The view is better from up here. #Contest goo.gl/qOWts
The least you could have done is shave!
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Giddyup!
Don't put me down! I swear! There really is a mouse down there!! HOLD ME!
Here is my tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/BigMamaCass/status/11345183…