Comments on: Christmas Craft Making For Perverts

By: k8

k8 — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 15:22:53 +0000

That penis cozy looks like a bootie. And only CP would need one because he walks around nekkid all the time.

By: Kikkoo

Kikkoo — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:47:19 +0000

lol! What a fun thing to research. I’m sure there are all sorts of nasty naughty stuff out there but that vulva necklace really takes it. I especially like the clear gloss finish! Attention to detail. Nice touch.

By: PrincessJenn

PrincessJenn — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:37:16 +0000

My mom was given one of those penis cozies at her bridal shower when she married my dad (they lived way up north… ball shriveling cold north).
Apparently they call them ‘Peter Heaters’ up there….

By: sue

sue — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:38:53 +0000

PS: You so totally didnt post http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37159578&ref=sr_gallery_14&&ga_search_query=vulva&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes=tags&includes=title

By: sue

sue — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:35:56 +0000

OMFG! Balls n Cock Cozy. So. Totally. Crocheting one for my husband.

By: Lonnie

Lonnie — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:09:57 +0000

Here’s the original Etsy link I sent you awhile back. She’s the one that had the vulva paintings, but they seem to be all gone from the site.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37159578

You missed a couple of doozies –

vagina puppets:
http://www.houseochicks.com/puppets/original.html

and origami vaginas (with the companion video “how to make an origami penis”

http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-origami-a-vagina-212293/

By: Lisavol

Lisavol — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:35:32 +0000

My husband wants the vulva necklace as a nose ring so it can be in front of his mouth.

By: Misty

Misty — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:03:20 +0000

It’s even worse that the Jesus Vagina painting has what look like a string hanging from it… or blood dribbling… either way, terrible fuckin’ idea!

By: miss buttkiss

miss buttkiss — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:38:17 +0000

yuck!!!!!!!!

By: CP

CP — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:39:52 +0000

i think christmas tree butt plugs should have a pine scent.

for authenticity.