Want to experience sex from the male perspective? Find a lesbian with a strap-on, then convince her to let you use the strap-on. I doubt you will enjoy this as much as peeing in the wilderness.

Blowjobs? Here too, it is probably better to give than to receive.

Because of the reality of erection, a man cannot pretend to be turned on when he isn't, and when he is turned on, cannot deny in. So men are not very good at using sexual access to manipulate others. A good reason to chuck penis envy out the window.

Because you ladies are North American, you don't mention the sexiest parts of having a penis: the moving foreskin, the ridged band rubbing against the vaginal wall, the frenular delta, and the exquisite sensitivity of the frenulum. But if you can unhood the glans of your clitoris, you may already have a fair idea of these delights. At any rate, the best parts of the penis are much more than a mushroom shaft. There's delicate structures that are a lot life woman parts.

I’d smack it until it fell off. I have to say that I do like the idea of the mushroom print. That would be cool.

And, I’d see it just whipping it out really does work to get ass like a lot of the guys I know think it does.

dubiousma – girl you can flash me anytime

cjupiter – Ohhh……schlongsmacks now you’re talking!!

i’d also think ahead and ensure that i had some videotape rolling of my “explorations” for when the spell wore off and things went back to normal.

besides that, going out and turning men into idiots with nothing more than my body is probably the other thing i’d do.