Comments on: Purity Balls – Because Metaphorical Incest Is Totally Cool

By: John Egan

John Egan — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:28:38 +0000

I don’t believe in any supreme being but if there was a God, then I presume not only would he appreciate me questioning him, but also enjoy sex.. Anything else would be unnatural.. (OK..So I don’t mean screw like rabbits.) Lets face it, our modern interpretation of what the Bible dictates has devolved into a twisted Puritan ethic.. The rest of the civilized world is quite accepting of sex… Just check out the nude ‘Page 3 Girl’ in Britain’s daily newspaper..Read by children and adults alike.. Look at French or German TV.. How about So American or Italian political scandals…. Uhhh what scandal… We couldn’t be more anal if we had Rush Limbaugh crammed up our ass..

@Urbane_Gorilla ;=)

By: Ted

Ted — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:22:11 +0000

Don’t forget the coup de grace of all mitzvahs, the sinister triple-dog-mitzvah!

By: Crissy

Crissy — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:24:34 +0000

That whole ceremony thing gives me the heebie-jeebies.

It sounds like something the Duggers would do. You know, that family with 18 kids?

Eeesh.

By: MOM

MOM — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:05:20 +0000

KJ…I had heard of purity rings courtesy of Degrassi…yup we watch this ..or at least the kids do every day. The idea of any of my daughters pledging their purity to their Dad wants me sick.
Seeing that I have alot of kids we’ve had different sex conversations at different levels. I tell all of them the same message. I would like for them to be in Love. I want them to have true feelings for the person who they decide to give themselves to for the first time. It is a gift…once given there are no returns. I was the naive MOM at first. I said to wait and the son would…then the truth hit me in the face. I asked..he can’t lie and so I woke up. Parents need to talk to their kids more. They don’t have the luxury of being embarrassed. I hold my sons responsible. Not only should they be ready but the girl should be ready. If they aren’t both ready for this step…then wait. It’s not going anywhere! I tell them that they need to protect themselves and the girl. I tell them if they get a girl pregnant I will see to it that they take an active role in any child’s life. Sex and it’s outcomes are NOT just the girl’s problem. I have daughters…we have talked over and over. They will be able to make an informed choice as to when they have sex. I’m hoping years from now but one never knows. I believe I have done the right thing by being honest and open with my kids about sex. Some parents don’t agree and to them I say shame on you. The only person my children need to ever pledge their purity to is themselves. It’s their’s not mine and for a child to have to go through pledging their purity to their Dad is downright humiliating.
Now as far as that mitzvah….I’ll be stressing those bonus points he could be scoring with God today with the husband….that is such a great idea!

By: PD

PD — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:17:41 +0000

My balls have never had sex. Are they pure enough to get a ring? And where do I wear this ring? On the left one or the right? Or is it supposed to be wore on my 21st digit? I don’t know,… I’m confused, I don’t get it. Maybe it’s because I think about sex all the time I don’t have time to NOT think about sex. And there I go round robin.
xes dah reven evah sllab yM

By: D

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:16:39 +0000

“So, if you really wanna rack up those bonus points for G-D, start screwing. ”

LOL I love this.

By: CP

CP — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:01:22 +0000

now, can purity balls be substituted for ben wa balls, and vice versa?

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:45:08 +0000

Well, clearly your daddy/husband trained you well. I guess I missed the awesome incest boat. Of awesomeness.

By: Verby

Verby — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:42:32 +0000

Oh, freaken’ funny! Someone once confided in me that when younger they thought the “immaculate conception” meant you were supposed to wash your hands before.

By: Toy With Me

Toy With Me — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:20:28 +0000

Alley: You hit the nail on the head – If educated on a subject (sex or not) you can, and most likely will, make a better decision.