February 25, 2010
So, I’m looking at my Google Alerts, sifting through kinky news that could be possible fodder for this week’s column. I click. I stare. I blink.
My entire 16 years as a resident of Texas were shattered in an instant. Apparently, not everything is bigger in Texas.
Condomania, makers of the TheyFit line of condoms, compiled data [...]
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February 18, 2010
I don’t remember losing my virginity. Likely because it was borrowed and never returned while I was under the influence of copious amounts of trash can punch made with Everclear (if you’ve ever been shitfaced on Everclear, you’re pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down). It’s 190 proof. Pure grain alcohol. It could power a Honda.
What [...]
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