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Erika Napoletano

Are Universities Giving Hall Passes for Hate?

October 4, 2010

I’m the last person who thinks that there’s a substitute for common sense. You can’t get it in a book on tape and you sure as hell can’t teach it in school. Common sense comes from fucking up. If you sit down and actually look at our legal system, our legislation is driven purely from [...]

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Check Out My Ass: A Farewell from The Redhead

April 29, 2010

Columns come and columns go. You’ve held me in your good (and not-so-good) graces since September of 2009 and it’s been a delight to horrify and spread hilarity to you, my readers, each Thursday. Today marks the signing-off of Dear Redhead on ToyWithMe. So, I’m inviting you to check out my ass since you’ve already [...]

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Men – I’ll Take The Good With The Bad

April 22, 2010

I like the dick. OK, I l-o-v-e it. If there were man-flavored ice cream, I’d pop Lactaid every day and fold on my dairy-free lifestyle. As an intro to this week’s redheaded goodness, I’ll give you a few things about men that make we want to dress-up in my best kinky cheerleader outfit and do [...]

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Where Does Apple Get Off?

April 15, 2010

More importantly, DO they get off? I’m an iPhone whore. I lust my piece-of-shit, can’t-complete-a-call, don’t-get-voicemail, $140-a-month personal computing device that has a phone but you wouldn’t know it. I love my ridiculous Paul Frank monkey case and the fact that I have to use a headset to comfortably complete any one of my many [...]

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Serial Adultery = Serial Stupidity
A Woman Takes On Stupid Women

April 8, 2010

You can hope in one hand and shit in the other…and guess which one is going to fill up first? Women who decide to get involved with married men are stupid, opportunistic, gold-digging whores. I would, however, like to think it takes some sort of calculated smarts to wind up in an $11 million mansion [...]

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Why I’m Converting to Catholicism

April 1, 2010

In the past week,  Pope Benedict XVI (formerly known as Cardinal Joseph Ratzenberger, Archbishop of Munich) has been blasted in the media in light of the latest priest-centric sex scandal. It’s at this time, one of the holiest weeks of the year, that those with faith are faced with what’s said to be an iconic [...]

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CDC No Longer Considers “Gay” a Disease

March 25, 2010

The media’s been overrun as of late with the shocking “news flash” that there are gay high school students and they (gasp) want to bring their same-sex dates to prom. Dan Savage – hero/icon/outspoken motherfucker with a voice has had extensive reports on both the gay Georgia teen who will be bringing his date to [...]

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