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Erika Napoletano

The Redhead Healthcare Manifesto

March 18, 2010

I’m a 37-year-old Caucasian female with mild asthma and breast implants. “Sedentary” isn’t a word that comes to mind when I describe my lifestyle. My adventures have taken me around the world and to over 19,000 feet above sea level via my own two feet. I’m a track and road cyclist, rock/ice/alpine climber, trail runner [...]

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I Could Totally Take Sarah Palin in a Cage Fight

March 11, 2010

Here’s the rub: I’ve got issues with Sarah Palin. (I know – shocker, right?) I’ve called her a perfectly good waste of tits. I’ve also said that given the choice of having what some purport to be a crooked politician (Joe Biden) and a homecoming queen (Palin) as my Vice President, I’d take the crooked [...]

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If There is No God, What Do I Scream During Sex?

March 4, 2010

(and do I have to move to Canada to scream it?) I read the news sparingly. Reason? There’s enough doom and gloom in this world without my days being thrown out of whack by some plasticized TV journalist’s skewed view on all the happenings fit to broadcast. I don’t need to see a young luger’s [...]

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Dickenomics – Penis Sizes Ranked By State

February 25, 2010

So, I’m looking at my Google Alerts, sifting through kinky news that could be possible fodder for this week’s column. I click. I stare. I blink. My entire 16 years as a resident of Texas were shattered in an instant. Apparently, not everything is bigger in Texas. Condomania, makers of the TheyFit line of condoms, [...]

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A Naughty Schoolgirl Mouths-Off About Abstinence

February 18, 2010

I don’t remember losing my virginity. Likely because it was borrowed and never returned while I was under the influence of copious amounts of trash can punch made with Everclear (if you’ve ever been shitfaced on Everclear, you’re pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down). It’s 190 proof. Pure grain alcohol. It could power a Honda. [...]

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CBS Abortion Ad A Classic Bait And Switch

February 11, 2010

Do you ever look at something online and think: “Did he/she really say that?” It’s the basis for my career. I call it like I see it and have no tolerance for bullshit. However, there is a distinct difference between “bullshit” and “differing viewpoints.” Some don’t see it that way, however. There’s a talent that [...]

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The End Is Near For Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

February 4, 2010

I sent out a call over Twitter and HARO.com for former servicemen and women (gay or straight) to share their views on the potential repeal of DADT. While many of the quotes you read in today’s column will be anonymous, their points of view are no less valid. “I, XXXXXXXXXX, do solemnly swear (or affirm) [...]

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