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Nicole Antoinette

Glass Slipper? How About A Glass Dildo

August 9, 2010

On the list of things I never though I’d put in my hoo-ha, glass was pretty high up there. I mean, it’s glass, you know? GLASS. BREAKABLE GLASS. IN! MY! VAGINA! There’s a shop down the street from my boyfriend’s house that exclusively sells glass toys. We walked by over and over, wondering out loud [...]

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A Call For Super Sexy Guest Posts

July 1, 2010

It was late February and I was stomping around my apartment and yelling about how I wanted to write a sex column. A few days later, I was asked to write a guest post for Toy With Me. A few days after that, they were all, “We’d like you to do this every week” and [...]

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How To Get Laid Using Craigslist

June 24, 2010

Craigslist really is the center of the universe. I mean think about it, is there anything you can’t find on Craigslist? A roommate, a used truck, a new job, a buyer for your fishtank – the internet sky is limitless here. You know what else you can find on Craigslist? Sex. Lots and lots and [...]

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What Music Taught Me About Sex

June 17, 2010

I’m probably one of the only people that can say this, but I’ve never made a sex playlist. You know, a playlist of songs specifically put together to set the mood. No romantic sex mix, no dirty sex mix, no foreplay inducing sex mix, nothing. When I realized this last week and decided that it [...]

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LELO MONA Review – It’s Spectacular

June 10, 2010

So, it’s confession time. The time when I’m honest with all of you about how I’m a big ungrateful snobby-snob and how I’ve learned my lesson. Yes, this is the type of sex toy review that ends with a lesson. Ready? Okay. A few weeks ago, the lovely people at Toy With Me and Babeland [...]

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A Petition To Make June National Oral Sex Month

June 3, 2010

You know that horrible feeling you get when you realize that everyone else is clued in on something that you had absolutely no idea about? It’s that “oh fuck I totally got picked last in dodgeball go cry in the corner” type of feeling and I’m feeling it right now and it sucks and I [...]

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What Happens In Vegas Gets Blogged

May 27, 2010

So, last weekend I went to Vegas with 68 other bloggers. Because I’m crazy and because I love Vegas and because I love being crazy in Vegas and therefore I host Bloggers in Sin City every May and other bloggers who are equally interested in crazy Vegas shenanigans are all, “OKAY! ME TOO!” And so [...]

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