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Nicole Antoinette

Six Things I Learned From My Sex Swing

May 20, 2010

A few weeks ago, my sexual fairy godparents here at Toy With Me were all, “Sex swing?” and I was like, “SEX SWING.” I was tickled pink that adultsextoys.com was kind enough to send me one! Here are the lessons I’ve learned. Lesson #1: Sex swings are really fucking heavy I showed up at the [...]

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Porn, Instructional Sex Manuals, and Orgasms – Oh My!

May 10, 2010

The thing about porn is that it’s awesome. Until, well, until it’s not. Until it’s a Thursday night and I find myself clicking around the dirty underbelly of the interwebs and somehow I stumble onto the most incredibly unsexy videos in the history of videos and I start to rethink everything I thought I knew [...]

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6 Crazy Cock Facts

May 3, 2010

It’s no secret that I talk about my vagina a lot. Like, a lot. Like, maybe too much. (Ha, just kidding, no such thing as too much of my vagina!) But, even so, I’m going to pause your regularly scheduled vagina programming to bring you a post that’s totally dedicated to the penis. How could [...]

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7 Sexual Things To Do Before I Die

April 26, 2010

Did you know that I have a Life List? Yep, a big long list of the 126 things I want to do between now and whenever I’m not kicking around in this life anymore. I’ve been publicly adding to this list over the past few years, but then last fall I decided to create a [...]

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The Weirdest Threesome Ever

April 19, 2010

So, let’s say we’re playing a drinking game. And let’s say it’s Never Have I Ever. And let’s say it’s your turn. And let’s say you rack your brain for the most bizarre thing you can think of. And let’s say that thing is, “Never have I ever had a threesome with two lifesize blow [...]

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One Dildo, Two Fists, and a Night at the Bar

April 12, 2010

“Is it weird,” he asked, “that when I found a life sized double ended fisting dildo, I thought of you?” I wish I could have said yes. I used to be able to say yes to things like that, back in my not-so-distant past where I would have been at least mildly offended that a [...]

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LELO LILY Review

April 5, 2010

A few weeks ago, Toy With Me was all, “Would you maybe like to review some sex toys?” And I was like, “Oh, I don’t know, are puppies cute?” And they were all, “Okay, your first toy is in the mail.” And I was like, “Fuck yes.” And then I waited impatiently. And then sex [...]

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