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The Kinky Jew

Baby Jesus Hates My Vagina. Obviously.

December 28, 2009

Frankly people, I can’t think of something to write about this week. Originally, I was going to write about power play in relationships, and then I thought, “wow, that sounds incredibly boring.” Then I thought I might write about orgies/ sex in college… which sounds like an awesome topic, but I just can’t seem to [...]

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Am I A Cougar Or A Pedophile?

December 21, 2009

Against my better judgment, but with much persuading from my friends (and one or two martinis), I went to see the new Twilight movie: Something about a moon. NEW MOON! That’s it. New Moon. Anyway, the horrible, horrible acting aside, the crappy sound quality notwithstanding, and total lack of any production value ignored, it was [...]

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Purity Balls – Because Metaphorical Incest Is Totally Cool

December 18, 2009

From the archives. This article was originally posted on September 11th 2009 I have to hand it to my friend Phil for putting together one hell of an eye – opening article. Until fairly recently, I had never heard of a “Purity Ball,” which, in my defense, is not entirely surprising considering I really don’t [...]

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Riding The Crimson Wave – Having Sex On Your Period

December 14, 2009

Recently, I was out to dinner with a friend who’s deep into the modern art scene. “Really, she’s fantastic!” my friend kept saying. “You just have to see it!” My friend is desperately trying to convince me to meet a woman who calls herself an “artist.” I disagree. Why? Because I don’t actually know that [...]

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The Power Of Polyamory

December 7, 2009

Bonjour mes amies! Oui, it is moi! La Juif Kinky! By the time you read this, I will have returned from my beautiful trip to Paris with my husband. Ahh Paris! The city of love! The city of romance! The city of…. communication. Yes, it’s true; part of the reason we took a long weekend [...]

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Depression And Sex – What Happened To My Libido?

November 30, 2009

“What are you writing?” My brother – in – law, who has recently moved in with us for a spell while he gets his feet back under him asks me as I type away and pull out chunks of hair. “The folks at ToyWithMe asked me to do an article on depression. Since I live [...]

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Squirting Vaginas Freak Me Out

November 23, 2009

I feel like porn from the 70′s was awesome in a way that will never be repeated. It was a golden age, if you will. Women had gi – fucking – normous bushes that reached right over to the tops of their thighs. They had bad hair, weird skin, and were only moderately attractive, with [...]

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