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Lelo Alia: Your New Bestie

October 25, 2011

When I first opened the sleek, black packaging, I was all “ooooo” because that in and of itself is a sexy experience. Call it a bit of foreplay if you will: Lelo knows how to lead you on. The real treat is what’s nestled into that sexy package-the Lelo Alia. I think Alia would make [...]

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Jimmyjane’s Form 3 – Luxury Full of Awesomeness!

June 15, 2011

Over the years of reviewing sexytime tools for the Toy With Mes, I’ve come across quite a few of them. So you might call me something of an expert.  Since there are so many toys, and only so many ways one might use them, one of my challenges is figuring out what differentiates one toy [...]

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Je Joue Gi-Ki Review – Gumby For Your G-spot!

March 22, 2011

It’s… Gumby for your G-spot! Even if you’ve never had (or given) an orgasm because of it–even if you’ve never even found yours (or your partner’s)–hopefully you all should have at least heard of the G-spot. If you haven’t, please google it and then come back. We’ll wait for you. The G-Ki is a novel, [...]

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The Je Joue SaSi Vibrator – Wow

March 14, 2011

I have to tell you Toy with Mes that I am a girl who likes her foreplay and a little lickety of the split, if you know what I mean.  In fact, without those appetizers to help get my juices flowing, I don’t really get off when we get to the main course. So when [...]

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Lets Talk About Our Periods, OK?

January 26, 2011

You know what some people find really weird about me, Toy with Mes? Okay, first of all, SHUT UP because I’m only talking about ONE thing.  Yes, I know I’m fairly weird, but the thing that some people find particularly weird about me is my willingness to talk about anything to the Internets.  In case [...]

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Dressing Up Like A Pony – Would You Saddle Up?

January 19, 2011

Did you guys know that Mrs. Toy with Me is totally into horses? Well, she is.  She looooves them, but not in an icky Igottahaveabighorsedick way, you guys.  She loves them in a normal way.  But there are some people who love ponies so much, they actually want to BE them. Recently, my  pain in [...]

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When Stupid People Try To Have Sex

January 12, 2011

You know what I like to think about sometimes, you guys? I like to think about how stupid people have sex. I should probably clarify that I don’t so much “like” to think about stupid people having sex,  it’s more of one of those awful thoughts that pop into my head sometimes and I can’t [...]

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