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Crissy Reviews The LELO INA

September 2, 2010

Here’s my review of the Lelo Ina (which I keep calling “In-ya” because I’m mature):
I got off in thirty seconds, BUY IT!
The End.
Do you really need to know more?
Oh, okay, okay, I’ll tell you more.
I was actually intimidated by the Ina when it first arrived because it doesn’t look like anything I’ve ever seen.  It [...]

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Dating For Ugly People

September 1, 2010

Last week we talked about sex for the disabled and the British solution to their unfortunately low fuckability quotient, and this week I have for you Toy with Me’s another wonderful British invention: Online Dating for Ugly People, specifically, a website called TUBB or The Ugly Bug Ball.
The justification for the site, according to them, [...]

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Why is love and sex for the disabled such a taboo subject?

August 25, 2010

Do you guys remember that movie called Benny & Joon, starring Johnny Depp and  Mary Stuart Masterson (plus Aidan Quinn, Julianne Moore, Oliver Platt, and William H. Macy but really who cares about  the other people because it has Johnny *swoon* in it.  I really only watch stuff that has Johnny in it because it [...]

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I’m Not In The Mood For Sexy Time

August 18, 2010

I know what all you guys think of me.
You think I’m a hot and horny fuck kitten who sells her pre-moistened panties to strangers on Craigslist, makes porn, and after the kids go to sleep I try out all my toys and surra de bunda my husband’s face all night long, right?
Well, not so much.
The [...]

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Major Faux Pas In The Boudouir

August 11, 2010

We’ve all heard that calling out the wrong person’s name during Sexy Time is a major faux pas in the boudoir, and we’ve probably even made stupid jokes about it more than once, but that’s not the only boudoir faux pas there is, Toy with Mes.  There are lots of them!
First up, we have The Gas.  [...]

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Lets Talk About Food And The Sex

August 4, 2010

I know I write a lot of stuff about stuff I don’t understand because OMG there’s sooooo much of that and so little of the stuff that I do understand, and now I’ve got another one for you: food and sex.
Does not compute.
Here’s an image for you so you can see where I’m going with [...]

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Random Awesome Stuff In My Inbox

July 28, 2010

This week for the Toy with Mes I’m not really going to write about a god damned thing going to do something very special and share with you some of the marvelous things that people send me.  None of them are a whole post on their own, but they still deserve our attention because they [...]

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