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The Wise Young Mommy

I Am A Cougar In Training

November 6, 2009

MILF: Noun. Acronym for “Mother I’d Like to Fuck,” made popular by the 1999 movie, American Pie.
Cougar: Noun. An attractive, middle-aged woman who seeks out much younger men for romance or physical intimacy.
She’s a Man Eater
Recently, Candace Bushnell of Sex and The City fame was uber-offended at being labeled a “cougar” because she [...]

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Boobs: With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility

October 23, 2009

Call Them What You Will
Breasts. Boobs. Tits. Knockers. Chesticles. Melons. Funbags. Ta-Tas. Bosoms. Coconuts. Gazongas. Hooters. Jugs. Milk Bombs. Sweater Puppies. “The Girls.”
Thelma and Louise.
There are HUNDREDS of names for those fantastic mammaries that all of us members of the female sex carry around on our chests, strap into bras every day and spend [...]

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My First Vibrator: The Gift That Kept On Giving…And Giving, And Giving

October 16, 2009

Believe it or not, I haven’t always been the sex toy aficionado that I am today. I was 21 years old when I got my first vibrator.
Against my will.
It’s actually a pretty funny story. Oh, you want to hear it, do you? Well, it’s awfully personal, I’m really not sure it’s something I’m comfortable sharing—aw, [...]

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Sexting: Not Just For Horny Teenagers

October 2, 2009

Sexting: verb; a portmanteau of sex and texting; the the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photos electronically, primarily between cell phones.
It all started years ago when the first long distance couple decided that that newfangled communication device on the wall would be the perfect means of turning each other on across the miles, [...]

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My Stretch Marks Are A Badge Of Honor

September 18, 2009

See that picture right there? You know what that is? Those are stretch marks. But they aren’t just any stretch marks. They are MY stretch marks.
Yes, I have officially lost my mind.
I have decided to post a picture of my flabby, stretch-marked mommy belly on the worldwide web for anyone to lay their eyes on. [...]

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Birth Control For Men – not a chance

September 4, 2009

Raise your hand if you have been on and off birth control most of your adult life, whether it be pills, patches, implants, or IUD’s. OK, now raise your hand if you have been the sole responsible party for said contraception within all of your sexual relationships (don’t worry, I’m not judging how many “relationships” [...]

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Loose Lips Sink Ships – Tighten Up That Vagina

August 28, 2009

If you have had a baby, it is quite possible that you are concerned with more than just the tightness of your abs since giving birth. Let’s just say that your other set of lips may not be as resilient as you would like them to be, and after pushing a 6-10 pound screamer out [...]

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