Comments on: I’m Throwing My Husband A Vasectomy Party

By: Jane

Jane — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:57:27 +0000

You bitches want your husbands to have this surgery, if anything, to settle the score.

By: Toy With Me

Toy With Me — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:34:40 +0000

Dear mepsipax – You Are The Contest Winner!!

Congratulations!! “Cum Shots” We couldn’t resist

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:02:53 +0000

Blargh!! *could = cuz…. damn type-o fairy strikes again.

By: KinkyJew

KinkyJew — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:02:19 +0000

I think you’re missing a very important point here: now that it’s a little later, you could do it as a SURPRISE vasectomy party. It would be like, “WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE BOYS ARE GONE! SURPRISE!” I mean, obviously the vasectomy isn’t a surprise, could that would just suck.

Anyway, you could do a surprise vasectomy party, and you could have one of those large posters that everyone has to sign at like, sweet sixteens and shit, and it would be of him doing the “40 Year Old Virgin” face, and there would be images floating around his picture-head of his favorite jerk-off toys: a sock, a banana peel, a tissue, your panties… you know, whatever.

I just think there’s a lot you can do with a surprise vasectomy party, you know?

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:23:43 +0000

OK – this all hits a little close to home since my wife has been on my ass to get a vasectomy since our second was born. Not to say I want more kids, I really don’t, but I just have this image in my head of a dog getting snipped against his will. Dragging his tail-end on the cold tile floor into the O-R.

I think you had some important clues in your piece with regard to your husband’s proclivity of saving things. He knows that he specifically has 10-15 good loads left. I warn you now, that little Tupperware container in the very back of your freezer, yea that one under the garlic bread, that isn’t leftover hollandaise sauce.

Finally – A party idea for the newly disconnected. Invite all of your loved ones to the local shooting range and give each of them a 9mm handgun loaded with blanks. Each person then gets a target with a picture of a human egg in the bulls-eye. Once everyone has unloaded their guns relief will be palpable seeing that the fragile eggs are unharmed by the barrage they’d just received. Very symbolic.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:27:23 +0000

If you’re worried about your baker’s spelling abilities, you could have penis cupcakes and spell the frosting message yourself. A thought.

By: Rose

Rose — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 05:19:06 +0000

This post made me UBER LOL!!

I may not be a man, but I sure have some fellas who could use that baby! Lelo is thee beest <3

By: Misty

Misty — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:02:48 +0000

For the record, cum makes an EXCELLENT conditioner.

I’d probably want to see my parts afterward (so i could be like “No wonder that fuckin’ hurt!” –But then I’d want them to throw it away.

Isn’t there a shot called a cum shot? I thought there was. There’s definitely a shot called a blow job….

By: Mayim

Mayim — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:56:47 +0000

I’d love to take BOB for a ride! We had no kind of celebration. Now *I* feel like a shitty wife.

By: miss buttkiss

miss buttkiss — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:09:38 +0000

You are a wild one!!!!!!!!!That is why we like you so much!!!!!!!