From the category archives:

Accepting Your Body

Boobie Wednesday Trading Cards

October 28, 2011

October is officially breast cancer awareness month and in light of that, my awesome sauce friends at Boobie Wednesday have put together a boob-a-li-cious non-profit fundraiser! Toy With Me fans, I present: Boobie Wednesday Trading Cards! Thanks to the fantabulous Wookiesgirl who saw promise in a friends idea and ran with it. Along with the help of her [...]

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My Ass Deserves New Lingerie

January 18, 2011

A million billion years ago, back when I was just graduating high school (or was I just in college? It’s all a little blurry, thanks to a wee bit of excessive, um, well, vodka usage), I was involved in my first serious relationship. Going on two years, we were finally showing the cracks in our [...]

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Why My Vagina Is Steaming

January 5, 2011

My vagina has been feeling really stressed out lately, you guys. Maybe it’s the crush of the holiday season, maybe it’s the two periods a month it’s forced to endure, maybe it’s worried about global warming, I have no idea, but I know it’s really sad and upset and just like everybody else, it could [...]

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Why I’m Posing Naked. On A Horse

November 29, 2010

According to the popular story, Lady Godiva took pity on the people of Coventry, who were suffering grievously under her husband’s oppressive taxation. Lady Godiva appealed again and again to her husband, who obstinately refused to remit the tolls. At last, weary of her entreaties, he said he would grant her request if she would [...]

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When You’re Fat, You’re Mostly Ignored

November 2, 2010

I found it ironic to be sitting in my plastic surgeon’s office, outraged by the Marie Claire article that had the rest of the  blog world in a tizzy last week. As I explained last week, I was at the surgeon’s office for reasons that were probably more socially acceptable than those of the of [...]

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Marie Claire Magazine And The “Fatties”

October 26, 2010

“So anyway, yes, I think I’d be grossed out if I had to watch two characters with rolls and rolls of fat kissing each other … because I’d be grossed out if I had to watch them doing anything. To be brutally honest, even in real life, I find it aesthetically displeasing to watch a [...]

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Life Lessons From Strippers

August 31, 2010

As I sat at the wedding for one of my oldest male friends last night, surrounded by old friends, and talking to a former exotic dancer, I realized all of the things that I’ve learned from strippers over the years. Which is probably not the weirdest thing that I’ve ever typed, but close. I’ve been [...]

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