From the category archives:

Accepting Your Body

What Makes A Beautiful Couple?

January 12, 2010

“Wow,” he stopped us on the street, a completely normal looking man, probably in his mid-30’s with no obvious signs of mental illness. “I’ve never stopped anyone before to say this, but you two make an absolutely stunning couple.” I looked around to see if the restraints had left marks or if he was frothing [...]

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Cosmopolitan Can Totally Suck It

January 5, 2010

When I was in my early twenties, I’d often pick up a Cosmo when I was at the grocery store because I always enjoyed their True Confessions section where people would describe farting while their lovers went down on them or similarly humiliating experiences. Come to think of it, this was kind of the theme [...]

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The Vagina Monologues – Getting Comfortable With My Lady Bits

December 15, 2009

Because I am a neurotic freak and I am also in the middle of starting a freelancing career (stop laughing), I have been going back to the very first posts in my archives and rewriting them. Not like rewriting the past or anything ultra-glamorous, but just fixing up things where the grammar was crappier and [...]

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Self Deprecation And My Small Penis

December 5, 2009

I’ve decided that self deprecation does more to hurt the male ego than I ever could.
I once dated a man who talked constantly about his “small” penis. Having seen it up close and personal I found it interesting that he would choose to obsess over a perfectly normal sized organ. And when I say “constantly” [...]

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Designer Vagina’s – Sculpting The Labia

November 15, 2009

Just when I think that we cannot possibly find one more thing to bitch and worry about on our bodies, I am slapped upside the head with something so entirely absurd, that I have to stop and wonder, “Seriously? People are really worried about this?” It’s called “labia-plasty,” which originally to me sounded like turning [...]

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God Loves You. So Does BDSM

November 9, 2009

This past weekend was the big annual Black Rose event in Washington, DC, where kinksters from around the country get together to share information, teach lessons-learned, and play! This was my third year, and you could reasonably ask, why keep going back? After all, most of my friends are local, and it’s not like I’m [...]

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How Does YOUR Garden Grow?

October 30, 2009

“Eventually Samson tells Delilah that he will lose his strength with the loss of his hair. Delilah calls for a servant to shave Samson’s seven locks.  Since that breaks the Nazarite oath, God leaves him, and Samson is captured by the Philistines.  They burn out his eyes by holding a hot poker near them.” –Wikipedia
I [...]

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