From the category archives:

Accepting Your Body

Designer Vagina’s – Sculpting The Labia

November 15, 2009

Just when I think that we cannot possibly find one more thing to bitch and worry about on our bodies, I am slapped upside the head with something so entirely absurd, that I have to stop and wonder, “Seriously? People are really worried about this?” It’s called “labia-plasty,” which originally to me sounded like turning [...]

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God Loves You. So Does BDSM

November 9, 2009

This past weekend was the big annual Black Rose event in Washington, DC, where kinksters from around the country get together to share information, teach lessons-learned, and play! This was my third year, and you could reasonably ask, why keep going back? After all, most of my friends are local, and it’s not like I’m [...]

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How Does YOUR Garden Grow?

October 30, 2009

“Eventually Samson tells Delilah that he will lose his strength with the loss of his hair. Delilah calls for a servant to shave Samson’s seven locks.  Since that breaks the Nazarite oath, God leaves him, and Samson is captured by the Philistines.  They burn out his eyes by holding a hot poker near them.” –Wikipedia [...]

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A Tale Of Two Titties: The Twins Grow Up

October 21, 2009

When Toy With Me asked me to write a story about boobs, I was like, WHA?  Because I really never give much thought to them unless I’m breastfeeding, like I am now, and my life revolves around them. Other than that, we sort of just co-exist. I decorate them once in a while with some sassy little [...]

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The Titty Fairy Pays Me A Visit

October 20, 2009

Before I’d gotten knocked up with Child Number One, I’d always been a solid B cup up top. Really, I didn’t care too much because I’d never had a whole lot of use for large chesticles in my twenty years on the planet. I didn’t pray to the Boobie Fairy that I would wake up [...]

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My Mothers Magnificent Mams

October 19, 2009

Several years ago now, my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer. What had seemed infinitesimal to the touch, and maybe the size of a grape in the sonogram, turned out to be the size of a large marble when it came out. The news came back as the big “M”: malignant. Being Jews, we typically [...]

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Having Sex While Being Pregnant

September 22, 2009

I don’t do pregnancy well. Wait, let me rephrase that. I do pregnancy well in that just over half of the times that I’ve seen two pink lines winking up at me, I have brought home a baby. In that way, I WIN at pregnancy, same way that I WIN at life. But when it [...]

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