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Announcements

Win LELO’s Alia Vibrator!!

August 31, 2011

Congratulations to MFAMama – the winner of Alia!! The winning caption was…. “Clearly Zeke hadn’t looked very closely at the diagram in their WeVibe’s manual, Muriel thought to herself.” Thanks to everyone who participated in the contest! I hope you all had a blast coming up with captions. _________________________________________________________________ It’s that time of year again [...]

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What’s All The Buzz About?

August 18, 2011

If you ran into me at BlogHer ’11 then you already know the answer - Minna Ola! The newly released highly innovative squeezeable never want to put her down once you touch her vibe. YES!  That Minna Ola! Thanks to my incredible sponsors at Babeland I had the stimulating pleasure of demonstrating Ola live to all the sexy amazing women I met. [...]

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Look Out BlogHer Here I Come!

July 20, 2011

  It’s that time of year again when party invites start rolling in, anything with glitter is flying off the racks for Sparklecorn and calendars are being drafted with all the exciting events you plan to attend. Yes my little chick-a-dees it’s BlogHer time and I have some over the top exciting news to share [...]

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A Call For Super Sexy Guest Posts

July 1, 2010

It was late February and I was stomping around my apartment and yelling about how I wanted to write a sex column. A few days later, I was asked to write a guest post for Toy With Me. A few days after that, they were all, “We’d like you to do this every week” and [...]

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A Petition To Make June National Oral Sex Month

June 3, 2010

You know that horrible feeling you get when you realize that everyone else is clued in on something that you had absolutely no idea about? It’s that “oh fuck I totally got picked last in dodgeball go cry in the corner” type of feeling and I’m feeling it right now and it sucks and I [...]

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I Lost My Virginity

May 19, 2010

Hey Toy With Me’s – exciting news!  I can’t help but gush, after all I just lost my virginity!! I know what you are thinking, get the fuck out, you’re not a virgin!  You write reviews about the bits & pieces your whoha has tried, all in the name of “research”.  Well it wasn’t that [...]

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Check Out My Ass: A Farewell from The Redhead

April 29, 2010

Columns come and columns go. You’ve held me in your good (and not-so-good) graces since September of 2009 and it’s been a delight to horrify and spread hilarity to you, my readers, each Thursday. Today marks the signing-off of Dear Redhead on ToyWithMe. So, I’m inviting you to check out my ass since you’ve already [...]

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