And so my love affair with all you Toy With Mes began.

In the four months that I’ve been having sex for your benefit and enjoyment (jeez, the things I do for you), I’ve tackled the topic of anal sex, taught you 9 sexual terms you never wanted to know, put out a call for dick pictures, taken a double sided fisting dildo to a bar, used a sex swing, reviewed toys on video, and much more. In the coming months, I’m going to be spilling my sexual guts less often (probably every 4-5 weeks), which means I’ll have even more time to do “research” and whenever I am here, the stories will more or less be totally fucking epic.

But! Do you know what my being here less often means?? It means that there’s an opening for YOU to be here. For you to tell your stories and share your thoughts and experiences about sex in a place where nothing is off limits. Yes, this is a call for guest post submissions. Yes, your 750-1200 word guest post can be about anything sexually related (personal accounts, humor, politics, religion, social commentary, anything!) and – this is the best part – if your guest post gets selected for publication, the lovely people here at Toy With Me will mail you a sex toy!

Publication! Free sex toy! This must be what heaven is like!

Oh, and just in case you’re already getting sad about not seeing me around here for a few weeks, I’d like to give you a little teaser about my next post: an upcoming charity event to benefit breast cancer research that involves me using handblown glass sex toys that have Swarovski crystals in them.

Glass in my hoo-ha!

You’ll see.

Until then, start sending your guest post submissions to havefun@toywithme.com!

Kisses & Orgasms,

Nicole Antoinette

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Apparently, May was National Masturbation Month. And it’s not just that May was National Masturbation Month, it’s that May was National Masturbation Month and NO ONE TOLD ME. How in the hell is it possible that I’m only learning about this now that it’s June?! I think, really, that I probably deserve some sort of timeout for being a sex writer who managed to miss an entire 31 days dedicated entirely to masturbation. This is really very stressful news for me. I’m having a terrible day. Please hold me during such a trying and emotional time.

And, while you’re holding me and rocking me softly, let’s come up with a way to make me feel better. Let’s create a new month for me to get excited about. Let’s create National Oral Sex Month. Seriously, can you imagine if we got this added to the official calendar of commemorative months? But I mean, why not? What could possibly be better than a month of oral sex? Especially following a month of masturbation. It’s pretty much perfect actually, because we’d get to spend 31 days warming ourselves up for 30 more days of nonstop pleasure.

Why hasn’t anyone else thought of this before? And more importantly, now that I have thought of it, I think I need your help to make it happen. I need you to please attach your virtual signature to the following petition and tell me who the hell to send it to so that our sexy parts can get the nationally recognized tongue love they deserve.

The Petition

Dear Lovely Commemorative Month Selection People:

It has come to my attention that while setting aside time for things like National Sweet Potato Month, National Caffeine Awareness Month, National Foot Health Month, and National Stamp Collecting Month, you’ve somehow forgotten to include National Oral Sex Month on your official calendar of commemorative fun.

And so I (and the below listed Toy With Mes) would like to formally request that from now on, June be declared National Oral Sex Month. Mostly because June is already National Iced Tea Month and the month of my birthday and the addition of oral sex would just make it the perfect beginning of summer trifecta, but also because who doesn’t need more oral sex in their life?

No seriously, if you’re sitting over there thinking, “You know what? Nah, I’m against having more tongue in and around my genitalia,” then I think you should move somewhere where they have a National People With Very Weird Priorities Month. But, if instead you’d like to remain over here in the real world where tongue stuff = awesome stuff, please consider the following oral sex related bullet points as our argument:

- There’s a woman in Australia whose Twitter account is dedicated solely to teaching the art of the blowjob.
- There’s a man in Ottawa, Canada who believes that National Oral Sex Month already does exist and who is therefore advertising his mouth services on Craigslist for “soccer moms seeking special relief.”
- The above two people are a clear indication that this new celebration would be appreciated worldwide.
- A worldwide holiday could lead to world peace.
- World peace would be fantastic.
- Are you really in a position to turn down world peace?
- I’m sure you’d win the Noble Prize for something like this.
- After being awarded said Noble Prize, you’d then be able to spend the rest of your life looking lovingly at your Noble Prize while receiving prize winning oral sex.
- National Oral Sex Month wouldn’t just benefit the people of all nations, it would benefit the animals too – since macaques, cheetahs, hyenas, and goats have all been known to do the oral sex thing as well.
- Research sexologist Susan Crain Bakos claims that “some women can reach orgasm while performing fellatio because there really is a physiological connection between the throat and the vagina.”
- Orgasm! From! Giving! A! Blowjob!
- Did I mention world peace?

Sincerely,

Nicole & the below listed Toy With Mes

Please help spread the word about National Oral Sex Month by sharing with your friends!

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A Petition To Make June National Oral Sex Month

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Today marks the signing-off of Dear Redhead on ToyWithMe. So, I’m inviting you to check out my ass since you’ve already checked out my boobs – how does it look heading out the door?

You haven’t disappointed me…ever. My columns have been, far and wide, some of the best reading I’ve ever done – and I ain’t talkin’ about re-reading what I’ve written. It’s your twisted, tongue-in-cheek and timely thoughts that brighten my days and make my brain work, so a huge thank you for all those who stopped by and shared.

When you’re brought on board to write a column for a site, there’s always the pesky question: what’s going to work? We started Dear Redhead as a Q&A column and fielded entertaining questions from the masses (including a jilted ex-date of mine who thought I wouldn’t notice he emailed from his WORK address and a gal who couldn’t get enough back door action). I brought out your inner lesbian when I told you I’d hit for the same team if I could do Joan Holloway (the comments are masturbation material in and of themselves!) then made the shift to full-on op-ed. You asked, we answered and the op-ed format is where you really latched on.

I’ve taken on Andy Pugno and the epic fucktards who back Proposition 8. The personal stories you shared on your individual journeys and the difference in “context vs. content” when it comes to the true essence of a family just blew me away (and in a non-oral sex kind of way). You made me happy that I was a writer that day who felt (and still feels) that “family” isn’t about sexuality – it’s about a bond.

You then let me take on the incendiary issue of abortion (which riled all of you right up) in pre and post-Super Bowl posts. The bonus? I got to take a swing at Erick Erickson (who’s been subsequently named a new on-air commentator at CNN – fuck my life and everyone else’s. Holy shit – what would happen if he and Palin had an affair and produced a love child? splashing acid in my eyes). You backed me up and Erickson declined an interview because we were “pushy.” Fuck him, right and proper. With someone else’s equipment, of course. God knows, it’s not going to be his wife (whom he hopes is in the kitchen, where she belongs, making him a sammich).

As a long-time supporter of the GLBT community, we talked about the potential repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Actually, what’s to support about the GLBT community? That’s like saying I support breathing. It’s essential. I don’t care if you’re polka dotted and wear a purple tutu – if you add to my life and the community around us, you’re essential. Sexual orientation is a component of identification, not the sole means. When we live in a world that sees people as…people…instead of targets, we’ll be well on the road to working on the things that truly make our lives better. In the meantime, a special thanks to those in the GLBT community who embraced my thought process and means of messaging. I encourage you to drop by this particular post and read the well-spoken arguments by Dayna, a servicewoman discharged on account of DADT who is finishing up her legal education. It was really a privilege to have her share her thoughts.

Some of you got peeved when I took on the Catholic Church and their management of the pedophilia scandal. That’s fine. I stand by my thoughts and feelings. I’m not a personal fan of organized religion but do appreciate the ritual and the fact that some people use it as a tool to live rich and fulfilled lives. I don’t, however, think it’s an excuse for bad behavior and causing harm. Bad priest – no communion biscuit!

Over seven months of posts brings us to an end last week with a recap of why I love M-A-N (which pissed off a few commentators as they think I’m anti-feminist and encouraging bad behavior). Sad, really – men and women like came to my defense (which I didn’t need, but gracias mi amigos) while there were the few who targeted me and the ToyWithMe site as offensive. Hey – here’s the bottom line: you’re not always going to agree with what I have to say or how I say it. Either love me or hate me, as anything in between is death for a writer.

The folks here at ToyWithMe have supported writers who put out opinions that may not be popular but resonate with a certain audience. Hats off to them for creating a forum where no subject is taboo. The web needs more forums for open discourse and that’s why I’ve always loved my column here on ToyWithMe: there’s nothing you can’t say if it’s well thought-out and adds to the quality of the conversation. Asshats? Find another venue.

Dissent creates conversation. Head nodding reinforces a current line of thought. Combine the two? Oh hell – you’re on the road to hosting conversations that matter.

Since You Like My Ass…Where Do You Find The Redhead?

Well, I’m not going anywhere – you can still find me over at my main gig on Redhead Writing. Less sex, more f-bombs and a whole lot of fun. You can also drop by my Facebook Fan Page and follow my personal account on Twitter.

The folks here at Toy With Me (@ToyWithMe and @Mr_Puck) are kickass folks, so be sure to follow them on Twitter and check out the columns by the other sassy and sexy ladies here each week. I’ll be poking my head in periodically to lodge a comment or foot in someone’s ass – never fear.

As I say farewell this week, I’ll ask YOU: what’s been YOUR favorite Redhead Rant here on ToyWithMe.com? Share in the comments below. It’s been a delight to share my thoughts, tits and well…other stuff…with you here at Dear Redhead. I hope you won’t go far, as I’ll just be riiiiiight around the corner working things Redhead style.

Hat tip/boob flash. *MUAH*

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I am reposting this from our friends at OhMiBod and am kindly asking my readers to join in helping raise some money for a cause that is very dear to my heart. Any amount that you can manage to donate is so very much appreciated.

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On May 15 and 16, Suki Dunham, OhMiBod’s founder, will participate in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in Boston in order to raise money to fund educational programs, accelerate research into new treatments and potential cures and provide access to care for those who need it most. Suki will join her mother-in-law and thousands of others in walking 39.3 miles over the two day challenge. (My feet hurt just thinking about it.)

So here’s where we you come in. Suki has a fundraising goal of $1,800 but we’re hoping you can help her blow that number out of the water by placing a $10 donation toward the cause. Not only will you be helping a great cause but you’ll also be registered for some fabulous prizes.

The Grand Prize

• Membership to OhMiBod’s Master Beta Team – the exclusive group of sexy so and sos that tests all OhMiBod products before they go to market
• OhMiBod’s latest, greatest and yet to be released vibrator (coming this summer!)

For every $10 you donate, you’ll receive one entry toward winning the grand prize. So if you donate $100, you’ll get 10 entries. You’ll also be eligible for a daily prize. Each day from April 20 until May 14, I will select one person as the winner of an OhMiBod Club Vibe. Please leave your name in the comments here, on our facebook fan page or twitter (@ohmibod), so I’ll know who you are.

To donate to Suki’s campaign, visit her personal page at Avon Walk for Breast Cancer and click the pink “Donate Now” button. If you prefer to write a check, contact me and I’ll send you the information and a form.

Suki is pretty amped to participate in the walk on behalf of all the women in her life who have suffered with this terrible disease. It’s one that has touched us all in one way or another, and we hope you’ll join us in saving the ta-tas

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If you have a sense of humor, are outspoken, love sex (like who doesn’t?) and think you can string a sentence or two together then what are you waiting for? Give us your best shot – who knows – you might just see your story gracing our pages!

Cool, What Do I have To Do?

• Your post must be your own original work – duh. Article should be between 750-1000 words of goodness.
• Email your article to us at – havefun@toywithme.com
• That’s it!  See, freaking easy.

Every Friday we will post and promote a new submission.  If we pick you from the gazillion of other submissions (who are we kidding), you’ll be notified ahead of time so you can tell all your friends.

So, what are you waiting for? Seriously – get your ass up off the couch and start writing!

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I Want You! To Write For Me

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I would like to thank everyone that entered the contest, you all make it so much fun for me.  I am thrilled with the support many of you have given me since I launched the site just a few short weeks ago. Thank you all so much.

I took all of the entries and picked a random entry using Random.org .

LOL, the winner was  MR_LELO who just happens to be a LELO representive. Sorry sir, but you are not eligible. Lets try this again shall we?

Drum roll please………. And the lucky winner is …….. Carrie Ann! She is also known as @CarrieAnn_ on twitter and writes a great blog at View From The Floor. Carrie was one of many that entered every single day of the contest. Congratulations! I have a feeling that you are going to love the LELO GIGI.

Again, this contest was a tremendous amount of fun and I plan to hold many more in the future. Is there a particular sex toy that you would like to see featured in the next contest? Feel free to comment below! I really value your input.

Toy With Me’s njoy Pure Wand contest giveaway was a blast! And we like being happy, we like making you happy, sooo … it’s contest time once again! Yes folks, we’re getting your competitive juices flowing with a fantastic sequel sure to have you drooling for the bounty … a LELO GIGI g-spot vibrator! As you can tell from my review, the GIGI is one of my all-time favorite toys, and LELO has made it even more delicious with its just released collection of sexy new colors.
Now let me take this opportunity to celebrate YOU, my treasured audience. The launch of my labor of love, toywithme.com, has not only met but exceeded the expectations I had for it. Your dynamic feedback tells me you are pleased and informed by the information I am privileged to provide, and I appreciate and look forward to your continued input as I march on in my entertaining search for the world’s most perfect playthings!
“How Do I Try for My Free GIGI?”
Simple! Just …

• a) Write a comment on any of my blog post

Or….

• b) Tweet the following: (You will need a Twitter account)

“RT @toywithme Is giving away a LELO GIGI g-spot vibrator! Details at http://toywithme.com/GIGI. Re-tweet to enter!”

Don’t let a day go by … you can enter EVERY DAY! I will happily announce the winner on Friday, July 1oth at noon Eastern Standard Time.

Good Luck!

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LELO GIGI Giveaway!

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Update:

First off I would like to thank everyone that entered the contest. Many of you have left very kind comments and I really appreciate it. Since launching the site on Monday I have been awestruck at the support I have received and am truly humbled. Thank You.

After 272 total entries into the my first sex toy giveaway, it is my absolute pleasure to announce the winner! I took all of the entries and picked a random entry using Random.org .

Drum roll please………. And the lucky winner is …….. Amber St. Clare, also known as scarletsletter! Congratulations Amber, I know that you will fall in love with the njoy Pure Wand, it is an incredible toy.

This contest was a tremendous amount of fun and I plan to hold many more in the future. Is there a particular toy that you would like to see featured in the next contest? Feel free to comment below!

I am absolutely thrilled to welcome you to Toy With Me! I have been working very hard at having a heck of a lot of fun, researching with great pleasure the world’s most  luxurious adult toys so I can bring you informative, amusing reviews that will help you find the perfect toys for your perfect bedroom experience. My work will continue as I add more detailed, intimate reviews of the labors of love from the globe’s most sophisticated and forward thinking toy makers.
I am confident that you will find Toy With Me to be exactly what I intend: a fresh, fun, classy read for the independent woman who knows she deserves the best and is adamant about finding it.
My work thus far has revealed that one of my all-time favorite toys is njoy’s Pure Wand dildo, a stainless steel masterpiece whose simple yet brilliant design has bequeathed upon the world a master of the g-spot orgasm (see my review). In giddy celebration of the launch of Toy With Me, I am giving away a njoy Fun Wand to one extremely lucky reader! Just one of these two simple rules could make you the next proud and very satisfied owner of this amazing toy:

a) Write a comment on any of my blog posts
-or-
b) Tweet the following:

“RT @toywithme in celebration of the launch of  http://toywithme.com/launch I am giving away a njoy Pure Wand. Retweet to enter.”

You can enter EVERY DAY and I will happily announce the winner on Friday, June 19th at noon Eastern Standard Time.

Best of luck!

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njoy Pure Wand Giveaway

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Blackberries just got more delicious. Toy With Me is a simple but sublime application that converts your Blackberry into a personal vibrator–anytime, anywhere. While not designed to rival the real thing, the Toy With Me vibe is a portable and compact way to add a little spice to your day, embrace spontaneity, and turn a few otherwise ordinary moments into time extremely well spent. Just choose your combination of speeds and modes and let the berry make you merry! We know you’ll enjoy our gift of pleasure, and when you feel the need for more speed, more modes, more everything, please visit Toy With Me for intimate, detailed insight as we test and review the world’s most luxurious designer adult toys.

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Instructions:

Click here to download the app direct to your Blackberry OTA

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To download the application to your Blackberry Desktop Manager follow the instructions below:

1) Download and Unzip the ToyWithMe.zip file to your Desktop
2) Plug your Blackberry into your USB and Start the Blackberry Desktop Manager
3 ) Click “Application Loader”
4) Click “Start” under the “Add / Remove Applications” tab
5) Click Browse
6) Find the ToyWithMe folder you unzipped in step #1
7) Click ToyWithMe.alx and Click Open
8)  Click Next, Click Finish

To use your new Blackberry Vibrator follow the instructions below:

1) Select your speed: Low, medium, or high
2) Select your vibe mode: Constant, wave, or tickle
3) Start your engine!

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