Congratulations to MFAMama – the winner of Alia!!

The winning caption was….

“Clearly Zeke hadn’t looked very closely at the diagram in their WeVibe’s manual, Muriel thought to herself.”

Thanks to everyone who participated in the contest! I hope you all had a blast coming up with captions.

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It’s that time of year again when the kidlets are back to playing hooky school and the domestic Goddesses of the world – that’s you – are enjoying some much needed down time.

Sooo … what’s a girl to do with all this new found time?

Enter to win Alia!!

We’re thrilled that the awesome people at Babeland generously supplied us with LELO Alia, one of three sensual vibrators from the LELO Insignia Collection, for one lucky winner!

Seriously ladies, you deserve this!  Designed by one of my favorite luxury toy companies – LELO – Alia is a discreet seductress who is perfect for one, but even more fun with two!  Can you say “couple friendly”?  That’s right my little sexters, Alia was created for everyone’s pleasure.  Now that’s my kind of toy!

Alia is also waterproof, so toss aside that rubber ducky and make room for one more as she joins you in a bubble bath like no other.  She’s bad ass like that, so don’t be fooled by how quiet she is, Alia is an excellent performer who provides effortless enjoyment and precise stimulation.

So now that you’ve been introduced it’s time to check out how you can win Alia for your very own.

To Enter

*Write a caption for this photo and enter it in the comment section below.

*Next, tweet your caption including this hash tag and link.  #Contest  http://goo.gl/qOWts

*Enter as many times as you like using a new caption for each entry.

Contest ends Monday September 12th, when one lucky winner will be chosen!

Good Luck!!  Now, let’s get buzzy!

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Win LELO’s Alia Vibrator!!

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If you ran into me at BlogHer ’11 then you already know the answer - Minna Ola!

The newly released highly innovative squeezeable never want to put her down once you touch her vibe.

YES!  That Minna Ola!

Thanks to my incredible sponsors at Babeland I had the stimulating pleasure of demonstrating Ola live to all the sexy amazing women I met. My life sucks, I know.

Being the givers that they are Babeland supplied me with an Ola (No, not the one in the picture. Keeping it classy)  as a contest prize for one horny lucky lady.

Entering was simple, follow Jenna and Amanda’s lead, just play with Ola. With contest rules like that how could you not enter? Let’s just say Ola was passed around more then a bottle of lube at an orgy.  Getting her back was a different story.

Now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for – the BlogHer ’11 WINNER of the Minna Ola, compliments of my seductive sponsors at Babeland.com is …..

Deb Rox from Deb On The Rocks.  Congratulations Deb!!

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That was not all the excitement to be had at BlogHer though. Krista from Babeland and myself hosted a kick-ass partee!  The location was seductively sexy, with plush red velvet couches, where we served tiny bowls of decadent edible body chocolate with strawberries for dipping. Delish! And of course, what sex toy party wouldn’t be complete without a penis candy necklace eating contest.  Again, keeping it classy.  It was a tight race with SEXucator winning, followed closely by Maniacal Mom.

Of course we all know no BlogHer party is complete without S-W-A-G. Obviously!  The awesome LtripleR couldn’t have been happier. I mean swag is pretty cool, but sex toy swag, well that’s just full of the awesome!

Thanks so much to each and everyone of you for joining Babeland and myself for an evening filled condoms, lube and butt plugs.  It was a thrill to meet all of you!

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What’s All The Buzz About?

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It’s that time of year again when party invites start rolling in, anything with glitter is flying off the racks for Sparklecorn and calendars are being drafted with all the exciting events you plan to attend. Yes my little chick-a-dees it’s BlogHer time and I have some over the top exciting news to share with you!

BlogHer 2011 Contest!

This year I have an amazing sponsor - Babeland!! Together we have been working hard to bring you an incredible line up of exciting swag, giveaways and a     fab-u-lous contest to win the newly released and highly innovative squeezeable Minna Ola!  Entering is easy peasy.   Find me at BlogHer (just tweet me), and ask  ”What’s All The Buzz About?” Hand me your business card, and BAM, you’re entered.  Trust me you want to see Ola in action!

BlogHer 2011 Party – WOOT!

Yes, you heard correctly.  Babeland.com and your resident sexpert – that’s me – are hosting a titillating party at BlogHer this year and you’re invited!!  There are only 40 tickets available so    sign up STAT and don’t miss out.   Check out the details …

Party Update

Due to an overwhelming demand spots for the party have all been spoken for.   Stayed tuned as we work on a possible larger venue to accommodate all those who would like to attend.  Don’t miss out! Add yourself to the waiting list now.

Don’t Be Shy!

I want to meet you!  Yes, you!  So don’t be shy, just tweet me to hook up or look for the chick in the    Toy With Me tee.  Who knows I might have a sexy surprise for your efforts.  Looking forward to seeing you there!!

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Look Out BlogHer Here I Come!

It was late February and I was stomping around my apartment and yelling about how I wanted to write a sex column. A few days later, I was asked to write a guest post for Toy With Me. A few days after that, they were all, “We’d like you to do this every week” and I was like, “THIS THE BEST DAY” and they were all, “Also, you’re going to start getting a lot of free sex toys in the mail” and I was like, “THE BEST THE BEST.”

And so my love affair with all you Toy With Mes began.

In the four months that I’ve been having sex for your benefit and enjoyment (jeez, the things I do for you), I’ve tackled the topic of anal sex, taught you 9 sexual terms you never wanted to know, put out a call for dick pictures, taken a double sided fisting dildo to a bar, used a sex swing, reviewed toys on video, and much more. In the coming months, I’m going to be spilling my sexual guts less often (probably every 4-5 weeks), which means I’ll have even more time to do “research” and whenever I am here, the stories will more or less be totally fucking epic.

But! Do you know what my being here less often means?? It means that there’s an opening for YOU to be here. For you to tell your stories and share your thoughts and experiences about sex in a place where nothing is off limits. Yes, this is a call for guest post submissions. Yes, your 750-1200 word guest post can be about anything sexually related (personal accounts, humor, politics, religion, social commentary, anything!) and – this is the best part – if your guest post gets selected for publication, the lovely people here at Toy With Me will mail you a sex toy!

Publication! Free sex toy! This must be what heaven is like!

Oh, and just in case you’re already getting sad about not seeing me around here for a few weeks, I’d like to give you a little teaser about my next post: an upcoming charity event to benefit breast cancer research that involves me using handblown glass sex toys that have Swarovski crystals in them.

Glass in my hoo-ha!

You’ll see.

Until then, start sending your guest post submissions to havefun@toywithme.com!

Kisses & Orgasms,

Nicole Antoinette

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A Call For Super Sexy Guest Posts

You know that horrible feeling you get when you realize that everyone else is clued in on something that you had absolutely no idea about? It’s that “oh fuck I totally got picked last in dodgeball go cry in the corner” type of feeling and I’m feeling it right now and it sucks and I hate it and I’m going to bitch about it for a little while. Ready? Okay, here goes.

Apparently, May was National Masturbation Month. And it’s not just that May was National Masturbation Month, it’s that May was National Masturbation Month and NO ONE TOLD ME. How in the hell is it possible that I’m only learning about this now that it’s June?! I think, really, that I probably deserve some sort of timeout for being a sex writer who managed to miss an entire 31 days dedicated entirely to masturbation. This is really very stressful news for me. I’m having a terrible day. Please hold me during such a trying and emotional time.

And, while you’re holding me and rocking me softly, let’s come up with a way to make me feel better. Let’s create a new month for me to get excited about. Let’s create National Oral Sex Month. Seriously, can you imagine if we got this added to the official calendar of commemorative months? But I mean, why not? What could possibly be better than a month of oral sex? Especially following a month of masturbation. It’s pretty much perfect actually, because we’d get to spend 31 days warming ourselves up for 30 more days of nonstop pleasure.

Why hasn’t anyone else thought of this before? And more importantly, now that I have thought of it, I think I need your help to make it happen. I need you to please attach your virtual signature to the following petition and tell me who the hell to send it to so that our sexy parts can get the nationally recognized tongue love they deserve.

The Petition

Dear Lovely Commemorative Month Selection People:

It has come to my attention that while setting aside time for things like National Sweet Potato Month, National Caffeine Awareness Month, National Foot Health Month, and National Stamp Collecting Month, you’ve somehow forgotten to include National Oral Sex Month on your official calendar of commemorative fun.

And so I (and the below listed Toy With Mes) would like to formally request that from now on, June be declared National Oral Sex Month. Mostly because June is already National Iced Tea Month and the month of my birthday and the addition of oral sex would just make it the perfect beginning of summer trifecta, but also because who doesn’t need more oral sex in their life?

No seriously, if you’re sitting over there thinking, “You know what? Nah, I’m against having more tongue in and around my genitalia,” then I think you should move somewhere where they have a National People With Very Weird Priorities Month. But, if instead you’d like to remain over here in the real world where tongue stuff = awesome stuff, please consider the following oral sex related bullet points as our argument:

- There’s a woman in Australia whose Twitter account is dedicated solely to teaching the art of the blowjob.
- There’s a man in Ottawa, Canada who believes that National Oral Sex Month already does exist and who is therefore advertising his mouth services on Craigslist for “soccer moms seeking special relief.”
- The above two people are a clear indication that this new celebration would be appreciated worldwide.
- A worldwide holiday could lead to world peace.
- World peace would be fantastic.
- Are you really in a position to turn down world peace?
- I’m sure you’d win the Noble Prize for something like this.
- After being awarded said Noble Prize, you’d then be able to spend the rest of your life looking lovingly at your Noble Prize while receiving prize winning oral sex.
- National Oral Sex Month wouldn’t just benefit the people of all nations, it would benefit the animals too – since macaques, cheetahs, hyenas, and goats have all been known to do the oral sex thing as well.
- Research sexologist Susan Crain Bakos claims that “some women can reach orgasm while performing fellatio because there really is a physiological connection between the throat and the vagina.”
- Orgasm! From! Giving! A! Blowjob!
- Did I mention world peace?

Sincerely,

Nicole & the below listed Toy With Mes

Please help spread the word about National Oral Sex Month by sharing with your friends!

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A Petition To Make June National Oral Sex Month

Hey Toy With Me’s – exciting news!  I can’t help but gush, after all I just lost my virginity!!

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I Lost My Virginity

Columns come and columns go. You’ve held me in your good (and not-so-good) graces since September of 2009 and it’s been a delight to horrify and spread hilarity to you, my readers, each Thursday.

Today marks the signing-off of Dear Redhead on ToyWithMe. So, I’m inviting you to check out my ass since you’ve already checked out my boobs – how does it look heading out the door?

You haven’t disappointed me…ever. My columns have been, far and wide, some of the best reading I’ve ever done – and I ain’t talkin’ about re-reading what I’ve written. It’s your twisted, tongue-in-cheek and timely thoughts that brighten my days and make my brain work, so a huge thank you for all those who stopped by and shared.

When you’re brought on board to write a column for a site, there’s always the pesky question: what’s going to work? We started Dear Redhead as a Q&A column and fielded entertaining questions from the masses (including a jilted ex-date of mine who thought I wouldn’t notice he emailed from his WORK address and a gal who couldn’t get enough back door action). I brought out your inner lesbian when I told you I’d hit for the same team if I could do Joan Holloway (the comments are masturbation material in and of themselves!) then made the shift to full-on op-ed. You asked, we answered and the op-ed format is where you really latched on.

I’ve taken on Andy Pugno and the epic fucktards who back Proposition 8. The personal stories you shared on your individual journeys and the difference in “context vs. content” when it comes to the true essence of a family just blew me away (and in a non-oral sex kind of way). You made me happy that I was a writer that day who felt (and still feels) that “family” isn’t about sexuality – it’s about a bond.

You then let me take on the incendiary issue of abortion (which riled all of you right up) in pre and post-Super Bowl posts. The bonus? I got to take a swing at Erick Erickson (who’s been subsequently named a new on-air commentator at CNN – fuck my life and everyone else’s. Holy shit – what would happen if he and Palin had an affair and produced a love child? splashing acid in my eyes). You backed me up and Erickson declined an interview because we were “pushy.” Fuck him, right and proper. With someone else’s equipment, of course. God knows, it’s not going to be his wife (whom he hopes is in the kitchen, where she belongs, making him a sammich).

As a long-time supporter of the GLBT community, we talked about the potential repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Actually, what’s to support about the GLBT community? That’s like saying I support breathing. It’s essential. I don’t care if you’re polka dotted and wear a purple tutu – if you add to my life and the community around us, you’re essential. Sexual orientation is a component of identification, not the sole means. When we live in a world that sees people as…people…instead of targets, we’ll be well on the road to working on the things that truly make our lives better. In the meantime, a special thanks to those in the GLBT community who embraced my thought process and means of messaging. I encourage you to drop by this particular post and read the well-spoken arguments by Dayna, a servicewoman discharged on account of DADT who is finishing up her legal education. It was really a privilege to have her share her thoughts.

Some of you got peeved when I took on the Catholic Church and their management of the pedophilia scandal. That’s fine. I stand by my thoughts and feelings. I’m not a personal fan of organized religion but do appreciate the ritual and the fact that some people use it as a tool to live rich and fulfilled lives. I don’t, however, think it’s an excuse for bad behavior and causing harm. Bad priest – no communion biscuit!

Over seven months of posts brings us to an end last week with a recap of why I love M-A-N (which pissed off a few commentators as they think I’m anti-feminist and encouraging bad behavior). Sad, really – men and women like came to my defense (which I didn’t need, but gracias mi amigos) while there were the few who targeted me and the ToyWithMe site as offensive. Hey – here’s the bottom line: you’re not always going to agree with what I have to say or how I say it. Either love me or hate me, as anything in between is death for a writer.

The folks here at ToyWithMe have supported writers who put out opinions that may not be popular but resonate with a certain audience. Hats off to them for creating a forum where no subject is taboo. The web needs more forums for open discourse and that’s why I’ve always loved my column here on ToyWithMe: there’s nothing you can’t say if it’s well thought-out and adds to the quality of the conversation. Asshats? Find another venue.

Dissent creates conversation. Head nodding reinforces a current line of thought. Combine the two? Oh hell – you’re on the road to hosting conversations that matter.

Since You Like My Ass…Where Do You Find The Redhead?

Well, I’m not going anywhere – you can still find me over at my main gig on Redhead Writing. Less sex, more f-bombs and a whole lot of fun. You can also drop by my Facebook Fan Page and follow my personal account on Twitter.

The folks here at Toy With Me (@ToyWithMe and @Mr_Puck) are kickass folks, so be sure to follow them on Twitter and check out the columns by the other sassy and sexy ladies here each week. I’ll be poking my head in periodically to lodge a comment or foot in someone’s ass – never fear.

As I say farewell this week, I’ll ask YOU: what’s been YOUR favorite Redhead Rant here on ToyWithMe.com? Share in the comments below. It’s been a delight to share my thoughts, tits and well…other stuff…with you here at Dear Redhead. I hope you won’t go far, as I’ll just be riiiiiight around the corner working things Redhead style.

Hat tip/boob flash. *MUAH*

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Check Out My Ass: A Farewell from The Redhead

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I am reposting this from our friends at OhMiBod and am kindly asking my readers to join in helping raise some money for a cause that is very dear to my heart. Any amount that you can manage to donate is so very much appreciated.

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On May 15 and 16, Suki Dunham, OhMiBod’s founder, will participate in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in Boston in order to raise money to fund educational programs, accelerate research into new treatments and potential cures and provide access to care for those who need it most. Suki will join her mother-in-law and thousands of others in walking 39.3 miles over the two day challenge. (My feet hurt just thinking about it.)

So here’s where we you come in. Suki has a fundraising goal of $1,800 but we’re hoping you can help her blow that number out of the water by placing a $10 donation toward the cause. Not only will you be helping a great cause but you’ll also be registered for some fabulous prizes.

The Grand Prize

• Membership to OhMiBod’s Master Beta Team – the exclusive group of sexy so and sos that tests all OhMiBod products before they go to market
• OhMiBod’s latest, greatest and yet to be released vibrator (coming this summer!)

For every $10 you donate, you’ll receive one entry toward winning the grand prize. So if you donate $100, you’ll get 10 entries. You’ll also be eligible for a daily prize. Each day from April 20 until May 14, I will select one person as the winner of an OhMiBod Club Vibe. Please leave your name in the comments here, on our facebook fan page or twitter (@ohmibod), so I’ll know who you are.

To donate to Suki’s campaign, visit her personal page at Avon Walk for Breast Cancer and click the pink “Donate Now” button. If you prefer to write a check, contact me and I’ll send you the information and a form.

Suki is pretty amped to participate in the walk on behalf of all the women in her life who have suffered with this terrible disease. It’s one that has touched us all in one way or another, and we hope you’ll join us in saving the ta-tas

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Help Suki & OhMiBod Raise Money for Breast Cancer Awareness

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Since we love all of our readers the girls and I decided to get together and perform a Christmas dance for you! Enjoy!

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Merry Christmas From The Girls Of Toy With Me

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Do you want to be part of  all the fun we have over here at Toy With Me?  Well, what are you waiting for?  Crack those knuckles and get your ass in gear, we want to hear from you.  That’s right, Toy With Me is looking for talented sexy writers to contribute guest posts.  How crazy awesome is that?!?!

If you have a sense of humor, are outspoken, love sex (like who doesn’t?) and think you can string a sentence or two together then what are you waiting for? Give us your best shot – who knows – you might just see your story gracing our pages!

Cool, What Do I have To Do?

• Your post must be your own original work – duh. Article should be between 750-1000 words of goodness.
• Email your article to us at – havefun@toywithme.com
• That’s it!  See, freaking easy.

If we pick you from the gazillion of other submissions (who are we kidding), you’ll be notified ahead of time so you can tell all your friends.

So, what are you waiting for? Seriously – get your ass up off the couch and start writing!

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I Want You! To Write For Me