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Catcalling – Creepy Or A Compliment?

Not too long ago, an acquaintance expressed her sadness that summertime seems to bring out all the catcalling assholes of the world. Catcalling is almost never welcomed and I felt her pain, but also maybe thought…

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A Letter To My Younger Self

First off, red hair doesn’t work with your olive skin. Neither will blond, but that comes later. I figured I should open with the obvious because one day you will look back at the pictures…

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Breaking Up Can Get Downright Ugly

The last time I had a good break-up, I gathered up all of the stuff my cheating ex-boyfriend had ever given me, threw it into a garbage bag and donated it to charity. It’s not…

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I Wish I Was A High Class Hooker

Hookers have been on my mind lately, because I guess that’s just the sort of mind I have. Also, I always wanted to be a “high – class escort” and make a ton of money,…

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New Years Resolution – The Year Of Me

I’ve never been much of a New Year’s Girl. I don’t go out to celebrate because, like Hef aptly noted, it’s kinda “Amateur Hour” and every asshole cretin has crawled out from under their rock…

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Christmas Craft Making For Perverts

Oh my gawd! Can you Toy With Mes believe it’s almost Christmas? That shit just sneaked right up on me! Holy Crap! I’m sort of in a panic because after all the cookie making and…

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My Panty Drawer Revealed!

Remember how during last week’s post I said I usually wear a nursing bra and maternity panties to bed and you thought I was kidding you but I really wasn’t? Remember that? Well, the truth…