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The Artist Who Makes Sex Dolls

July 23, 2010

We have talked about sex dolls a number of times here at Toy With Me, enough that you might think we are a little obsessed. Remember when Nicole had a threesome with a pair of sex dolls? Or how about that time when The Kinky Jew raised concerns about how the popularity of high end [...]

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Catcalling – Creepy Or A Compliment?

June 9, 2010

Not too long ago, an acquaintance expressed her sadness that summertime seems to bring out all the catcalling assholes of the world. Catcalling is almost never welcomed and I felt her pain, but also maybe thought she was overreacting a little bit because if you can believe it or not, I have never had this happen [...]

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A Letter To My Younger Self

April 13, 2010

First off, red hair doesn’t work with your olive skin. Neither will blond, but that comes later. I figured I should open with the obvious because one day you will look back at the pictures and ask yourself “what the hell was I thinking?” Sadly, this is exactly what you will say when you look [...]

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I Wish I Was A High Class Hooker

January 11, 2010

Hookers have been on my mind lately, because I guess that’s just the sort of mind I have. Also, I always wanted to be a “high – class escort” and make a ton of money, wear sexy clothes, be like the fucking James Bond of sex (well, the female side of sex), go to interesting [...]

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New Years Resolution – The Year Of Me

December 29, 2009

I’ve never been much of a New Year’s Girl. I don’t go out to celebrate because, like Hef aptly noted, it’s kinda “Amateur Hour” and every asshole cretin has crawled out from under their rock and is getting sloshed and acting like a jerk. Besides, every time I’ve been out partying, it’s led to fighting, [...]

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Christmas Craft Making For Perverts

December 23, 2009

Oh my gawd! Can you Toy With Mes believe it’s almost Christmas? That shit just sneaked right up on me! Holy Crap! I’m sort of in a panic because after all the cookie making and sweater buying, I’ve totally forgotten to get presents for the people on my list who are um…well, they’re perverts. You [...]

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Purity Balls – Because Metaphorical Incest Is Totally Cool

December 18, 2009

From the archives. This article was originally posted on September 11th 2009

I have to hand it to my friend Phil for putting together one hell of an eye – opening article. Until fairly recently, I had never heard of a “Purity Ball,” which, in my defense, is not entirely surprising considering I really don’t keep [...]

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