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Luvmybox: Jelly of the month club—for your crotch!

January 14, 2013

Here’s an interesting idea: a jelly of the month club for sexy things. Cute, right? It’s called Luvmybox, and it’s an amazing gift to give a friend or lover who’s open to exploring a little something naughty in the boudoir. First, you choose your subscription length. You can either send a friend (like a bride-to-be [...]

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SeX sTyLeS

January 25, 2012

So this week, butterflies — I’m talkin SeX sTyLeS. I’ve been HIGHLY sexual lately. More than EVER in my life. I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been going through a shitty stage and when everything sux — professionally and personally — at least you still have sex to look forward to — plus it’s [...]

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Dating After Divorce

November 18, 2011

If you’ve been through a horrifying divorce, the thought of even looking at a man can be enough to send you in a whirlwind frenzy and you’re pretty sure that if there weren’t strict laws against murder, you could wind up behind bars and headlining the six o’clock news.  Okay, maybe that’s a little dramatic [...]

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Boobie Wednesday Trading Cards

October 28, 2011

October is officially breast cancer awareness month and in light of that, my awesome sauce friends at Boobie Wednesday have put together a boob-a-li-cious non-profit fundraiser! Toy With Me fans, I present: Boobie Wednesday Trading Cards! Thanks to the fantabulous Wookiesgirl who saw promise in a friends idea and ran with it. Along with the help of her [...]

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Breast Cancer Survivor Gives Back! With Pleasure ;)

October 26, 2011

Every 30 seconds, someone in the United States is diagnosed with cancer. Last year, at age 37, I was one of those people.I needed a lumpectomy to remove the two cancerous areas in my right breast, six rounds of chemotherapy and 30 sessions of radiation. I knew that treatment would be tough, but I didn’t [...]

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11 New Year Resolutions I Plan To Keep

January 11, 2011

It’s that time of year again, Toy With Me-ers, and no, not the time of year where I moan and groan about having to buy a swim suit (which, come to think of it, I’ve never done, which means I should probably do that sometime, just to SAY I’ve done it, right? RIGHT), but the [...]

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All I Want For Christmas Is a Pair Of Fuck Me Boots And Tom Jones

December 7, 2010

It’s the most wonderful time of the year again, Toy With Me-ers! Can’t you just FEEL the love dripping from everyone? Why, I was nearly mowed down by a couple of cars today trying to walk into Target to buy some motherfucking Christmas presents. Happy Motherfucking Holidays! I kid, I kid. I may be one [...]

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