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Bitching

Sex And The City, L.A Style

March 25, 2011

Ever since I moved to L.A. my sex life has dropped dead. And not because nobody wants to have sex with me, but rather because – EVERYBODY wants to have sex with me. And it’s not because I look like a model from Brazil with major league big-time titties and a tight ass, since none [...]

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Ten Things You Should Never Say

November 30, 2010

There are very few things as emotionally treacherous as dating. I run a weekly advice column which is laughable enough (what, me give advice?) but what’s even more shocking is the amount of people who ask me for dating advice. Luckily, I have a cadre of people I can irritate into helping me give better [...]

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Cancer Is Fucking Bullshit

October 5, 2010

Over the last week on my main blog, I’ve been trying to raise some awareness for charity. Each of my Pranksters (this includes you, too, because the prank isn’t over yet) have been challenged to pull a prank on the internet for the charity of their own choice, by talking about it on their blogs. [...]

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I BOUGHT “GRANNY PANTIES!”

September 7, 2010

When I confessed to my best friend, who, at the time, worked in the lingerie department at an upscale department store, that I never wore a matching bra and underwear set, she was aghast. I wasn’t. I mean, I was a single mother working part-time while I put myself through nursing school. I barely had [...]

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Serial Adultery = Serial Stupidity
A Woman Takes On Stupid Women

April 8, 2010

You can hope in one hand and shit in the other…and guess which one is going to fill up first? Women who decide to get involved with married men are stupid, opportunistic, gold-digging whores. I would, however, like to think it takes some sort of calculated smarts to wind up in an $11 million mansion [...]

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The Internet Scares Me

March 30, 2010

Back when I rode a dinosaur to school and The Internet was brand-new and dial-up cost approximately six-thousand dollars a month, as young teenagers, we used to dick around in chat rooms. My girlfriends and I were morons, so what we’d do when we were looking to fuck around with people was to try and [...]

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My Friends Husband Is A Dildo Nazi

March 3, 2010

I was feeling a little stumped for an idea for this week’s story, so I asked my dear blog readers for a little help and my goodness I’m glad I did because I got  a suggestion that I never would have thought of  on my own. I actually have a Queefie (that’s what I call [...]

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