From the category archives:

Bitching

Serial Adultery = Serial Stupidity
A Woman Takes On Stupid Women

April 8, 2010

You can hope in one hand and shit in the other…and guess which one is going to fill up first?
Women who decide to get involved with married men are stupid, opportunistic, gold-digging whores. I would, however, like to think it takes some sort of calculated smarts to wind up in an $11 million mansion [...]

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The Internet Scares Me

March 30, 2010

Back when I rode a dinosaur to school and The Internet was brand-new and dial-up cost approximately six-thousand dollars a month, as young teenagers, we used to dick around in chat rooms. My girlfriends and I were morons, so what we’d do when we were looking to fuck around with people was to try and [...]

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My Friends Husband Is A Dildo Nazi

March 3, 2010

I was feeling a little stumped for an idea for this week’s story, so I asked my dear blog readers for a little help and my goodness I’m glad I did because I got  a suggestion that I never would have thought of  on my own.
I actually have a Queefie (that’s what I call my [...]

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Sluttery At The Salon

February 10, 2010

The telling of this story will probably get me banned from my hairdresser’s, and that will suck balls.  I really like my hairdresser, but it’s a small price to pay because this is a story that needs, nay, begs to be told.
Do you see the sacrifices I make for you Toy with Mes?
You’re welcome, but [...]

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Male Prosititution Comes To The Brothels OF Nevada

January 14, 2010

Disclaimer: I have no qualms about prostitution. I find it mind boggling that it’s illegal in any sense to charge for something that’s available for free. If this country would stop legislating morality and focus on shit like educational funding, we’d have smarter kids. Smart kids equal educated consumers, which means less money spent [...]

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Cosmopolitan Can Totally Suck It

January 5, 2010

When I was in my early twenties, I’d often pick up a Cosmo when I was at the grocery store because I always enjoyed their True Confessions section where people would describe farting while their lovers went down on them or similarly humiliating experiences. Come to think of it, this was kind of the theme [...]

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Tiger Woods Is A Total Amateur

December 9, 2009

So.
Tiger Woods, right?
Normally, I don’t really give two shits about four shits (I don’t know what that means either) when it comes to celebrity sex scandals ( I’ve got my own sex scandals to worry about, thanks for asking), but everyone is talking about how the Tiger is now a Cheetah or a Cheater [...]

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