From the category archives:

Bitching

Sluttery At The Salon

February 10, 2010

The telling of this story will probably get me banned from my hairdresser’s, and that will suck balls.  I really like my hairdresser, but it’s a small price to pay because this is a story that needs, nay, begs to be told. Do you see the sacrifices I make for you Toy with Mes? You’re [...]

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Male Prosititution Comes To The Brothels OF Nevada

January 14, 2010

Disclaimer: I have no qualms about prostitution. I find it mind boggling that it’s illegal in any sense to charge for something that’s available for free. If this country would stop legislating morality and focus on shit like educational funding, we’d have smarter kids. Smart kids equal educated consumers, which means less money spent on [...]

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Cosmopolitan Can Totally Suck It

January 5, 2010

When I was in my early twenties, I’d often pick up a Cosmo when I was at the grocery store because I always enjoyed their True Confessions section where people would describe farting while their lovers went down on them or similarly humiliating experiences. Come to think of it, this was kind of the theme [...]

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Tiger Woods Is A Total Amateur

December 9, 2009

So. Tiger Woods, right? Normally, I don’t really give two shits about four shits (I don’t know what that means either) when it comes to celebrity sex scandals ( I’ve got my own sex scandals to worry about, thanks for asking), but everyone is talking about how the Tiger is now a Cheetah or a [...]

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