From the category archives:

Dating

Desperate For Love

January 30, 2012

It’s been said that during the height of Sex in the City mania you couldn’t go anywhere in New York without overhearing someone talking about the show. Even now, ten years after its final episode has aired my friends and I watch re-runs and debate over who is more of a Carrie or Miranda. The [...]

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SeX sTyLeS

January 25, 2012

So this week, butterflies — I’m talkin SeX sTyLeS. I’ve been HIGHLY sexual lately. More than EVER in my life. I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been going through a shitty stage and when everything sux — professionally and personally — at least you still have sex to look forward to — plus it’s [...]

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SEX AFTER A DRY SPELL

September 1, 2011

What’s Love Got to do with it!  Notice how I replaced the question mark with an exclamation point… SO…let’s talk about SEX baby, Salt N Pepa style because sometimes sex is sex, particularly after a ten month dry spell. This is not a Romeo and Juliet love story folk. But it’s better…because awesome sex happened and no [...]

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Just the Three of Us

June 8, 2011

BREAK IT DOWN: So you know that song by Will Smith, Just the Two of Us. Well check out my updated post-ironic version. Hit it Maestro: Just the “three” of us we can make it if we try-ay. Just the three of us – you, I…. and your NEW GIRLFRIEND. So…I’ve been the cause of this [...]

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Sex And The City, L.A Style

March 25, 2011

Ever since I moved to L.A. my sex life has dropped dead. And not because nobody wants to have sex with me, but rather because – EVERYBODY wants to have sex with me. And it’s not because I look like a model from Brazil with major league big-time titties and a tight ass, since none [...]

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My Mother And Finding Mr. Right

March 11, 2011

My mother keeps interrogating me about finding a man. Not just any man, but THE man. Yes, I’m talking the dreaded cliche, the cultural paradigm responsible for fear, delusion, depression, alcoholism, stalking, the creation of dating sites; commonly mistaken as the reason for human existence – drumroll – THE ONE. You know “the one” – [...]

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Dating For Ugly People

September 1, 2010

Last week we talked about sex for the disabled and the British solution to their unfortunately low fuckability quotient, and this week I have for you Toy with Me’s another wonderful British invention: Online Dating for Ugly People, specifically, a website called TUBB or The Ugly Bug Ball. The justification for the site, according to [...]

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