Category: Dating

What type of lover are you?

If you’ve been caught up in the plethora of reality dating shows chances are your perspective of the perfect lover has been warped beyond recognition. Seriously, who gets naked and knocks boots all freaking night…

My Mother And Finding Mr. Right

My mother keeps interrogating me about finding a man. Not just any man, but THE man. Yes, I’m talking the dreaded cliche, the cultural paradigm responsible for fear, delusion, depression, alcoholism, stalking, the creation of…

Dating For Ugly People

Last week we talked about sex for the disabled and the British solution to their unfortunately low fuckability quotient, and this week I have for you Toy with Me’s another wonderful British invention: Online Dating…

Online Romance and My Cold Dark Heart

For someone who lives inside The Internet, it kinda shocks me that I never ended up doing any online dating. Okay, that’s not technically true: I did end up putting up a personal profile on…

What If We Had A First Date Rule?

You know the three date rule? I know you know the three date rule. It even has its own Wikipedia page. The Three Date Rule is a dating rule of thumb which states that the…

Breaking Up Can Get Downright Ugly

The last time I had a good break-up, I gathered up all of the stuff my cheating ex-boyfriend had ever given me, threw it into a garbage bag and donated it to charity. It’s not…