Dear Redhead

The RedheadErika Napoletano is not your sister's Barbie doll.

She is the sister who stole your Barbie doll (along with your brother's G.I. Joe and had them getting it on in the back of her R.V.).

The only way we can think to describe her is Dan Savage with a vagina, and most likely, a bigger dick. She is the proud owner of two ex-husbands, one ex-fiance and four vibrators, having found that the beginning of any meaningful relationship in life begins with YOU. You can follow her rants at RedheadedFury, an uncensored traipse through her life and times. If you are more of a techie, check out her irreverent take on social media, business and the interwebz at RedheadWriting. As a practiced blogger with pointed keyboard, she has no qualms about telling traditional media to go fuck itself and recently had it out with The Denver Post for calling her a cougar.

If you're not afraid of an honest response, send your sex, dating, and relationship questions using this anonymous form. She'll answer two to three questions each week with an appropriate amount of factual content mixed in with total snark. Get social with Erika on Twitter.

I Could Totally Take Sarah Palin in a Cage Fight

March 11, 2010

Here’s the rub: I’ve got issues with Sarah Palin. (I know – shocker, right?) I’ve called her a perfectly good waste of tits. I’ve also said that given the choice of having what some purport to be a crooked politician (Joe Biden) and a homecoming queen (Palin) as my Vice President, I’d take the crooked [...]

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Dickenomics – Penis Sizes Ranked By State

February 25, 2010

So, I’m looking at my Google Alerts, sifting through kinky news that could be possible fodder for this week’s column. I click. I stare. I blink.
My entire 16 years as a resident of Texas were shattered in an instant. Apparently, not everything is bigger in Texas.
Condomania, makers of the TheyFit line of condoms, compiled data [...]

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A Naughty Schoolgirl Mouths-Off About Abstinence

February 18, 2010

I don’t remember losing my virginity. Likely because it was borrowed and never returned while I was under the influence of copious amounts of trash can punch made with Everclear (if you’ve ever been shitfaced on Everclear, you’re pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down). It’s 190 proof. Pure grain alcohol. It could power a Honda.
What [...]

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CBS Abortion Ad A Classic Bait And Switch

February 11, 2010

Do you ever look at something online and think: “Did he/she really say that?”
It’s the basis for my career. I call it like I see it and have no tolerance for bullshit. However, there is a distinct difference between “bullshit” and “differing viewpoints.” Some don’t see it that way, however.
There’s a talent that comes with [...]

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The End Is Near For Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

February 4, 2010

I sent out a call over Twitter and HARO.com for former servicemen and women (gay or straight) to share their views on the potential repeal of DADT. While many of the quotes you read in today’s column will be anonymous, their points of view are no less valid.
“I, XXXXXXXXXX, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that [...]

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Focus on the Fuckery: CBS Aborts Good Judgment

January 28, 2010

While overwhelmed by last week’s response to my views on Proposition 8, I didn’t go wallow in the warm bath of blog traffic nor did I get shitfaced and hole-up in Vegas with a truckload of hookers and blow. Instead?
I began listening to another story: during this year’s Super Bowl, CBS will air an anti-abortion [...]

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Proposition H8: An Open Letter to Andy Pugno

January 21, 2010

Andrew Pugno,  serves as the Chief Legal Counsel for protectmarriage.com which spearheads the Yes on Proposition 8 campaign.
Mr. Pugno ~
Erika Napoletano here – no relation to Janet or the other plethora of political Napoletanos running around out there. See, I got the name in the divorce. (Yes, the D-Word.) It was fancy, had a ring [...]

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