Dear Redhead

The RedheadErika Napoletano is not your sister's Barbie doll.

She is the sister who stole your Barbie doll (along with your brother's G.I. Joe and had them getting it on in the back of her R.V.).

The only way we can think to describe her is Dan Savage with a vagina, and most likely, a bigger dick. She is the proud owner of two ex-husbands, one ex-fiance and four vibrators, having found that the beginning of any meaningful relationship in life begins with YOU. You can follow her rants at RedheadedFury, an uncensored traipse through her life and times. If you are more of a techie, check out her irreverent take on social media, business and the interwebz at RedheadWriting. As a practiced blogger with pointed keyboard, she has no qualms about telling traditional media to go fuck itself and recently had it out with The Denver Post for calling her a cougar.

If you're not afraid of an honest response, send your sex, dating, and relationship questions using this anonymous form. She'll answer two to three questions each week with an appropriate amount of factual content mixed in with total snark. Get social with Erika on Twitter.

When Masturbation’s Lost Its Fun, You’re Fucking Breaking

December 17, 2009

Each week, I sit down to entertain. You’ve heard about why I’d hit for the same team, what I carry in my luggage and how I feel about ex-dates who hate the fact I have a public persona. As truth always surpasses fiction in the “strange” department, I hope to occasionally amuse, perhaps even titillate. [...]

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Get Off and Take Off: How to Sneak Sex Toys Past the TSA

December 10, 2009

The stories aren’t uncommon: an airport luggage search that yields a…well…one of those. Mine was a day back in 1999 on a trip to Guam from Japan. A military wife at the time, I usually avoided most of the “additional search” rigamarole but I guess they had my number that day at Narita Airport in [...]

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I’d Totally Hit For The Same Team If I Could Do Joan Holloway

December 3, 2009

Right before Thanksgiving, I sat down with my laptop to catch up on an entire season of Mad Men I’d missed. I’ve long been a fan of eras past where women wore skirts to the supermarket and men hats and vests. Times in history where gender roles were visually distinct. Garter belts…stockings…undershirts…vests with buttons to [...]

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Dear Redhead’s Sex Toy Poll

November 19, 2009

Awhile back, I asked my lovely little pet monkey followers to take part in an online poll about sex toys. You all rose to the occasion in fine form and some of you even responded to the actual poll questions.
127 of you, in fact.
Collectively, I love how twisted you are. You did, however, catch The [...]

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Dear Redhead, What The Hell Is Up With The G-Spot?

November 12, 2009

Oooooh, a spanking!” ~ Monty Python’s Holy Grail
I typed “spanking” into the Google search bar just for giggles. I don’t know what I found more curious – that there’s an actual Wikipedia entry for spanking (this is necessary?) or that there’s a spanking club in New York City (read: awesome!). There’s even a handy-dandy [...]

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Dear Redhead, My Wife Hates Her Vibrator

November 5, 2009

God Damn.
I love my readers. Thanks again for your collective efforts to get me over 1000 followers on Twitter. You’ve been duly rewarded. However – there is some dissention in the ranks. Some of you are complaining about my provided “boob shot,” as if it weren’t enough. Here is where I am perplexed.
You’ve all now [...]

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Dear Redhead, What’s The Deal With Women?

October 29, 2009

Wanna know something funny? Of course you do. ‘Tis why you read my column. (I hope it’s not purely for the semi-substantiated sex advice.)
There’s this guy here in Denver I slept with. Yes, it’s true: The Redhead has actually engaged in intercourse outside of wedlock. Holy. Fucking. Shit. But that’s not the remarkable part. I [...]

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