Dildos

What's in a name? If you're a dildo, not much. The unfortunate label given to one of the world's most popular sex toys could certainly sound more appealing, but that's easy to get over as one of these little pillars of pleasure is busy appealing to your libido. Today more than ever, it's real easy to see past the name to the luscious litany of dildos being crafted by the world's premiere toy makers. Through ingenuity of design and a constant mindfulness of the fun factor, dildos are no longer confined to looking like mere penis imposters. They can be sleek and stylish, satisfy a craving for any size, brighten your sensual sessions with a bounty of colors, and, through exhaustive precision in engineering that takes into account every detail of a woman's erogenous zones, they can cater precisely to your g-spot. The highest quality materials on the planet go into today's best made dildos. They include durable, body-safe, eco-friendly medical-grade silicone and stainless steel, decadent glass, and even luxurious 18 karat gold plate! In elaborate detail, my reviews reveal my favorites among the best dildos from the best manufacturers. I am confident that the tantalizing tour on which you're about to embark will provide you with the dildo savvy you need to make an informed decision about your toy of choice. And once you've found "the one," you can name it whatever you'd like!

Glass Slipper? How About A Glass Dildo

August 9, 2010

On the list of things I never though I’d put in my hoo-ha, glass was pretty high up there. I mean, it’s glass, you know? GLASS. BREAKABLE GLASS. IN! MY! VAGINA! There’s a shop down the street from my boyfriend’s house that exclusively sells glass toys. We walked by over and over, wondering out loud [...]

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Crissy Makes a Replica Of Her Mans Willy

April 28, 2010

I have to admit that when Toy with Me asked me to review the Clone-a-Willy kit, I was all kinds of excited!  I’ve written about it before and made jokes about how having one penis in my life is enough, and I don’t need two of them chasing me around the house, thanks, and how [...]

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Luxotiq Pink Athena Review

October 17, 2009

“I firmly believe that there are dildo people and there are vibrator people,” I said to my lesbian friends as we sat down to dinner. I had enlisted their opinions, considering that they use artificial devices more than I do, and on a more regular basis. I’d spent the evening telling them about ToyWithMe, and [...]

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Commemorative Dildo Making. Do I Really Need A Spare?

September 30, 2009

You Toy With Mes are lucky because you get to have me TWICE this week.  My husband doesn’t even get that! So on Monday we covered how I feel about the chin strap dildo and how it impacts our lives and our dinner parties and stuff and today I will share my opinion about another [...]

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I Take A Don Wands Rocket Ride, And Crash Down To Earth

July 31, 2009

Ever been for a ride on a rocket, man? I received a ticket to do just that from Toy With Me’s njoy Pure Wand giveaway winner, Amber of Scarlets Letter. Thanks girl! Don Wand’s Rocket Swirl free-standing glass dildo is erect proof that Pyrex isn’t just for the kitchen anymore. My ride arrived in a [...]

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Tantus Revolve – Aluminum Wonder

June 22, 2009

Believe it or not, this toy tester extraordinaire was still a virgin of sorts, until the other day. While my esteemed post of researcher du erotica sees me constantly discovering new and unbridled ways to give myself a treat, there is one pleasure zone I had not entered. Inspired by the innovative Tantus Revolve dildo, [...]

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njoy Fun Wand – Stainless Steel Beauty

June 3, 2009

Dildos keep it simple, and sometimes, when you’re caught up in a hectic day and feel like “Stop the ride, I wanna get off!”, simplicity is exactly what you need. No detailed instructions, no buttons, no power requirement, no waiting. But as I’ve come to learn by testing toys, it’s easy to be misled into [...]

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