On the list of things I never though I’d put in my hoo-ha, glass was pretty high up there. I mean, it’s glass, you know? GLASS. BREAKABLE GLASS. IN! MY! VAGINA!

There’s a shop down the street from my boyfriend’s house that exclusively sells glass toys. We walked by over and over, wondering out loud how it was possible to carry enough of a variety of glass sex toys to open an entire store, and eventually curiosity won out and we stopped in to investigate the world of glass dildos.

Do you have any idea how many different sizes and shapes of glass dildos there are out there? Eleventy million, if I had to estimate conservatively. Straight, curved, ribbed – the possibilities are almost literally endless.

“That one is way too big,” I said. “Oh my god and that one! And, wait, what’s that?!” The owner of the store walked over to us, laughing, and goes, “Oh that’s the produce section.”

The what?

We looked closer. Yep, every single dildo in the case was shaped like a fruit or a vegetable. An ear of corn, a zucchini, a chili pepper, a bunch of grapes. Grapes! Glass grapes. To insert into your vagina. I shuddered. We kept walking.

As we made our way around the store, the owner told us a little bit more about the benefits of glass toys (how easy they are to clean, how their smooth surface feels incredible against your skin, etc.), and she even detailed the option of temperature play. Temperature play? I was intrigued. She told us that glass toys can be put in the fridge (or in warm water) and that they’ll retain the new temperature during use.

Fine, fine, I was interested.

Later that day, I emailed my sexual fairy godparents here at Toy With Me and was all, “GLASS TOY PRETTY PLEASE WANT WANT YAY!” and they were like, “Okay, let’s see what we can do.”

A few weeks later, the package arrived. A set of two hand-blown glass dildos that are, without question, the most gorgeous sex toys I’ve ever seen. They’re pink, a nod to the fact that they were created as a fundraiser for breast cancer research (each set purchased sends $25 to a breast cancer charity), and they each have an authentic Swarovski crystals embedded in the base. If they weren’t so blatantly phallic, I’d display them directly inside my front door for everyone to see. That’s how beautiful they are. Less sex toys and more sex art, really.

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The Pink Star Delight dildo is 7″ long, 6″ insertable, 4.25 circumference at it’s widest insertable point, and weighs 10.1 oz.  The top of the dildo is crowned in a teardrop-shaped bulb and the tip is tapered and smooth, while the shaft is textured with rounded nubs. The base is embedded with a gorgeous pink custom Swarovski crystal.

It’s companion is the Crystal Delights Pink anal plug. The plug is 3.5 long, 3 insertable, 5″ circumference at widest insertable point, and it weighs 5.2 oz.  The bulb is smooth and tapers to a flared base that ensures that your butt plug doesn’t get lost in your bum. Just like the matching dildo, the plug is blinged out with a sparkling Swarovski crystal. “Bling for your bootie” indeed.

Because these beautiful works of art are all hand crafted, the dimensions will vary slightly as two are never the same. Both the dildo and and the plug come with a handy padded velvet storage pouch. To get an idea as to just how lovely  the presentation is of the Crystal Delights products, check out this video review that the fabulous That Toy Chick did of one of the anal plugs.

After a month with my sex art, here are my tips:

The glass absorbing temperature thing? That’s no joke. We put it in his fridge right when it arrived and spent a week laughing about the impossibility of getting milk without having to move a dildo. When we finally used it though, I definitely wasn’t prepared for just how cold it would be. If you’re like me, you’ve never put anything directly from the fridge inside your vagina and when you do, it’s an unbelievable shock. Equally shocking is how it feels for him to have sex with a freezing cold vagina. Running it under cold water is definitely the middle ground way to enjoy a change in temperature without giggling hysterically from shock, so I recommend that.

Use lube. I mean, obviously, right? But I definitely suggest using more than you would with a different type of toy, because the glass isn’t something that contours to fit your body at all and therefore a little extra gliding power makes a big difference.

They’re durable, but just be careful. My biggest concern was the thought of the glass breaking, but Crystal Delights uses smooth, medical quality Pyrex glass for all of their toys and as long as you’re not dropping it on concrete, you’ll be just fine.

Different is good. Of all the sex toys I own, the glass duo are the most unique. If you’re looking for a well rounded collection, these are a must have.

Did I mention that they have Swarovski crystals in them and that that alone will make your vagina feel more like a princess than ever?? Glass dildo > glass slipper, that’s for damn sure.

Note from Toy With Me:

Like many of you, my life has been touched by a family member that is fighting breast cancer and I greatly admire what Crystal Delights and Virtually Adult are doing in creating these products while donating a portion of sales to breast cancer research. Virtually Adult has generously offered to help us do a fund raiser which will involve one you lucky readers winning your very own set of pink glass toys. Watch for that in the coming days.

~Sandy

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Glass Slipper? How About A Glass Dildo

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I have to admit that when Toy with Me asked me to review the Clone-a-Willy kit, I was all kinds of excited!  I’ve written about it before and made jokes about how having one penis in my life is enough, and I don’t need two of them chasing me around the house, thanks, and how I thought Commemorative Dildo-Making was a silly hobby, but really?

I’ve been dying to try it.

So we decided to make an evening out of it and poured ourselves a couple of drinks because nothing says “romance” like a martini, a rubber molding kit, a roll of duct tape, and a video camera.

I was a little intimidated when I first opened the package from adultsextoys.com because there were a lot of words on the instructions.  Warnings to be “precise” and “careful” came up a lot and I was like “uh-oh, dude.  We’re fucked.”  Perhaps the martinis were  not a good idea until after the molding process had been completed, but whatever.

We live on the fuckin’ edge.

Besides, this is supposed to be fun and anything worth doing is worth doing with a martini in your hand, so we pressed on and gathered the seemingly bizarre list of materials we’d need: a mixing bowl and wooden spoon, a pen, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape.  I immediately became concerned because this was looking something like cooking and we do not do cooking well together at all, and as it was we got into a fight about the duct tape.  We couldn’t find it and, well, accusations flew, but we managed to locate it and then came the next problem.

We need a fluffer and here I am in my cotton underpanties expecting some miracle hard-on to happen without having to intervene. It was silly of me not to plan ahead because obviously the penis, in order to be commemorated in all it’s glory, needs to be fully erect for any of this to work, and so you have to conjure up a hard-on twice. Once to cut the tube to size before you fill it with molding goo and stick your dickasaurus in there, and a second time to make the actual mold.

I was troubled by this because I’m frigid and I don’t really like to touch penises much and so there was a lot of giggling and awkwardness when my husband turned to me with his pants around his knees and said “well?  This thing ain’t gonna make itself!”  It was just like, “dun, dun, duuuunnnn” and after the giggling subsided I got on my knees and sucked it up.  Literally.

THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU YOU’RE WELCOME!

So I did, ahem, the deed (shudders delicately) and we measured and cut and then came the tricky part…

Mixing the molding goo at exactly the right temperature while staying super-erect long enough to pour it into the molding tube and  stick the willy into the tube  with precision timing and total grace.

Yeah.  Not so much. It’s not because of the martinis, either. The molding powder and water you pour into the tube are the consistency of lumpy pancake batter and you have to mix it until smooth and pour it into the mold before the stuff hardens meanwhile–and most importantly–remaining hard yourself.  This was clearly asking way too much of us because we cocked it up hard-core.

Even after doing a dry run and formulating a game plan, the stuff hardened before we could get the wenis into the wenis-maker, and I had to email Toy with Me to request another bag of the molding mix.

Oh, the SHAME!!!

But on our second try,we had better technology.

We used a 4 cup Pyrex measuring cup instead of the metal bowl from before. This was better because the molding goo has to be exactly 98.6 degrees and the metal bowl cooled it off too quickly. The measuring cup also has a pouring spout which makes pouring the goo into the cylinder a lot faster. Instead of the wooden spoon, we used my immersion blender. It made quick work of that lumpy batter, which is the key to the whole thing. You’ve got to be quick or it’s all over. I’d say those two changes are the most important ones to make if you’re going to deviate from the kit instructions. We also used an infrared thermometer instead of the cheesy one that comes with the kit. If you don’t have one, don’t sweat it–the critical part is AFTER you use the thermometer. We just like to be fancy.

So with those adjustments to the process and some sexier underpanties, I am happy to report that it was a success! The mold-making is the hardest part, but if you can get through that, the rest is really easy. When we did the final unveiling we were totally shocked because A) a couple of dopes like us totally pulled it off and B) HOLY SHIT IT’S REALISTIC!

I mean, like, it looks exactly like my husband’s dickasaurus. I’d show you but it’s…it’s too personal and for me, that’s saying something. I went into this thinking we’d be able to show you the finished product, but no. It would be exactly like my husband whipping out the real thing and waving it around. I think you’d rather take my word for it, right?

Despite our initial failure making the mold, we both had a great time doing this kit. It’s certainly a two-person project and to be honest, there were times when we could have used even another person. It felt pretty surreal to make a replica of my husband’s penis, but it was really fun. The cloned willy works just as intended, but I think I’d rather have one without the vibrator in it because the vibe makes it really rigid, and therefore, not as realistic. Not that my husband’s manliness isn’t rigid, but you know what I’m saying.

Get one of these kits from Babeland, order an extra bag of the powder, and have fun.

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Crissy Makes a Replica Of Her Mans Willy

“I firmly believe that there are dildo people and there are vibrator people,” I said to my lesbian friends as we sat down to dinner. I had enlisted their opinions, considering that they use artificial devices more than I do, and on a more regular basis. I’d spent the evening telling them about ToyWithMe, and about the new little addition to our home that should be arriving any day now. I’d been expecting the Luxotiq pink Athena dildo for a few weeks with mixed enthusiasm. Being a vibrator person, I wasn’t sure what I was going to say about a type of product I rarely used. Could I give a fair assessment to a product that held zero shelf-space in my Box-O-Fun? I felt concern over this particular assignment.

It’s Like Butter

Heads nodded around the table; “It’s like butter,” my friend said, “sure, you could churn your own butter, or you could have a machine do it for you. I like my butter churned by modern science.” A fair point, but I considered that maybe I had never given dildos a decent shot. Maybe, like fresh churned butter, there was something to be said for the classics. So, I eagerly awaited the lovely pink glass Athena. And I waited. And waited. As the folks from ToyWithMe will agree, Luxotiq seems to use the Pony Express to get your shipping done, and I had already planned, and taken, a trip to visit family in Israel before it finally arrived in a large box on my doorstep. My husband tore into the box with abandon… he’d been more eager about our new arrival than I had, and produced a lovely pink and white box, wrapped in a bow. It was a gift for my vagina! Very thoughtful of them.

How Novel

We took the smooth glass space-alien-shaped toy out of its satin padding and a little card tumbled to the floor; “Luxotiq: Sold only as a novelty.”
“Crap!” I said. “Wha?” said my open-mouthed staring husband. “It says it’s sold only as a novelty! I need a dildo that’s ready for business. I NEED A VAGINA-FOCUSED DILDO!” but my husband calmed my concerns by explaining that in some states, toys have to sold as “novelties” due to weird legal issues. Stupid legal folks!

Ok, admittedly, this is more of a story of the journey to the dildo than about the dildo itself. It’s like the Great Dildo Quest of Aught-Nine. Anyway, there is a review of the product here, and here it comes… so to speak.

This Is A Very Pretty Toy

I got the Athena out of the wrapping, and went upstairs to try it out… not being entirely sure what to do with it. Ok, yes, I knew what to do with it, but I was like a stranger in a strange land, a girl without a cuntry, a child of the modern in the land of self-butter churners. So, I sat down on the bed, grabbed my trusty little laptop, pulled up some of the better erotica that I like to read when I’m spending some quality alone time, and went to work.

I will say this: first of all, the Athena is a gently curved piece of rounded glass with two different sized heads at either end. It was actually quite nice having two choices out of one toy, and I found myself admiring just how pretty it is. One of the reviews I read said that it would make a lovely table piece when not in use… I don’t think I’d go that far. I’m not sure that’s what my mother wants to see when she comes over for dinner, but it is a very subtle, feminine piece.

An Orgasm Like A fine Wine

Also, having never used a glass toy before, I was happily surprised to learn that the Athena traps body heat, something my vibrators had never done, so that after a few warm-up rounds it did start to feel like someone else inside of me. Major points! Though, the downside to those sleek, feminine curves is that there was very little texture for the G-Spot to enjoy. This is definitely a toy for the clitorally-stimulated among us, so if you need friction to get off, this may not be your best bet. That being said, I was not at all displeased by how smooth it was; it was actually a nice, relaxing change of pace to the WHAM-BAM-ORGASM MA’AM that you get with some vibrators. It was also easy as hell to clean, and dried quickly. Once I got into the swing of things, I found that without the noise of your typical vibrator, the Athena was actually quite a relaxing piece, and allowed me to have one of those orgasms that’s a lot like a nice glass of wine.

Diversity Is A Good Thing

“So did you finally get it?!” my friends asked me over another dinner later that week. We chatted a bit, and I told them my thoughts, “All in all, out of a rating scale of five orgasms, I would give it a three.” So that’s my advice to you: if you’re generally a vibrator person, give this sweet piece a chance, and mix up your routine a bit! If you typically enjoy dildos, I think you’ll find a lot of advantages to the Athena. It may be made of glass, but it’s a sturdy little thing, and stores body heat to create new and interesting sensations that you really don’t get with silicone. It can also diversify your toy collection, and aren’t we all about diversity? If your sex toys were the United Nations, the Athena would totally be France. But without the cigarettes. Or the arm pit hair. It’s like the France you would see in a Meg Ryan movie. And who doesn’t want to put a Meg Ryan movie in their vagina?… I think this article has gone horribly off course.

In summation: I enjoyed this toy. And croissants.

Treat Yourself To Your Very Own Athena at Eden Fantasys

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Luxotiq Pink Athena Review

You Toy With Mes are lucky because you get to have me TWICE this week.  My husband doesn’t even get that!

So on Monday we covered how I feel about the chin strap dildo and how it impacts our lives and our dinner parties and stuff and today I will share my opinion about another sex toy that I do not understand.

It’s the Make Your Own Dildo kit and I guess you’re supposed to use your husband/boyfriend/uncle/sex slave/fuck buddy’s dick so you can make a model of the real one you think is so superfantastic, just in case it falls off or gets lost or something.

The Recipe

You do it by first mixing some powder they give you with the kit into a cup of water and then you stick the dick in there.  The dick must be erect, of course, when you do this and it has to stay that way for about a minute before you very, very carefully pull it out of the mold, all the while praying to Jesus and Mary that you can A) keep it up that long while you have your dick stuck into a cup of some funky goop because nobody wants a replica of a flaccid penis for christsakes and B) you don’t wait too long to take it out before it hardens and if you do leave it too long you’ll have a  block of concrete or whateverthefuck the stuff is permanently stuck to the Johnson.

Assuming you’re not heading to the emergency room for a jackhammer and a band aid, next you mix some other crap they give you together and pour it into the mold and wait a little while and voila!  Now you have TWO IDENTICAL PENISES–one rubber and one flesh!  Yippee!

Only I don’t get it.

I’ve heard of some outlandish hobbies before but Commemorative Dildo Making?

That’s just silly.

Can you imagine putting that on your resume in the hobbies and interests section? “I enjoy yoga, Chinese aphrodisiac cooking, and commemorative dildo making.” Unless you’re looking for a gig in either the prosthetic penis replacement or the adult services industry, I dare say you won’t get the job.

Having One Is “Hard” Enough

And I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to have two identical penises. Unless your husband/boyfriend/brother/sex slave/fuck buddy is on a spaceship or was kidnapped by pirates or something, why would you need it? Just climb on board the real thing and keep a trucker happy, if you know what I mean.  I have enough trouble keeping the real flesh and blood one from sticking itself into the neighbor’s dog in a good mood, so having two is just one too many, if you ask me.

Go Fuck Yourself?

And let’s just say for the sake of argument that your husband/boyfriend/cousin/sex slave/fuck buddy likes to take it in the pooper.  If you were to use this on him, it would literally be like him fucking himself in his own ass with his own dick! That’ll freak your freak, right? It brings the phrase “fucking asshole” a whole new meaning and when someone tells him to go fuck himself, he can say “I have, as a matter of  fact, and I’m fantastic!.”

Clone Your Vagina

And while looking at the kits online and researching them a little bit, I came across a Make Your Own Pussy Kit!  I think it was called Clone-a-Pussy or something like that and at first I was confused because I really couldn’t picture anyone being willing to pour the molding goo into themselves, but that’s not what it is.

It follows pretty much the same procedure as the penis maker does, except you hold the goop up against your Fine China (as my friend Kiala calls it) and it makes a mold of your external girl parts and whoa Nellie!  You’d better be sure you’ve done your clip and trim because trying to pick plaster off your pubes is not really how you want to spend your Friday night, is it?  Or can you imagine if it gets caught in the hair when you pull it away?

YOWZA!  That’s an epic waxing job right there, my friends.

This Is A Good Thing

All kidding aside though, I actually think I might be able to get on board with this Commemorative Pussy Making  idea because it might eliminate the need for the Play Through if I can just tell my husband to go get the pocket Crissy and let me sleep forchristsakes.  I worry that I might get jealous though when he starts taking the pocket Crissy out for dinner and buys it nice jewelry and stuff and hold the phone I have a question! How exactly do you think the pocket Crissy might be cleaned after he’s um, finished? Is it dishwasher safe?  Can I just throw it in there with my daughter’s baby bottles and binkies when he’s done with it and have it come out sparkling clean and ready for another romp?  Of course, I’d have to remember to take it out before my mom comes over to help me with the housework like she sometimes does.  Can you imagine her holding it up and just being like “um…where does this go?” My mom’s pretty cool and stuff, but I think that would pretty much go over like a fart in a spacesuit.

Maybe I’d just tell her it’s a jell-o mold or something.

Anyway, those are my thoughts on Commemoritive Penis/Pussy Making.

I hope you have enjoyed them.

(Crissy exits to the song “Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing”)

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Commemorative Dildo Making. Do I Really Need A Spare?

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Ever been for a ride on a rocket, man? I received a ticket to do just that from Toy With Me’s njoy Pure Wand giveaway winner, Amber of Scarlets Letter. Thanks girl! Don Wand’s Rocket Swirl free-standing glass dildo is erect proof that Pyrex isn’t just for the kitchen anymore.

My ride arrived in a nondescript clear plastic package that gave me a titillating peek into my latest libidinal escapade. This toy is downright pretty, a luminous blue swirl twisting along the length of the shaft and delivering textural sensation for your very deserving vagina. Including its “mushroom tip,” this dildo comprises an enviable 7 1/2 inches of loving goodness. It comes with a thick, plush travel/storage pouch to protect your rocket even riding in your pocket.

The Swirl Rocket’s material is one of the most body-friendly you can have sex with … phthalate free, non-toxic, hypoallergenic, and nonporous glass that won’t harbor bacteria. It jives with all kinds of lube without degrading, and is Don Wand’s super durable take on Pyrex: a borosilicate formula that resists breakage better than most traditional glass.

Out of the box and into me. Wee! No instructions to master, batteries to charge, or noisy motors to attempt to ignore (or to drown out your sexy pleasure moans). Therein lies the beauty of an open and play dildo. And the Rocket brings some extra flair with its included watch batteries in the base that light up the toy with an array of flashing colors. I would be getting my groove on somewhere over the rainbow!

But first, I broke out my handy dandy Afterglow Wipes to shine up my Rocket (you can also use soap and water) and then took a few relaxing moments to fondle the toy’s smooth, sensuous texture and weightiness. I decided to mix up the scenery and head off to my big comfy couch. True to form, I took along a side of vibrator with my dildo entrée, this time choosing my trusty LELO NEA . Don Wands treated me to a sachet of Wet Platinum lube, with which I learned that a little lube on glass is all you need. With Nea warming me up, I sank gleefully further into a pile of fluffy pillows and got wet.

Rocket time. I had soaked Sister Swirl in warm water and oooo, does a toasty dildo do the body good. I got my shroom nutrition for the day, slowly pushing the tip inside me and absorbing the toy’s warmth as I melted deeper into my coital cushions. Each smooth swirl made its presence known upon entrance … firm and fabulous stimulation!

Knowing that it was nearing my g-spot, I attempted to steer the Rocket’s slight curve toward home base, but it proved to be too difficult and my inspiration escaped. I acquiesced … not all bodies are meant to go with all toys. And although the penetration felt great, my stubborn mind would only focus on the g-spot. No flowing O for me this time, but you know I never complete a review without one kind of firework or another. My libido was abuzz with the NEA, who finished me off with a smile.

NOTE:

I took her out for another rocket ride and as I was playing with her the base broke which is very disappointing as I really like this dildo. The base is made of plastic and appears that it is glued to the glass. As you can see in the pictures it looks as if there was not enough glue appled to keep it secured. Click the images for full size.

This, combined with  reading about how a representative of Don Wands reacted to a negative review of their new Treeze Wave dildo by respected reviewer Hey Epiphora, gives me pause in reccomending this particular brand. Although I have not had the pleasure of playing with one yet, I have heard great things about Ruby Glass21 . Watch for a review soon.

Ins and Outs

Out

• No g-spot orgasm, perhaps I need a bit more curve in my dildos.
• Base broke after second use
• Questionable behaviour by Don Wands reation to negative reviews is troubling

In

• Ready to use, no charging or batteries!
• Very comfortable weight.
• Nonporous surface allows you to try silicone and oil lubes.
• Glass brings freedom of temperature. Warm it up or cool it down.

Specs

• 1 1/4″ in diameter.
• 1 1/2″ mushroom tip.
• 7 1/2″ in length
• Pyrex glass.
• Available in blue only.

Features

• Ultra smooth, textured body.
• Waterproof.
• Compatible with all personal lubes.
• Temperature sensitive. Warm it up or cool it down.
• Phthalate free, non-toxic, hypoallergenic.

Includes

• Plush travel/storage pouch.
• Watch batteries for the very cool LED!
• Free sample of “Wet” lube.

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I Take A Don Wands Rocket Ride, And Crash Down To Earth

Believe it or not, this toy tester extraordinaire was still a virgin of sorts, until the other day. While my esteemed post of researcher du erotica sees me constantly discovering new and unbridled ways to give myself a treat, there is one pleasure zone I had not entered. Inspired by the innovative Tantus Revolve dildo, I ventured alright, and earned a newfound appreciation for sauntering in the back door. If I had known I’d enjoy anal play as much as I did with the Revolve, I would’ve ventured into virginal territory years ago. Hind[end]sight is 20/20.

This unique toy, one in Tantus’ Alumina collection of four mix and match dildos, features a trio of graduating bumps on one end and a large ball on the other. With either end in the game, vaginal/g-spot or anal stimulation is the MVP. In the middle of this dildo is a black rubber O-ring where the toy unscrews and can be matched with the various shapes and sizes of the Motion, Flow and Pace dildos. Gold star to Tantus for giving us a scrumptious puzzle to put together in whichever way tickles our fancy at any given moment.

The Alumina line is crafted of lightweight, aeronautic grade, body-safe aluminum and believe me, the connection to rockets is most fitting for this state-of-the-art toy with the moxie to send you climaxing into orbit. As with every Tantus toy since the company’s 1998 debut, the Revolve is hand-made in the U.S. Its silky brushed aluminum is anodized to be corrosion and wear resistant, and if you ever wear the thing out, just toss it in the recycle bin with your soda cans.

I bit off my share of forbidden fruit with a little trip to Eden Fantasys and a promising investment of $79.99. My new pleasure arrived in a lovely black box with the Revolve silhouetted in silver, and the real thing in my favorite color of gorgeous purple nestled in dark grey form-fitting foam. Hello lover. I scooped it up and was struck by its significant lightness compared to stainless steel. The instructions are pleasing to the eye, showcasing photos of the rest of the Alumina collection. They touted aluminum as holding temperature very well, and I discovered that they have every right to toot this horn. Tantalize your senses to full tilt by soaking the Revolve in warm water or giving it a time out in the fridge, and be amazed at this metal’s stellar ability to quickly conduct temperature throughout the dildo.

I always have a side of vibe with my dildo. This time, it would be my tasty Little Chroma (see review). The Revolve can be used with any type of lube, and I chose one of my favorites, Liquid Silk (see review). I usually put the vibe to work first, but in the Alumina spirit of mixing things up, I started with the dildo, lubing up and inserting it before I powered up the vibe. As my date with the Little Chroma progressed, the Revolve was warming to my body temperature. And I was hot–my little duo delivered an astronomical clit orgasm, toot sweet. But the temperature wasn’t finished rising. I was pumped up to try for the big squirt!

Natural as could be, the first two bumps of the Revolve’s trio end went in. I stopped there, with the biggest bump a bit too much for me, but by all means–to each her own! The lightweight aluminum and ball shape of the opposite end made thrusting very easy on my wrist, as I slowly worked myself into a heated frenzy. It found my g-spot, but I couldn’t get things flowing, so I switched to the other end and slid the larger ball effortlessly into my very aroused vagina. I was extremely turned on, balling myself with different angles and pressures. Horny as all get out, I still didn’t gush, so I let my rectum and the Revolve’s smallest bump get jiggy with some Liquid Silk and gently, slowly moved it in and out. Wow! What I had been missing. This felt wonderful! Add the Little Chroma to my clit and I was smiling like the Cheshire cat.

Reaching stimulation of frantic proportions, I was going back for the ultimate prize among g-spot orgasm contenders. I inserted the single ball end into my vagina again and found my g-spot, but it was hit and miss, without enough of the hits to reach Mecca. No worries though, the Revolve did introduce me to a divine new world of bootylicious stimulation!

Treat yourself to your very own Tantus Revolve at Eden Fantasys

Ins and Outs

Out

• No dice on the g-spot orgasm. Perhaps I need a more arcing curve in my dildos.

In

• Eureka! I discovered the pleasure of anal toys.
• Very comfortable weight. No heavy burden here.
• Both ends handle very well when navigating the dildo.
• Environmentally friendly. A+ from Mother Earth.

Specs

• 1 3/8″ in diameter.
• 8″ long (this is very good).
• Material: 100 percent aeronautic grade aluminum.
• Anodized to increase corrosion and wear resistance.
• Available in purple only, to blend perfectly with the rest of the Alumina line.

Features

• Interchangeable with all other Tantus Alumina toys.
• Waterproof.
• Dual pleasure for anal or vaginal play.
• Compatible with all personal lubes, great to try with silicone lubes.
• Hand-made in the U.S.
• Temperature sensitive, can cool or warm … sensational!

Includes

• Beautiful black box to store Revolve.
• Easy care instructions.

Treat yourself to your very own Tantus Revolve at Eden Fantasys

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Tantus Revolve – Aluminum Wonder

Dildos keep it simple, and sometimes, when you’re caught up in a hectic day and feel like “Stop the ride, I wanna get off!”, simplicity is exactly what you need. No detailed instructions, no buttons, no power requirement, no waiting. But as I’ve come to learn by testing toys, it’s easy to be misled into thinking that simple means inferior, and that just because a dildo is low maintenance and doesn’t come with a lot of flashing bells and vibrating whistles, its orgasmic intensity won’t rate up there with toys of more complex design and function. With its body-specific curves, perfectly formed ends, and unyielding firmness, the njoy Fun Wand proves otherwise.

I was popping around on babeland.com, seeing what the coital Candy Man had on offer, and got stuck gazing at the blindingly beautiful mirror finish and intriguing design of the Fun Wand. At only $79, it is yet another in the stunning collection of sleek, contoured, and brilliantly engineered toys from njoy, who has been keeping it simple since 2005. A mere 12 ounces, the njoy Fun Wand is half the weight of njoy’s Pure Wand (see review), but don’t let its size fool you. This is a unique, dual functioning toy with a 1″ g-spot stimulating ball on end and on the other, a trio of bulbs measuring from ¾” to 1″ that specialize in anal pleasure. Talk about being on the business end of a dildo that means business.

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Like my Pure Wand before it, the njoy Fun Wand arrived in style, nestled in fuchsia satin inside a starkly sophisticated black wooden case that looks like a jewelry box. 1. Open box. 2. Remove dildo. OK, I was done with the instructions. Lifting the Fun Wand reminded me of the incredible substance of a njoy toy, whose pure, solid 316 grade stainless steel is corrosion resistant and nonporous. This stuff is nearly invincible-waterproof, friendly with any type of lube, and cleans up with warm water and mild soap (just don’t use abrasives). My first touch of the wand also reminded me how cold steel is! But that only means a higher level of sensation play, as you broaden your horizons by trying a fridge-cooled toy “No freezer please! Love, njoy”, or one soaked in warm water. And my experience with the Pure Wand taught me that even in its natural state, this material wastes no time reaching body temperature.

My week had been on work overload and I had decided to stop the ride for a hard-earned break, veering off the fast lane on a detour to some afternoon delight. To warm up this gorgeous piece of stainless steel finery, I put it under my pillow and made a wish for a visit from the orgasm fairy. Lying back, I let the tingle of anticipation wash over me, and relaxed with a warm-up from my LELO Nea (see review). With the heat rising in all parties, I drizzled Liquid Silk lube over my njoy Fun Wand, left the Nea visiting my clit, and inserted the single ball end. The warm metal pleased me very much, as I guided the wand to my g-spot. I was going to see what this toy was made of.

I wanted this ride to last a while, so I started nice and slow … moving the njoy Fun Wand in and out of me with short, gentle strokes. WOW. The angle at which njoy placed the ball is simply perfect, its firmness tenderly and consistently massaging the g-spot in a blue ribbon manner. Intense is an understatement for the stimulation I was feeling. I turned up the speed and pressure of my thrusts, but realized with pleasure that the Fun Wand doesn’t need that much help from me. Its hard steel turns even the slightest movement into substantial motion and brings a commanding level of control to navigation.

You could’ve knocked me off the bed with a feather. Before I could fully comprehend what was happening, I was having an enormous gushing orgasm! Ahhh … it felt amazing! This was almost surreal, truly like waving a magic wand over my g-spot and poof! Now, if I could only get my good fairy to wash the sheets.

So much for my long ride. Not that I’m complaining! But next time, unless I’m in it for a quickie, I will know to dial down the intensity on this astonishingly effective toy so I can make the trip last a while. I didn’t have a chance to try the other end. You can flip the Fun Wand and give yourself a delightful bootie call, or spin your partner round and treat him to some premium-grade prostate stimulation. Funtastic!

Treat yourself to your own njoy Fun Wand from Babeland

Specs

• Crafted of pure, hypoallergenic, medical-grade stainless steel.
• Will not corrode or degrade.
• 8″ end to end.
• Weighs 12 oz.

Features

• Waterproof for play in hot tub, pool, shower, etc.
• Ultra versatile-use with any type of lube.
• A little lube on the Fun Wand goes a long way.

Includes

• Classy storage case.
• njoy pamphlet describing the Fun Wand.

Treat yourself to your own njoy Fun Wand from Babeland

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There’s nothing like a good orgasm to lift your spirits. Maybe you’ve had a day full of dealing with obnoxious people who should stay home until they can be nice. Maybe your job lately has been nothing but stress on a stick. Or, like me, maybe you’re living through the fourth day of grey, rainy weather that’s making you grey yourself. A few days ago, I scored an incredible value on LELO’s ELLA dildo at Eden Fantasy’s-only 39 clams for a turnkey toy designed to provide precise g-spot performance with its sculpted end, and conventional stimulation with the other.

With a beautiful name and the elegant aesthetics for which LELO toys are known, LELO ELLA arrived along with her pretty white satin travel pouch in a non-descript white box housing a black jewelry box-like storage case embossed with the understated LELO logo.  LELO ELLA was good to go! I can’t tout a dildo enough for being ready to rumble straight out of the box. Ever-conscientious of body safety and ecological betterment, LELO makes ELLA out of body safe, phthalate free silicone (which takes only water-based lubricant).

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This dildo is extremely lightweight, and seamless and sleek in both design and texture. I started my LELO  Ella extravaganza by also inviting my LELO NEA vibe to the party (see review). To me, vibes and dildos go together like peas and carrots. I illuminated my grey world with lavender candles, inhaled some much needed aromatherapy, got good and horizontally settled, and let myself relax and bask in the calmness. Power on, Nea! We spent some very high quality time together getting me to the edge of a clit orgasm, and then I lubed LELO  ELLA up and made my introduction. Starting slow, I brought her in and out of me, gradually and gently increasing my thrusts. The faster she went, the more intuitively ELLA performed. When I test a dildo, I’m always pleasantly reminded of how quickly it makes me cum. ELLA, NEA and I had whisked ourselves away to our own sunny world! Yay!

Loving the passion play radiating from this session, I made the beat go on and let NEA treat me to a clit orgasm. After catching my breath, I put ELLA’s g-spot end back up at bat, and only a few thrusts later, I was once again convulsing in orgasmic pleasure! Don’t let lovely ELLA fool you. She may look like an innocent, but she is most definitely a g-spot genius. Gosh, I didn’t get around to trying her other end. I guess I need to give LELO ELLA another go.

Treat yourself to your own LELO ELLA from Eden’s Fantasy’s

Specifications

• Made of phthalate free silicone.
• 7″ long and 1¼ ” at widest point.
• Weighs 3½ oz.
• Available in black or white.

Features

• Waterproof. Get a side of wet with your wild
• Soft and silky finish. Purrr.
• Dual function toy. 2-for-1 treat!

Includes

• White satin travel pouch.
• Detailed instruction and care manual.
• One-year warranty.

Treat yourself to your own LELO ELLA from Eden’s Fantasy’s

More Great Products by LELO
LELO NEA
LELO GIGI
LELO BO
LELO MIA
LELO LILY
LELO MONA
LELO INA
LELO ELISE

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Wins Outstanding Non-powered Product

Recognizing outstanding design in a non-powered pleasure product.

At The “O” Awards 2009

I was skeptical, to say the least. No vibration? Firstly, I prefer a dildo that moves, but I have tried the still variety and they performed perfectly (or so I thought) without costing me anything near the $108 Eden Fantasys was asking for a non-vibrating, cold piece of crescent shaped steel with balls on the end that is somehow supposed to pull off a g-spot orgasm. C’mon! But in my constant effort to avoid a rut and reach outside my comfort zone, I didn’t close the web page just yet. I scrolled down to see what the ladies had to say about njoy’s Pure Wand. I now consider that decision to be a very wise one.

My Pure Wand came decked out in a jewelry-like box of rich black with the njoy logo on top in silver … beckoning as it glistened. Inside, this gorgeous piece of sleek stainless steel was presented in a lush lining of fuchsia satin. Elegance defined. Very classy. I liked it so far. I just stared for a few seconds, somewhat bedazzled by this unique dildo that was said to make women gush-literally. Lifting the Pure Wand took more effort than I expected, but its 24-oz. weight and firm substance would soon prove to me very justifiable.

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And, it was cold! No no no … why would I do that to my warm special place? I believe in “to each her own” so a steel dildo gets points for pleasing both warm and cold thrill seekers (although no freezing allowed). But as for me, I took the instructions up on their consent to soak the waterproof wand in warm water. You can also wrap your new lover in a warm towel, or have your rendezvous in a hot shower. The anticipation was building, but, trying to keep my wits about me, I performed my new toy ritual of good hygiene. Cleaning the Pure Wand is low-maintenance. Its medical-grade, corrosion resistant stainless steel is nonporous and asks only that you don’t use abrasives.

My “green room” before I took center stage was my LELO NEA (see review), which did a wonderful job of warming me up in more ways than one. By then, my Pure Wand was cold again, but I was hot enough for the both of us. The obedient rookie, I started with the smaller, 1-inch ball end of the Pure Wand, still skeptical and curious as to how this toy was going to rock my world sans vibration. “Snap!” That steel sure was cold! But I was quickly diverted by the feel of the ball against my g-spot, which the wand’s perfect curve found immediately. Warmed by my body heat, the wand was now pure pleasure at my fingertips, the ball’s firmness keeping it anchored on my g-spot. Ahoy! I wanted more.

I turned the wand around and went for it with the large ball. The girth, weight and hardness delivered an intensity that took my breath away. Moving in and out of me, it felt amazing, surprising, and extremely stimulating. The sturdy and consistent weight of the ball rubbing against my g-spot was incredibly intense. I was blinded by the light bulb going off over my head … so this is how the Pure Wand conjures up its magic without vibration! And there was no need for me to labor with “jack rabbit sex” … the wand was doing its job without speedy thrusting, and there was no need to apply pressure to my g-spot.

You could have knocked me over with a feather … virtually without warning I had a gushing orgasm! Wow!! I’m still not over the fact that a toy of such seemingly simple design and manual operation can deliver mind-blowing intensity and summon up my very own Niagara Falls. My initial impression of the Pure Wand had been wrong all over and I am thrilled about it. Thank you creators for my 11 inches of pure njoy!

Treat yourself to your own njoy Pure Wand at Eden Fantasys

Ins and Outs

Out

- If you’re inserting the smaller ball for any length of time, holding and

moving the large ball can become trying. But I for one can use some arm

curls, and for a gushing orgasm, I might even let my limb fall right off!

In

- The Pure Wand’s design is simply beautiful and makes me feel luxurious.

Who doesn’t love that?!- This toy performs fast and with stunning expertise.

- The Pure Wand is the most effective and efficient dildo I have ever used.

Period.

Specs

- Material – 316 grade stainless steel

- Width – Large ball is 1 ½”

- Small ball is 1″

- 10″ in length along the curve

- Weight – 1 1/2 lbs.

- No need to charge or use batteries – dildo

- Available in silver stainless steel finish

Features

- No need to bother with buttons, charging, batteries, modes,or wires -

manual power

- Waterproof – can us in the tub, shower, hot tub or pool

- Can warm or cool the pure wand – it’s up to you

- Superior g-spot stimulant

Includes

- Gorgeous wooden storage case lined with fuchsia satin

- Instructions, although self explanatory

- Brochure featuring other njoy toys

- Endless life time

- Babeland also included a 10% offer on my next order (which I have already  used

Treat yourself to your own njoy Pure Wand at Eden Fantasys

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Fun Factory Wins Outstanding Overall Product Design

Recognizing excellence in overall product design.

At The 2009 “O” Awards

The curves of a woman … so revered … the hour glass figure a classic form of fly paper for the male libido. I have news for you. There’s a new curve in town. This one as intoxicatingly sensual as the soft, smooth slopes of a lady. The Fun Factory Curve took me by surprise. I mean, I knew this German toymaker has been setting trends in high quality silicone toys since 1995, and I knew I loved its Delight vibrator (see review), but I didn’t realize that a flexible dildo could be so efficient about a g-spot orgasm. Shall I go on? I thought so.

My interest was certainly peaked. I had been browsing along on EdensFantasys.com and came across a most enticing design that touted not only an incomparable g-spot ability, but a strategically placed bump that simultaneously gives your clit a rocket ride. This incredible pairing from a manual powered toy? “CLICK!” $53.89 later and my order was confirmed. I was RSVP’ing yes to this party!

Kudos to the sex toy proprietors who understand that just because you’re not a kid anymore doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy fun packaging, Christmas or not. Count Fun Factory among them. My hot pink Curve arrived in a cheerful box with a window for me to peek in at my future, which I hastened toward since there’s no time like the present. I breezed through my research, studying the toy’s diagram on the inside flap. Removing the Curve, I was reminded of one of the big time perks of a dildo. It’s so simple. No cords, wires, batteries … just grab it and get busy.

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I wanted to enjoy this experience from points A to Z, so I spent a few moments teasing myself with anticipation, caressing the Curve’s surface of both smooth and polished textures. This is the real deal: certified high quality, skin-friendly, hypoallergenic, medical-grade silicone. I learned the curves of my Curve … testing out its intuitive handling that allows you to speed up or slow down through small, simple hand gestures using Fun Factory’s unique and dynamic “Royal Curl” handle. You can keep your grasp and stability despite the wonderfully lightweight and flexible nature of this toy.

My trip through the Cliff Notes got me even more excited about the test. The Curve’s design is similar to Fun Factory’s Delight vibe, with which I had a mind-blowing blast. I lubed my clit with the Toy Fluid that Fun Factory was nice enough to include with my Curve, and got warmed up with a dandy clit massage from my Little Chroma (see review). The LC is such an instinctive little toy that before I could say “yay for me” it gave me a clit orgasm! Yay for me!

While I was being most pleasantly surprised, I had parked the Curve under my leg, so now it was nice and warm. On with some Toy Fluid for my new friend, which took longer than necessary as my hands were so enjoying the toy’s curves and textures, and I was easing the tip’s substantial girth inside me. My muscles relaxed to welcome it and then tightened to grab hold. Little Chroma had set up shop on my clit, and I moved the Curve in and out of me. It found my g-spot with ease, and, paired with the stimulation from my clit orgasm, didn’t take many thrusts before it got me flowing in a most delightful way.

I had planned on making a long session out of this review, but had no objection whatsoever to Fun Factory’s amazing design rearranging my schedule! It’s curvalicious!

Treat yourself to your very own Fun Factory Curve at Eden’s Fantasy’s

Ins and Outs

Out

- No complaints here, great toy!

In

- Temperature play. Cool in fridge or warm in water.

- Great for waterotica! Tub, shower, pool.

- Perfect design with grip that means business.

- Comes with bonus Toy Fluid water-based lubricant.

Specs

- Made of solid, 100 percent medical-grade silicone.

- Dildo, no charging or waiting required!

- Comes in violet or hot pink.

Features

- Waterproof.

- Designed with Fun Factory’s dynamic “Royal Curl” handle.

- Strategic bump for clitoral stimulation.

Includes

- Diagram.

- No instructions necessary!

Treat yourself to your very own Fun Factory Curve at Eden’s Fantasy’s

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