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Kink

Lets Talk About Food And The Sex

August 4, 2010

I know I write a lot of stuff about stuff I don’t understand because OMG there’s sooooo much of that and so little of the stuff that I do understand, and now I’ve got another one for you: food and sex.
Does not compute.
Here’s an image for you so you can see where I’m going with [...]

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9 Sexual Terms You’ll Immediately Wish You Didn’t Know

March 8, 2010

Let’s chat about how over the course of just one hour of internet research, I’ve come to learn that I’m not quite as sexually experimental as I thought I was. In fact, I’m maybe a little bit of a naive prude because oh my GOD do you have any idea how weird some of the [...]

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Breastfeed My Husband? Hell No!

February 24, 2010

Last week we talked about the inappropriateness of semen as a recipe ingredient, and we choked and we gagged and we barfed on our keyboards. My poor husband was terribly depressed by this as he was under the impression that most women love the taste of semen (porn being his only point of reference here) [...]

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This Isn’t Your Fathers Sex Doll

February 15, 2010

There’s a huge taboo in Judaism against idol worship. We view the image of Jesus on a cross, and most statues made of Christian saints to be idolatry, as Christians tend to kneel in front of them during prayer. Yeah, it kinda freaks us out. But there’s a difference between a graven image that is [...]

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Sploshing – A Whole New Meaning To Getting Porked

January 18, 2010

Of all the fetishes I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen quite a few, the thing that still gets me is food fetishes. Well, food and needles, but I really don’t think we want to have a conversation about needles, do we? The piercing and the blood and the accidental ripping when they catch on things [...]

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