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Kink

Dressing Up Like A Pony – Would You Saddle Up?

January 19, 2011

Did you guys know that Mrs. Toy with Me is totally into horses? Well, she is.  She looooves them, but not in an icky Igottahaveabighorsedick way, you guys.  She loves them in a normal way.  But there are some people who love ponies so much, they actually want to BE them. Recently, my  pain in [...]

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Have You Ever Wanted To Be Spanked?

November 24, 2010

I come to you this week with a new perspective on life, Toy with Mes. You see, I’ve been facing some minor, yet nonetheless incredibly scary health problems. It’s been one thing after another and I’ve been feeling really shitty–like a rag doll getting tossed all over the place. Where do I begin? My hormones [...]

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Why I Want A Threesome With My Wife

October 7, 2010

Note: This is part two of a discussion about threesomes. In Part one, Ken’s wife Crissy shares her thoughts on having a MMF threesome. ———– So a little while ago, I confessed in the comments of my wife’s post about FFM threesomes: “for whatever reason, i’d actually rather have a MMF than a FFM. bonus [...]

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My Husband Wants To Have A Threesome

October 6, 2010

You know what my husband wants? A threesome. I know, I know, everyone’s husband wants a threesome, but the kind of threesome my husband wants does not involve me and another chick. No, no, Toy with Mes.  He wants it to be with… Wait for it… A dog! I am completely not serious. No. He [...]

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Lets Talk About Food And The Sex

August 4, 2010

I know I write a lot of stuff about stuff I don’t understand because OMG there’s sooooo much of that and so little of the stuff that I do understand, and now I’ve got another one for you: food and sex. Does not compute. Here’s an image for you so you can see where I’m [...]

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9 Sexual Terms You’ll Immediately Wish You Didn’t Know

March 8, 2010

Let’s chat about how over the course of just one hour of internet research, I’ve come to learn that I’m not quite as sexually experimental as I thought I was. In fact, I’m maybe a little bit of a naive prude because oh my GOD do you have any idea how weird some of the [...]

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Breastfeed My Husband? Hell No!

February 24, 2010

Last week we talked about the inappropriateness of semen as a recipe ingredient, and we choked and we gagged and we barfed on our keyboards. My poor husband was terribly depressed by this as he was under the impression that most women love the taste of semen (porn being his only point of reference here) [...]

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