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Relationships

I’m Not In The Mood For Sexy Time

August 18, 2010

I know what all you guys think of me.
You think I’m a hot and horny fuck kitten who sells her pre-moistened panties to strangers on Craigslist, makes porn, and after the kids go to sleep I try out all my toys and surra de bunda my husband’s face all night long, right?
Well, not so much.
The [...]

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Men And Strong Powerful Women

August 17, 2010

Because I am not a prepared person who plans for anything besides “don’t die,” I showed up to the airport for my business trip to New York City with absolutely nothing whatsoever to do on the airplane. The flight from Chicago to New York is only about two hours, but two hours sitting in [...]

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Online Romance and My Cold Dark Heart

August 10, 2010

For someone who lives inside The Internet, it kinda shocks me that I never ended up doing any online dating. Okay, that’s not technically true: I did end up putting up a personal profile on Match.com back when it first came out and wasn’t like “hookup.com” but it wasn’t like, for real. A friend of [...]

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Sex On The Beach – Fantasy Fulfilled

July 22, 2010

If you Google “female sex fantasies,” inevitably you come up with role playing, domination, exhibitionism, threesomes, and rape. Check, check, check, and Uh, no thanks, with a side of “can we just go with domination and call it a day”?
I’m more likely to laugh at you than fall to my knees if you show [...]

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Too Tired For Sex – How Can I Make The Time?

June 29, 2010

It’s ten P.M and I look down at the pants that I’m wearing. They have a mysterious white stain on them that, at one point would have been semen, but is now probably cake batter from the cupcakes I made for a school party for my eldest son. Oh, the mighty, I sigh to myself [...]

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We All Know You Are Having Sex With Him

June 21, 2010

People are not that stupid. I once liked to think they were but I know better now. For the most part, I guess I’ll give you that the majority of the population is not too observant, but some of them are-bless their hearts or fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke. It all depends [...]

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My Husband Posted Pictures Of Me On A Porn Site. I Liked It.

May 7, 2010

Sometimes I let my husband talk me into stuff.  Like this one time he talked me into letting him post sexy pictures of me on an amateur porn site. (HI MOM!)
What can I say?  It was an experiment, and I’ve got to tell you it spiced things up quite a bit because it was a [...]

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