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Relationships

My Ass Deserves New Lingerie

January 18, 2011

A million billion years ago, back when I was just graduating high school (or was I just in college? It’s all a little blurry, thanks to a wee bit of excessive, um, well, vodka usage), I was involved in my first serious relationship. Going on two years, we were finally showing the cracks in our [...]

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The Cuddle Party Phenomenon

December 15, 2010

The other day I was scouring the Interwebz for Toy with Me topics when I came across something that intrigued me:  Cuddle Parties. Have you guys ever heard of these, because I haven’t and it just smacks of some kind of crazy hippy dippy new- age crap to me. But let’s not be prejudiced, and [...]

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The Aftermath Of An Affair

December 9, 2010

“Anything may be betrayed; anyone may be forgiven, but not those who lack the courage of their own greatness. “ -Ayn Rand Life is strange. You know that old thing when you were a child, where you wonder what happens to the world when you close your eyes. Sometimes it feels like you’re the only [...]

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Why I Want A Threesome With My Wife

October 7, 2010

Note: This is part two of a discussion about threesomes. In Part one, Ken’s wife Crissy shares her thoughts on having a MMF threesome. ———– So a little while ago, I confessed in the comments of my wife’s post about FFM threesomes: “for whatever reason, i’d actually rather have a MMF than a FFM. bonus [...]

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My Husband Wants To Have A Threesome

October 6, 2010

You know what my husband wants? A threesome. I know, I know, everyone’s husband wants a threesome, but the kind of threesome my husband wants does not involve me and another chick. No, no, Toy with Mes.  He wants it to be with… Wait for it… A dog! I am completely not serious. No. He [...]

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Sometimes I Just Need A Friend

September 29, 2010

Remember how last week I said I didn’t have any lesbian tendencies? Well, just because I’m not A Gay, doesn’t mean I don’t crave female companionship from time to time. Friends are so, so important to have because who else do you call when you have a wicked pisser case of The PMS, or The [...]

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Low Sex Drive In Men

September 14, 2010

For someone who lives in the Internet and writes a sex column, it’s pretty rare that someone actually asks me anything sex-related. Carrie Bradshaw from Sex in the City must have ruined that for any future sex columnists. Bitch. But, Toy With Me-ers, I was actually asked something that I was specifically asked to bring [...]

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