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Relationships

I should Have Been Born A Man

April 9, 2010

Here’s a crash course in Rebecca: I’m a young lass of 24 who is freshly married to someone who is a good 17 years older than I am (that’s ok, I’ll wait while you do the math).  I’ve never been a girly-girl, I have a raunchy sense of humor, I hate cuddling, I hate [...]

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Serial Adultery = Serial Stupidity
A Woman Takes On Stupid Women

April 8, 2010

You can hope in one hand and shit in the other…and guess which one is going to fill up first?
Women who decide to get involved with married men are stupid, opportunistic, gold-digging whores. I would, however, like to think it takes some sort of calculated smarts to wind up in an $11 million mansion [...]

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My Brand Of Feminism Includes Chivalry

March 24, 2010

I’ve got a new favorite TV show that I’m obsessed with, you guys.
It’s called The Millionaire Matchmaker and it features Patti Stanger as the matchmaker who fixes up straight and homosexual men and women millionaires with the person of their dreams.  I have a wicked girl crush on her because she’s just all sorts of [...]

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Five Very Unusual Weddings

March 23, 2010

When I found out that I was going to get married, I think no one was probably more surprised than me. I just wasn’t the marrying kind. I always figured I’d outback through the Swahili jungle, breastfeeding native children while curing baldness and world hunger, not stand up on the alter in a big white [...]

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I think My Husband Is A Little Bit Gay

March 17, 2010

Last week I confessed my incomplete fabulousness to the Toy with Mes because I don’t have A Gay in my life, and then I realized something.
My husband is, in some ways, just a little bit gay and I’ve been sort of taking all that for granted, but now I’m thinking that maybe he can hold [...]

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I Once Had A Creepy Stalker

March 16, 2010

During a game of drunken Truth or Dare in college, my friends and I decided that the best course of action was to go around the room talking about our sexual fantasies. By the time it was my turn, we’d already heard from everyone including Matt, my friend Matthias’s roommate. He’d spun some elaborate tale [...]

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I’m Installing A Panic Room, For Sex

March 12, 2010

I have given this a lot of thought. Years of covert operations and biting shoulders. I have sucked in more pillow filtered air than a human should have to do, which is what has led me to the conclusion that I deserve a panic room. A really nice one. Equipped with a sex swing, stripper [...]

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