From the category archives:

Religion

If There is No God, What Do I Scream During Sex?

March 4, 2010

(and do I have to move to Canada to scream it?)
I read the news sparingly. Reason? There’s enough doom and gloom in this world without my days being thrown out of whack by some plasticized TV journalist’s skewed view on all the happenings fit to broadcast. I don’t need to see a young luger’s tragic [...]

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This Isn’t Your Fathers Sex Doll

February 15, 2010

There’s a huge taboo in Judaism against idol worship. We view the image of Jesus on a cross, and most statues made of Christian saints to be idolatry, as Christians tend to kneel in front of them during prayer. Yeah, it kinda freaks us out. But there’s a difference between a graven image that is [...]

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Focus on the Fuckery: CBS Aborts Good Judgment

January 28, 2010

While overwhelmed by last week’s response to my views on Proposition 8, I didn’t go wallow in the warm bath of blog traffic nor did I get shitfaced and hole-up in Vegas with a truckload of hookers and blow. Instead?
I began listening to another story: during this year’s Super Bowl, CBS will air an anti-abortion [...]

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Mormons, Polygamy And Virginal Obsession

January 25, 2010

This month, National Geographic is running an article about the Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints (FLDS) group, which is an off – shoot of the Mormon church. First of all, I can’t really tell one Christian from another; y’all just kinda blend together to me. I know there’s Catholic, and then there’s the rest. Whatever. Anyway, [...]

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Proposition H8: An Open Letter to Andy Pugno

January 21, 2010

Andrew Pugno,  serves as the Chief Legal Counsel for protectmarriage.com which spearheads the Yes on Proposition 8 campaign.
Mr. Pugno ~
Erika Napoletano here – no relation to Janet or the other plethora of political Napoletanos running around out there. See, I got the name in the divorce. (Yes, the D-Word.) It was fancy, had a ring [...]

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I Wish I Was A High Class Hooker

January 11, 2010

Hookers have been on my mind lately, because I guess that’s just the sort of mind I have. Also, I always wanted to be a “high – class escort” and make a ton of money, wear sexy clothes, be like the fucking James Bond of sex (well, the female side of sex), go to interesting [...]

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Baby Jesus Hates My Vagina. Obviously.

December 28, 2009

Frankly people, I can’t think of something to write about this week. Originally, I was going to write about power play in relationships, and then I thought, “wow, that sounds incredibly boring.” Then I thought I might write about orgies/ sex in college… which sounds like an awesome topic, but I just can’t seem to [...]

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