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Religion

How I Became A Porn Again Christian

August 12, 2010

Maybe Cosmo’s not talking about it, but Christian couples are doing the nasty. And, in some cases, it’s nasty. Many sexy Christians quote Song of Solomon, a book of the Bible. It’s chock-full of sexual juiciness. It’s totally Christian erotica! Song of Solomon 4:16 says, “…spread the aroma of my garden, so the one I [...]

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Why I’m Converting to Catholicism

April 1, 2010

In the past week,  Pope Benedict XVI (formerly known as Cardinal Joseph Ratzenberger, Archbishop of Munich) has been blasted in the media in light of the latest priest-centric sex scandal. It’s at this time, one of the holiest weeks of the year, that those with faith are faced with what’s said to be an iconic [...]

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If There is No God, What Do I Scream During Sex?

March 4, 2010

(and do I have to move to Canada to scream it?) I read the news sparingly. Reason? There’s enough doom and gloom in this world without my days being thrown out of whack by some plasticized TV journalist’s skewed view on all the happenings fit to broadcast. I don’t need to see a young luger’s [...]

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This Isn’t Your Fathers Sex Doll

February 15, 2010

There’s a huge taboo in Judaism against idol worship. We view the image of Jesus on a cross, and most statues made of Christian saints to be idolatry, as Christians tend to kneel in front of them during prayer. Yeah, it kinda freaks us out. But there’s a difference between a graven image that is [...]

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Focus on the Fuckery: CBS Aborts Good Judgment

January 28, 2010

While overwhelmed by last week’s response to my views on Proposition 8, I didn’t go wallow in the warm bath of blog traffic nor did I get shitfaced and hole-up in Vegas with a truckload of hookers and blow. Instead? I began listening to another story: during this year’s Super Bowl, CBS will air an [...]

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Mormons, Polygamy And Virginal Obsession

January 25, 2010

This month, National Geographic is running an article about the Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints (FLDS) group, which is an off – shoot of the Mormon church. First of all, I can’t really tell one Christian from another; y’all just kinda blend together to me. I know there’s Catholic, and then there’s the rest. Whatever. Anyway, [...]

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Proposition H8: An Open Letter to Andy Pugno

January 21, 2010

Andrew Pugno,  serves as the Chief Legal Counsel for protectmarriage.com which spearheads the Yes on Proposition 8 campaign. Mr. Pugno ~ Erika Napoletano here – no relation to Janet or the other plethora of political Napoletanos running around out there. See, I got the name in the divorce. (Yes, the D-Word.) It was fancy, had [...]

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