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Sex Advice

Where Do You Keep Your Libido?

June 27, 2012

84 years young and born in France, Rosine believed every woman should keep their libido in their nightstand, something she would come to share with her niece and her friends. Rosine shamed them about their pathetic sex lives. She lectured them about the wonders of hormones generated by sex. According to Rosine, sex is vital [...]

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DOC, ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS SUCKER’S NUCLEAR?

June 1, 2011

Third degree tears. Shaped like a Y, the tip of which crept up to my sphincter leaving my nether region looking something like this:  They stitched me up so tight that when I’m 50, my vagina will only be 25. Needless to say, I waited the full six weeks postpartum and then some to hop [...]

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The Diner Down Under

May 19, 2011

Cunnilingus, Eating at the Y, Little Man in the Boat, Muff Diving, Carpet Munching, Eating Out, Giving Face, Eating Beaver, Eating the Pink Harmonica, Eating Clam Dinner, and a personal favorite, Snorkeling for Oysters. Call it what you want, going down on a woman can elicit a wide range of emotions from both men and [...]

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3 Mistakes Women Make in the Bedroom!

May 11, 2011

Women know believe, they know everything about everything.  After all, we are the more savvy sex.   We seem to know that his missing glasses are in the top drawer in the kitchen beside the yellow pencil.   In the same breath, we miss these huge signals from our partner that tell us what they [...]

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DOC, ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS SUCKER’S NUCLEAR?

May 1, 2011

Third degree tears. Shaped like a Y, the tip of which crept up to my sphincter leaving my nether region looking something like this:  They stitched me up so tight that when I’m 50, my vagina will only be 25. Needless to say, I waited the full six weeks postpartum and then some to hop [...]

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Save The World – Give A Blowjob

February 18, 2011

I’ve been around. Not around around, but I’ve been sexually active long enough to figure out how to give a decent blow job and to acknowledge that MOST (even though I’m tempted to say ALL, but not to pigeonhole I’ll stick with: MOST) guys love them — probably more than the Super Bowl and/or life [...]

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What I Wish I’d Known About Sex

January 25, 2011

Well, Toy With Me-ers, it’s been a hell of a lot of fun working with you guys on the site. I can’t believe I’ve actually been writing here for a year and a half, but time flies when you’re having fun with your vagina. And fun was had by all. This, I regret to inform [...]

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