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Sex Advice

Top 5 List Of Things To Do (in bed) For 2010

January 7, 2010

“I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy.” ~Floyd (Boogie Nights)
Whatever Santa brought you for Kwanzaweenkuhmas, it’s time to bring those gifts along into a new year. My resolution for 2010? I’m keeping my kinks. Gone are dairy and gluten, fast [...]

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When Masturbation’s Lost Its Fun, You’re Fucking Breaking

December 17, 2009

Each week, I sit down to entertain. You’ve heard about why I’d hit for the same team, what I carry in my luggage and how I feel about ex-dates who hate the fact I have a public persona. As truth always surpasses fiction in the “strange” department, I hope to occasionally amuse, perhaps even titillate. [...]

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I’d Totally Hit For The Same Team If I Could Do Joan Holloway

December 3, 2009

Right before Thanksgiving, I sat down with my laptop to catch up on an entire season of Mad Men I’d missed. I’ve long been a fan of eras past where women wore skirts to the supermarket and men hats and vests. Times in history where gender roles were visually distinct. Garter belts…stockings…undershirts…vests with buttons to [...]

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Dear Redhead’s Sex Toy Poll

November 19, 2009

Awhile back, I asked my lovely little pet monkey followers to take part in an online poll about sex toys. You all rose to the occasion in fine form and some of you even responded to the actual poll questions.
127 of you, in fact.
Collectively, I love how twisted you are. You did, however, catch The [...]

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Dear Redhead, What The Hell Is Up With The G-Spot?

November 12, 2009

Oooooh, a spanking!” ~ Monty Python’s Holy Grail
I typed “spanking” into the Google search bar just for giggles. I don’t know what I found more curious – that there’s an actual Wikipedia entry for spanking (this is necessary?) or that there’s a spanking club in New York City (read: awesome!). There’s even a handy-dandy [...]

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Dear Redhead, My Wife Hates Her Vibrator

November 5, 2009

God Damn.
I love my readers. Thanks again for your collective efforts to get me over 1000 followers on Twitter. You’ve been duly rewarded. However – there is some dissention in the ranks. Some of you are complaining about my provided “boob shot,” as if it weren’t enough. Here is where I am perplexed.
You’ve all now [...]

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Dear Redhead, What’s The Deal With Women?

October 29, 2009

Wanna know something funny? Of course you do. ‘Tis why you read my column. (I hope it’s not purely for the semi-substantiated sex advice.)
There’s this guy here in Denver I slept with. Yes, it’s true: The Redhead has actually engaged in intercourse outside of wedlock. Holy. Fucking. Shit. But that’s not the remarkable part. I [...]

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