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Sex Advice

Low Sex Drive In Men

September 14, 2010

For someone who lives in the Internet and writes a sex column, it’s pretty rare that someone actually asks me anything sex-related. Carrie Bradshaw from Sex in the City must have ruined that for any future sex columnists. Bitch. But, Toy With Me-ers, I was actually asked something that I was specifically asked to bring [...]

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Major Faux Pas In The Boudouir

August 11, 2010

We’ve all heard that calling out the wrong person’s name during Sexy Time is a major faux pas in the boudoir, and we’ve probably even made stupid jokes about it more than once, but that’s not the only boudoir faux pas there is, Toy with Mes.  There are lots of them! First up, we have The [...]

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I Need A Place To Hide My Sex Toys

July 27, 2010

When I was in high school, I was probably looting around for some rogue twenty dollar bills or perhaps golden coins or something in my parents dresser when I came across a condom. I was suitably horrified. It’s not that I didn’t ever expect that they had sex or anything, I just never needed to [...]

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Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Fellatio

June 28, 2010

When Toy with Me told me they were sending me Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex, Part 2: Fellatio blow job instructional video, I was all “YES PLEASE!” because I’m not a very big fan of performing this particular sexual act and I figured that maybe if I knew how to give a right [...]

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How Not To Talk Dirty In Bed

May 26, 2010

Do you guys remember that episode of Seinfeld when Jerry tries to talk dirty to his girlfriend and he says something like ”you mean the panties your mom laid out for you?” and then the girl got all offended and everyone thought poor Jerry was a total perv and possibly a pedophile? I’m only mentioning it [...]

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Top 5 List Of Things To Do (in bed) For 2010

January 7, 2010

“I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy.” ~Floyd (Boogie Nights) Whatever Santa brought you for Kwanzaweenkuhmas, it’s time to bring those gifts along into a new year. My resolution for 2010? I’m keeping my kinks. Gone are dairy and gluten, [...]

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When Masturbation’s Lost Its Fun, You’re Fucking Breaking

December 17, 2009

Each week, I sit down to entertain. You’ve heard about why I’d hit for the same team, what I carry in my luggage and how I feel about ex-dates who hate the fact I have a public persona. As truth always surpasses fiction in the “strange” department, I hope to occasionally amuse, perhaps even titillate. [...]

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