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Sex Advice

Dear Redhead, What The Hell Is Up With The G-Spot?

November 12, 2009

Oooooh, a spanking!” ~ Monty Python’s Holy Grail
I typed “spanking” into the Google search bar just for giggles. I don’t know what I found more curious – that there’s an actual Wikipedia entry for spanking (this is necessary?) or that there’s a spanking club in New York City (read: awesome!). There’s even a handy-dandy [...]

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Dear Redhead, My Wife Hates Her Vibrator

November 5, 2009

God Damn.
I love my readers. Thanks again for your collective efforts to get me over 1000 followers on Twitter. You’ve been duly rewarded. However – there is some dissention in the ranks. Some of you are complaining about my provided “boob shot,” as if it weren’t enough. Here is where I am perplexed.
You’ve all now [...]

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Dear Redhead, What’s The Deal With Women?

October 29, 2009

Wanna know something funny? Of course you do. ‘Tis why you read my column. (I hope it’s not purely for the semi-substantiated sex advice.)
There’s this guy here in Denver I slept with. Yes, it’s true: The Redhead has actually engaged in intercourse outside of wedlock. Holy. Fucking. Shit. But that’s not the remarkable part. I [...]

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Dear Redhead, I have A Boob Fetish

October 22, 2009

In honor of breast cancer awareness week, I will be no less snarky but much more topical. I’m usually all over the fucking map on any given week’s post, so I’m simply going to get to the point this week and have a titillating discussion about boobs.
I’d like to begin this week with a top [...]

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Dear Redhead, My Girlfriend Is Fat

October 15, 2009

Well, as you’re reading this, The Redhead is en route to Las Vegas. Alas, not really the weekend of debauchery that most would envision. After all, I’ve been to strip clubs, I own a pair of tits, and while I win more poker than I lose – I’m going to Blog World. Stay tuned and [...]

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Dear Redhead: Sarah Palin Is A Waste Of A Good Set Of Tits

October 8, 2009

There are certain things that piss me off. Three of them are Victoria’s Secret, Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin. What do they all have in common? All three are inherently useless and a perfectly good waste of a set of tits. If you have tits, you can’t find a bra at Vic’s that isn’t padded [...]

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Sexting: Not Just For Horny Teenagers

October 2, 2009

Sexting: verb; a portmanteau of sex and texting; the the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photos electronically, primarily between cell phones.
It all started years ago when the first long distance couple decided that that newfangled communication device on the wall would be the perfect means of turning each other on across the miles, [...]

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