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Sexuality

Why is love and sex for the disabled such a taboo subject?

August 25, 2010

Do you guys remember that movie called Benny & Joon, starring Johnny Depp and  Mary Stuart Masterson (plus Aidan Quinn, Julianne Moore, Oliver Platt, and William H. Macy but really who cares about  the other people because it has Johnny *swoon* in it.  I really only watch stuff that has Johnny in it because it [...]

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I’m Not In The Mood For Sexy Time

August 18, 2010

I know what all you guys think of me.
You think I’m a hot and horny fuck kitten who sells her pre-moistened panties to strangers on Craigslist, makes porn, and after the kids go to sleep I try out all my toys and surra de bunda my husband’s face all night long, right?
Well, not so much.
The [...]

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Lets Talk About Food And The Sex

August 4, 2010

I know I write a lot of stuff about stuff I don’t understand because OMG there’s sooooo much of that and so little of the stuff that I do understand, and now I’ve got another one for you: food and sex.
Does not compute.
Here’s an image for you so you can see where I’m going with [...]

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Sex On The Beach – Fantasy Fulfilled

July 22, 2010

If you Google “female sex fantasies,” inevitably you come up with role playing, domination, exhibitionism, threesomes, and rape. Check, check, check, and Uh, no thanks, with a side of “can we just go with domination and call it a day”?
I’m more likely to laugh at you than fall to my knees if you show [...]

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What Makes You Feel Sexy?

July 21, 2010

In my pole dancing class (yes, I’m slightly obsessed, but I’ll get over it soon, I promise) there is this woman. She’s about my age, maybe a little younger, and she loves, loves, loves to dance. I know this because during transition times in class when our teacher is changing songs or adjusting her [...]

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Girls I Would Love To Hump

July 13, 2010

I am highly prone to Girl Crushes, which is weird because I didn’t get along with women until I was in my twenties. My experiences with women in my younger years were mostly that they were fucking assholes that would say, “I love you (aunt) Becky. You’re my best friend forever!!!” and then they’d go [...]

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Sex Toy Parties – Lessons In Humiliation

July 7, 2010

I’m going to a Brown Bag party in a couple of weeks, Toy with Mes.  And if you don’t know what that is, it’s an S-E-X  T-O-Y party and it’s a place, usually at somebody’s house, where a bunch of ladies (and sometimes men) go to have drinks and eat fattening food and look at [...]

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