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Sexuality

The Birds And The Bees, My Style

March 9, 2010

We’ve always managed to be fairly open about sex in my family. Don’t get me wrong, Toy With Me-er’s we’re not like a NAKED family or anything because it’s just not like that here (not, ahem, that there’s anything wrong with that, but Your Aunt Becky isn’t done shedding the baby weight and wouldn’t be [...]

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The Top Six Types Of Lousy Lovers

February 23, 2010

When I first heard about sex, I decided that once I started having it, I never wanted to stop. And that was pretty awesome…until I met my first lousy lover. Which was followed by my second and third and, well, you get the idea. Of course, no one is born knowing all of the tricks [...]

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Seven Studs I Would Love To Hump

February 16, 2010

I make no secret of the fact that I have rather odd taste in celebrity crushes. I know that while most people would give their left labia to make desperate love to Orlando Bloom, I’m into more quirky guys. It’s not to say that I would kick the guy out of bed for eating crackers [...]

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Food Porn – The Ultimate Foreplay

February 12, 2010

I tend to roll my eyes a lot this time of year. I quickly grow weary of articles with titular variations of Eat this and improve your sex life! or The Best Foods for Seduction. Such inanities put the matter of effect before cause — chocolate, no matter how scrumptious, will [...]

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Who Doesn’t Love Hotel Sex?

February 2, 2010

There’s almost nothing not full of The Awesome about going on vacation, especially if I can leave my cartoon watching, diaper-pooing crotch parasites anywhere that I’m, well, not. It’s not that I don’t love the little booger factories, it’s just that I don’t need to love them every moment of every day. And if that [...]

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Why Are Men So Infatuated With The Money Shot?

January 22, 2010

As a male in my mid-thirties I have the unique opportunity to look back at my late teens and twenties to examine some of those ideas that seemed so normal back then, but today seem absolutely ridiculous today.  Guys in your twenties, you have no idea what I’m talking about here, but when you get [...]

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Sploshing – A Whole New Meaning To Getting Porked

January 18, 2010

Of all the fetishes I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen quite a few, the thing that still gets me is food fetishes. Well, food and needles, but I really don’t think we want to have a conversation about needles, do we? The piercing and the blood and the accidental ripping when they catch on things [...]

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