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Sexuality

A Letter To My Gay Friends

October 19, 2010

Dear Gay/Bi/Curious Teenage Prankster Who Is Being Bullied By Bullshit Bullies, Chances are, you don’t know me from a hole in the ground. In fact, a hole in the ground may look more familiar than I do, but I am Your Aunt Becky, and while we may not actually be related by blood, I have [...]

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Why I Want A Threesome With My Wife

October 7, 2010

Note: This is part two of a discussion about threesomes. In Part one, Ken’s wife Crissy shares her thoughts on having a MMF threesome. ———– So a little while ago, I confessed in the comments of my wife’s post about FFM threesomes: “for whatever reason, i’d actually rather have a MMF than a FFM. bonus [...]

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My Husband Wants To Have A Threesome

October 6, 2010

You know what my husband wants? A threesome. I know, I know, everyone’s husband wants a threesome, but the kind of threesome my husband wants does not involve me and another chick. No, no, Toy with Mes.  He wants it to be with… Wait for it… A dog! I am completely not serious. No. He [...]

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Girl On Girl Action Isn’t For Me

September 22, 2010

You know how some ladies are always talking about how they have a “girl crush” on this person or saying how “if I could, I’d totally do so and so?” Well, not me, Toy with Mes. In fact, I think a lot of times when people say that, they’re just saying it to say it, [...]

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Why I Write About The Sex On The Internet

September 21, 2010

When I first announced that I was writing a sex column over here on Toy With Me, I was met with a lot more, “well, what are your KIDS going to do when they find out that Mommy wrote about her VAGINA on the INTERENT!!!!” (I find those added exclamation points always add a little [...]

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Why is love and sex for the disabled such a taboo subject?

August 25, 2010

Do you guys remember that movie called Benny & Joon, starring Johnny Depp and  Mary Stuart Masterson (plus Aidan Quinn, Julianne Moore, Oliver Platt, and William H. Macy but really who cares about  the other people because it has Johnny *swoon* in it.  I really only watch stuff that has Johnny in it because it [...]

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I’m Not In The Mood For Sexy Time

August 18, 2010

I know what all you guys think of me. You think I’m a hot and horny fuck kitten who sells her pre-moistened panties to strangers on Craigslist, makes porn, and after the kids go to sleep I try out all my toys and surra de bunda my husband’s face all night long, right? Well, not [...]

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