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Sexuality

Lets Talk About Food And The Sex

August 4, 2010

I know I write a lot of stuff about stuff I don’t understand because OMG there’s sooooo much of that and so little of the stuff that I do understand, and now I’ve got another one for you: food and sex. Does not compute. Here’s an image for you so you can see where I’m [...]

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Sex On The Beach – Fantasy Fulfilled

July 22, 2010

If you Google “female sex fantasies,” inevitably you come up with role playing, domination, exhibitionism, threesomes, and rape. Check, check, check, and Uh, no thanks, with a side of “can we just go with domination and call it a day”? I’m more likely to laugh at you than fall to my knees if you show [...]

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What Makes You Feel Sexy?

July 21, 2010

In my pole dancing class (yes, I’m slightly obsessed, but I’ll get over it soon, I promise) there is this woman. She’s about my age, maybe a little younger, and she loves, loves, loves to dance. I know this because during transition times in class when our teacher is changing songs or adjusting her high [...]

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Girls I Would Love To Hump

July 13, 2010

I am highly prone to Girl Crushes, which is weird because I didn’t get along with women until I was in my twenties. My experiences with women in my younger years were mostly that they were fucking assholes that would say, “I love you (aunt) Becky. You’re my best friend forever!!!” and then they’d go [...]

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Sex Toy Parties – Lessons In Humiliation

July 7, 2010

I’m going to a Brown Bag party in a couple of weeks, Toy with Mes.  And if you don’t know what that is, it’s an S-E-X  T-O-Y party and it’s a place, usually at somebody’s house, where a bunch of ladies (and sometimes men) go to have drinks and eat fattening food and look at [...]

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Porn – Not Exactly “Dora The Explorer”

July 6, 2010

Now, Your Aunt Becky is a big fan of pornography. I find it, at times arousing, others, amusing, and still others, horrifying. The human body can be so varied in how it looks and the human mind can come up with so many sick, twisted and downright disgusting things to capture on film that my [...]

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Sexomnia – Kind Of Like Sleep Walking But With Fucking

June 30, 2010

So the other night I woke up to find that somehow I was partaking in some super hawt sexx in my sleep and it wasn’t even a dream!  It was totally real and I had no idea it was happening! Isn’t that weird? What’s even more weird is that my husband was also asleep when [...]

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