Category: Sexuality

Americans Suck At Flirting

You know what I’ve never been good at, Toy with Mes? Flirting. I…I don’t get it.  I know this may come as a surprise to you, because most people think I am flirty and assertive…

Let Me Tell You About My Sex Dreams

Don’t you guys love it when somebody is all “Oh. My. God!  I have to tell you about the crazy dream I had last night!” and you’re all like “WAIT! Don’t say another word!  I’m…

A Letter To My Gay Friends

Dear Gay/Bi/Curious Teenage Prankster Who Is Being Bullied By Bullshit Bullies, Chances are, you don’t know me from a hole in the ground. In fact, a hole in the ground may look more familiar than…

Girl On Girl Action Isn’t For Me

You know how some ladies are always talking about how they have a “girl crush” on this person or saying how “if I could, I’d totally do so and so?” Well, not me, Toy with…

I’m Not In The Mood For Sexy Time

I know what all you guys think of me. You think I’m a hot and horny fuck kitten who sells her pre-moistened panties to strangers on Craigslist, makes porn, and after the kids go to…

Sex On The Beach – Fantasy Fulfilled

  Where the deed was done. If you Google “female sex fantasies,” inevitably you come up with role playing, domination, exhibitionism, threesomes, and rape. Check, check, check, and Uh, no thanks, with a side of…

What Makes You Feel Sexy?

In my pole dancing class (yes, I’m slightly obsessed, but I’ll get over it soon, I promise) there is this woman. She’s about my age, maybe a little younger, and she loves, loves, loves to…

Fuck Buddies & Booty Calls

Can I ask you something, Toy with Mes? How common is it to have a one night stand? I ask because I’ve never actually had one in the traditional sense where you 1) go out…