Category: Sexuality

Girls I Would Love To Hump

I am highly prone to Girl Crushes, which is weird because I didn’t get along with women until I was in my twenties. My experiences with women in my younger years were mostly that they…

What Music Taught Me About Sex

I’m probably one of the only people that can say this, but I’ve never made a sex playlist. You know, a playlist of songs specifically put together to set the mood. No romantic sex mix,…

Sex In The Suburbs

I don’t fit in well in the suburbs. Actually, let me rephrase that: I don’t fit in well in the mini-van lane in the suburbs. I’m not sure I’d do much better anywhere else, but…

Men And Sex Toys – Double Standard?

A friend of mine asked me a really interesting question the other day. He said to me, “Crissy, have you ever written anything about dudes who masturbate with like, pocket pussies and fleshlights and stuff…

When I Get On Top, I Keep Falling Off

The first time I realized that I could literally put my foot in my own mouth, I realized that I was probably some kind of genius that should make money off my own awesomeness. My…