Shopping Advice

A woman's work is truly never done. And that's OK by me. My tenure thus far as the [incredibly fortunate] toy tester for toywithme.com has been a learning experience like no other. My sensual side is now completely spoiled, basking unapologetically in the superior servicing of the most decadent and luxurious sex toys on earth. Along the way, through countless hours of dedicated research in the name of sex toy seekers everywhere, I have honed a skill that if I say so myself makes me quite adept at choosing the toys that I predict will rock my world - and yours. Will the power of this vibrator supply the muscle needed to induce a staggering clitoral orgasm that a tongue could never dream of delivering? Is the design of that dildo so fine tuned to a woman's body that it can track and tickle the g-spot like a bee drawn to honey? Does that lubricant work with silicone toys and does it come in flavors? Welcome to my world, and all of the wonderful investigations I get to perform. I ask the vital questions, I demand the best quality available and the most fun I can have with it, and you deserve the same. My reviews will explain the ins and outs of shopping for that perfect new plaything to give your sexy self the erotic experience she craves.

Babeland’s Twelve Toys Of Christmas

December 10, 2010

I think that you could make the argument that I have been both naughty and nice this year, so as far as I’m concerned there should be no lack of loot under my tree this Christmas. In that spirit, I present to you the 12 days of Christmas, Babeland style. On the first day of [...]

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5 Sex Toys Of The Rich And Famous

December 2, 2010

Do you ever play that game where you daydream about all of the crazy things you’d buy for yourself if you won the lottery? I’m not talking about a piddly million or two either, I’m talking about winning enough money to shower your deserving hotness with anything your little heart could desire. Ponies? Snap your [...]

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Choosing A Vibrator

June 1, 2009

Frisky and adventurous, our minds meander into a titillating daydream about the little partners we call sex toys. If the first stop on their journey is Vibrator Junction, our imaginations are far from alone. When most sexplorers think of toys-they think vibrator. These little treats can be incredibly stimulating, increasing blood flow and sending your [...]

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Choosing A Dildo

June 1, 2009

Isn’t life grand? With its sprawling buffet of penis impersonators out there for the choosing. So many dildos, so little time. Having transcended its traditional Toyland image as being somewhat intimidating to women, today’s collection of this classic libido quencher includes varieties that appeal to your feminine side. Beyond one thing that isn’t really up [...]

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