I think that you could make the argument that I have been both naughty and nice this year, so as far as I’m concerned there should be no lack of loot under my tree this Christmas. In that spirit, I present to you the 12 days of Christmas, Babeland style.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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The Jimmyjane Eternity!
If you missed our recent post about the top 5 sex toys of the rich and famous, the Jimmyjane Little Eternity is the most gorgeous sex toy I have ever seen. This over the top beauty is a cousin of the Jimmyjane Little Gold that we recently reviewed. Not only does she share the same decadent gold exterior, but is also spectacularly ringed by 28 round-cut VS1 diamonds for 360 degrees of wow. $2750.00

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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Moregasm!
Get the sex life you want, care of “Moregasm: Babeland’s Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex” (brought to you by Babeland’s fearless founders and co-owners). Check out this witty guide to a truly satisfying and exciting sex life. Especially helpful for those at the beginning of their sexual self-discovery, Moregasm combines gorgeous, glossy visuals with real-world advice and the frank, reliable information you’ve come to expect from Babeland. A must-read, and a great gift! $22.50

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

The LELO GIGI!

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This is one of my absolute favorite vibrators in my collection, as it has a ton of power and is shaped in such a way that it hits my g-spot effortlessly.  The LELO GIGI  delights with seven speeds, and five pulse patterns performing at varying speeds and intensities. Like all LELO toys, it is packaged beautifully in its very own gift box. I think if I could own only one toy this would be it. $109.00

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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A Honeymoon In A Box!
Hey, I never had a kit like this on my honeymoon!  The Babeland Honeymoon In A Box comes with The Ophoria Finger Vibe and Ophoria V-Ring to add buzz to penetration and other play; the BabeLicious flavored lube keeps things tasty and slick during oral sex; the Babeland Body Lickable Oil makes your massage into a feast; and ta set of Dirty Dice to pick up where your imagination leaves off. Maybe I should have a second honeymoon? $32.00

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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Toyfriends!
Bright and modern, powerful and affordable.  This group of fun vibes come in four delightful shapes: Bubbly Magenta (graduated “bubbles” for added stimulation), Coney Rabbit (rabbit ears to hug the clit), Nosy Yellow (the curve makes for easy reach), and Seti Blue (focused, pinpoint vibration). They are the cutest vibes I have ever seen! Feel free to take them in the tub as they are fully waterproof . Rub-a-dub-dub! $54.00

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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A Jimmyjane Afterglow Sampler Set!
The Jimmyjane Afterglow Candle is a natural massage candle that liquefies into a slick and sensual oil for a scented body massage that is not only wonderfully warm but also softening and hydrating to the skin, plus as you can see from my review, I LOVE them! This sampler set comes with six adorable Afterglow massage candles — scented with Dark Vanilla, Bourbon, Pink Lotus, Gingersnap, Cucumber Water, and Grapefruit. The package even comes gift-wrapped in a white box with a pink ribbon. $58.00

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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A We-Vibe Couples Kit!
As you can see from Crissy’s hysterical review of the We-Vibe, this toy is a must have. This is by far my favorite couples toy.  Babeland has put together this great package and  thrown in two Babeland condoms, a 1-oz bottle of our own BabeLube lubricant, a 1-oz bottle of our tasty Lickable Oil, and a set of silver Naughty Bedroom Dice (which can be stored in their black velvet drawstring pouch) Makes a great gift! $119.00

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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Babeland Body Chocolate!
Did somebody say chocolate? That I can lick off? HELLS TO THE YES! Word is that this is so yummy you might just be tempted to eat the whole jar with a spoon first! The Babeland Body Chocolate is a rich spread of organic dark chocolate. The ingredients are vegan, all-natural/organic, fair trade, and just plain yummy! Is there anything better than sex and chocolate?
$7.00 – $22.00

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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The LELO SIRI!
Discover Siri, and you may never need to meet another clit vibe again. A beveled shape for targeted clit vibration, six pulsation and speed options (controlled by an intelligent microprocessor, no less!), intuitive controls, and Lelo’s quality construction and materials make for a perfect storm of pleasure. You can bet that if it’s from LELO, that it will rock your world. $99.00

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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A Duet Cock Ring!
I absolutely love couples toys and the Duet Cock Ring looks like a blast! The Duet has two distinct vibrators. One of the vibes sits underneath his balls while the other is set on top so that stimulates your clit. The top vibe is touch sensitive or you can set it to vibrate continuously. Check out Babelands awesome video on 5 ways to use a cock ring here. $45.00

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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An OhMiBod Better Than Chocolate!
I’m not sure if you guys remember, but Crissy reviewed the OhMiBod Freestyle vibrator which is a wireless vibe that you hook up to your ipod and it vibrates to the beat of the music. Check out the hilarious review here. Ohmibod has now come up with something similar that has Skype-compatibility! Plug the control into your computer, chat with a lover, and get off to the vibrations of their moans and commands — a dream come true for long-distance couples. $99.00

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

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The Jimmyjane Form 3!
I love Jimmyjane products and the Form 3 looks to be one of their most ingenious yet. The Form 3 has a soft silicone Touchpad which extends so that you can focus the vibration exactly where it counts. The Form 3 has four vibration modes and five power levels and is completely waterproof so you can take it in to the shower or tub. I just adore the look of this vibe! $145.00

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Babeland’s Twelve Toys Of Christmas

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Do you ever play that game where you daydream about all of the crazy things you’d buy for yourself if you won the lottery? I’m not talking about a piddly million or two either, I’m talking about winning enough money to shower your deserving hotness with anything your little heart could desire. Ponies? Snap your fingers and bring me a bakers dozen. A cute little Mercedes convertible? How about a garage full of them at your beck and call.  Horny? How about a diamond encrusted gold vibrator for you to play with while  the pool boy is busy fixing you lunch or making himself look delicious for you. Oh yes ladies, this is a fun little daydream isn’t it? On that self indulgent note, here is a list of some of the most ridiculously expensive and decadent sex toys on the planet.

Jimmyjane Little Gold
We just reviewed the Jimmyjane Little Gold and we’re seriously impressed. This is the vibrator that Kate Moss uses, so according to Vogue, it’s made the 24 carat gold vibrator incredibly popular. Who knew we were privy to what sort of vibrators celebrities used? But I can totally see why she’d want to use it. It’s elegant and refined and makes you feel like your really pampering your vagina.
Purchase Price – $325.00 at Babeland
Now on Sale for just $158.00!

LELO OLGA
My g-spot is special. In fact I think that my g-spot is so damn special that it deserves to have a gold dildo pleasuring it. The OLGA is a true work of art and like the rest of the LELO LUXE line is crafted of 18K gold and comes in a gorgeous wooden gift box. She is also available in stunning silver.
Purchase Price – $790.00 at Babeland

LELO EARL
Remember the pool boy that was busy making you lunch? Why not treat him to this cute little butt plug? Designed specifically to target the prostate, You can bet your pool boy will be in heaven.You might  feel a touch of jealousy that he gets to have an 18K  sex toy nestled in his ass instead of you. Maybe you can just keep it for yourself and let him have the matching cuff links that come included with EARL.
Purchase Price – $990.00 at Babeland

LELO YVA
I absolutely adore this little vibrator. The YVA shares the same platform as the LELO NEA which Is one of my favorite vibrators of all time and at $90.00 is one of the best values for a luxury vibrator. Want to take it to the next level and have it plated in 18K gold? Consider it done.
Purchase Price – $1,500.00 at Babeland

Jimmyjane Eternity
Isn’t she gorgeous? This over the top beauty is a cousin of the Jimmyjane Little Gold that we recently reviewed. Not only does she share the same decadent gold exterior, but is also spectacularly ringed by 28 round-cut VS1 diamonds for 360 degrees of wow.
Purchase price – $2,750.00 at Babeland

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Frisky and adventurous, our minds meander into a titillating daydream about the little partners we call sex toys. If the first stop on their journey is Vibrator Junction, our imaginations are far from alone. When most sexplorers think of toys-they think vibrator. These little treats can be incredibly stimulating, increasing blood flow and sending your senses to new heights. Add lubricant and you might be the first woman to land on the moon. But before you go off half cocked, I suggest marking your favourites on this list of basics. Goldilocks isn’t the only who deserves to have it juuuust right.

Power-Bring your own batteries! Or, put your rocket in a socket. I like the lightweight and portable aspects of battery-operated vibrators, and their smorgasbord of sizes, shapes and colours. Although a little harder on your wallet, their electric cousin can offer greater quality, endurance and power, and you can still get mobility with the rechargeable variety.

Size-As you give yourself a hand, you want a vibrator that is easy to handle, and able to manoeuvre to suit your needs in making the magic happen.

Cost-Our mother always told us: we get what we pay for. (I wonder if she meant vibrators?). The more change you can find under the couch cushions, the better quality you will enjoy, but this is not to say you can’t be happy with the more modest models.

Material-Once you zero in on the right material for your optimal texture and comfort, you are one step closer to your pleasure principle. Choose from hard plastic or rubber (silicone, plain, jelly or natural), being mindful of any allergic or chemical reaction you may have.

Purpose-How will you get your groove on? The vibrator you choose can depend on the way you want to use it. I am of the majority that prefers hard plastic for clitoral stimulation. For penetration, most go with silicone and soft rubber. While it’s hard to find a vibrator designed to play for both teams, I have found that a rubber job with its motor near the tip can be the most versatile.

Type of vibration-”Not all vibrators are created equal” is especially true of the way they dance. Traditional vibrating at different power levels is just the beginning. Gyrating and pulsating are some of the ways today’s vibrators thrill us by coloring outside the lines.

The players-Using your vibrator for solo or partner play can help you decide which way to go. Aside from the basic variables, choices I’ve encountered include handle length and wearability. A coming together of the minds may be in order before someone hits “order.”

Care and cleaning-I like to know what I’m getting into (usually). Different materials require different lubricants and cleaning routines, and some vibrators-like women-can be higher maintenance than others.

Noise level-We know our own tolerance for audio while we’re trying to concentrate on very important bedroom (or whatever room) business. Most vibrators come with a noise level rating.
With your checklist checked, vibrator of choice in hand, and finger on the trigger … you have lift-off.

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Choosing A Vibrator

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Isn’t life grand? With its sprawling buffet of penis impersonators out there for the choosing. So many dildos, so little time. Having transcended its traditional Toyland image as being somewhat intimidating to women, today’s collection of this classic libido quencher includes varieties that appeal to your feminine side. Beyond one thing that isn’t really up for debate-lubricant makes everything better-contemplating your options to find the best dildo for you should include:

Size-Lube up your digits and give your vagina the girth test.

Shape-While you can go not just in and out but up and down, sideways, and around and around with any dildo, you still want to start with one that satisfies your particular desires … short, long, wide or narrow.

Texture-Which will make your toes curl? Smooth, dimpled, ridged, and more. Dildos may very well have the edge on the real thing … they come in textures that Mother Nature hasn’t duplicated.

Material-Will the real penis please stand up? Dildos are being created from highly evolved, lifelike materials that give Mr. Flesh a run for his money. Different materials give different sensations and levels of comfort via flexibility, texture and durability. Take note of potential allergy foes.

• Silicone rubber is touted for quality, easy cleaning, and variety in shape, size, and colour.
• Jelly rubber is easy on the wallet and beginner-friendly. Condom recommended.
• Cyberskin (rubber) and Vixskin (silicone). The name says it all … these gems are made to feel like skin. Condom recommended.
• Metal and glass bring extreme intensity and unrivaled durability.

Vibrating-The best of both worlds, perhaps. Is it a dildo? Is it a vibrator? Why choose! Vibrating dildos come in a variety of speeds and levels of operational sophistication.

Care and cleaning-The material you choose will dictate the type of lubricant and cleaner you can use on your new friend. Make an informed decision … read the care instructions before you buy.

Purpose-While most dildo shoppers are seeking some loving for their g-spot, some dildos cater to anal pleasure more than others.

Noise level-Mindset can be everything on the road to O-ville. A vibrating dildo shouldn’t be so loud that it derails your journey.

Harness compatibility-If somebody’s strapping it on, get a dildo with a flared base and adequate firmness.

Colour-Modern dildos come in a veritable rainbow. If you don’t yet have a signature colour … here’s your chance.

Decide which factors are most important to you, and then go forth and conquer. So many choices may make deciding a challenge, but what a lovely problem to have!

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