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I Need To Get Me Some Gays

March 10, 2010

I’m pretty fabulous, you know.
I know I like to joke about lame being my default position, but it’s not.  Awesome is my default.  I just don’t want to flaunt it so I can seem accessible to the common people.  Yet despite all this awesome wonderfulness following me around, I cannot say that I am completely [...]

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9 Sexual Terms You’ll Immediately Wish You Didn’t Know

March 8, 2010

Let’s chat about how over the course of just one hour of internet research, I’ve come to learn that I’m not quite as sexually experimental as I thought I was. In fact, I’m maybe a little bit of a naive prude because oh my GOD do you have any idea how weird some of the [...]

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My Friends Husband Is A Dildo Nazi

March 3, 2010

I was feeling a little stumped for an idea for this week’s story, so I asked my dear blog readers for a little help and my goodness I’m glad I did because I got  a suggestion that I never would have thought of  on my own.
I actually have a Queefie (that’s what I call my [...]

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People Stick Weird Things In There

March 2, 2010

When I was Student Nurse Aunt Becky, we used to have to stand at the nurse’s station and read patient charts under the guise that we could “learn more about our patients.” Really, is was so that we could get the hell out of their hair for awhile because the real nurses had no idea [...]

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Vajazzling – Crystals For Your Clitoris

March 1, 2010

I’m pretty good about getting my monthly Brazilian wax. And by “pretty good” I mean “totally religious about it and I’m not really religious at all so my vagina is pretty much my spiritual everything.” Or you know, something a lot less creepy but still just as accurate.
So the waxing, right. Well, anyone who gets [...]

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Dickenomics – Penis Sizes Ranked By State

February 25, 2010

So, I’m looking at my Google Alerts, sifting through kinky news that could be possible fodder for this week’s column. I click. I stare. I blink.
My entire 16 years as a resident of Texas were shattered in an instant. Apparently, not everything is bigger in Texas.
Condomania, makers of the TheyFit line of condoms, compiled data [...]

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Breastfeed My Husband? Hell No!

February 24, 2010

Last week we talked about the inappropriateness of semen as a recipe ingredient, and we choked and we gagged and we barfed on our keyboards. My poor husband was terribly depressed by this as he was under the impression that most women love the taste of semen (porn being his only point of reference here) [...]

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