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How To Make A Homemade Sex Toy

August 19, 2010

Lets Do Arts And Crafts Everyone!

How To Make A Homemade Toy – Watch more Funny Videos
This is an absolutely hysterical video of a guy giving step by step instructions on how to make a homemade sex toy. It is part of a Ranker list of 7 homemade sex toys for men that I just had [...]

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Lets Talk About Food And The Sex

August 4, 2010

I know I write a lot of stuff about stuff I don’t understand because OMG there’s sooooo much of that and so little of the stuff that I do understand, and now I’ve got another one for you: food and sex.
Does not compute.
Here’s an image for you so you can see where I’m going with [...]

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Random Awesome Stuff In My Inbox

July 28, 2010

This week for the Toy with Mes I’m not really going to write about a god damned thing going to do something very special and share with you some of the marvelous things that people send me.  None of them are a whole post on their own, but they still deserve our attention because they [...]

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Aunt Becky Makes A Porno

July 20, 2010

A friend of mine, who runs the super successful blog, Texts from Last Night, sent me a message the other week telling me that someone had found her co-blog by searching for “Aunt Becky Porn.” I don’t know what’s more shocking about this: that I have friends, that I have friends who are super-successful, or [...]

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Is That a Medical Device On Your Hoo-Ha or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

July 12, 2010

If you read my blog, you’ll know I have no limits in the intimacies I’ll share with you. I should have a tattoo stamped on my forehead as a warning, so that anyone who had a problem with this could turn and run before I got too close. This photo is your warning.

(And she looks [...]

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How To Get Laid Using Craigslist

June 24, 2010

Craigslist really is the center of the universe. I mean think about it, is there anything you can’t find on Craigslist? A roommate, a used truck, a new job, a buyer for your fishtank – the internet sky is limitless here.
You know what else you can find on Craigslist? Sex. Lots and [...]

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What Music Taught Me About Sex

June 17, 2010

I’m probably one of the only people that can say this, but I’ve never made a sex playlist. You know, a playlist of songs specifically put together to set the mood. No romantic sex mix, no dirty sex mix, no foreplay inducing sex mix, nothing. When I realized this last week and [...]

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