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What Happens In Vegas Gets Blogged

May 27, 2010

So, last weekend I went to Vegas with 68 other bloggers. Because I’m crazy and because I love Vegas and because I love being crazy in Vegas and therefore I host Bloggers in Sin City every May and other bloggers who are equally interested in crazy Vegas shenanigans are all, “OKAY! ME [...]

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How Not To Talk Dirty In Bed

May 26, 2010

Do you guys remember that episode of Seinfeld when Jerry tries to talk dirty to his girlfriend and he says something like ”you mean the panties your mom laid out for you?” and then the girl got all offended and everyone thought poor Jerry was a total perv and possibly a pedophile?
I’m only mentioning it because [...]

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The Sex and Cruisin’

May 25, 2010

The first time I went on a cruise ship, I was a college kid and we each paid approximately two-hundred dollars for our room. It was way too much. If you’ve seen Titanic, and of course you have, because even I’ve seen it, and I’ve seen like three movies, you saw the part of the [...]

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The Vagina Gentrification Project

May 19, 2010

From now on Toy with Mes, I would prefer to be known as Crissy, Sparkly Crotch, Queen of Everything because, yes.  Yes indeed.
1) Because I look excellent in glitter.
B) I feel so plain and ugly after all the stuff I’ve been reading about vaginal improvement lately.  I’d like to gentrify my vagina, please!
Seriously, there’s a [...]

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A Tattoo On Your Penis? WTF?

May 18, 2010

When I dated a guy with a slightly younger brother, we used to cue up disgusting porn as his screen saver just for shits and giggles because we thought it was wicked funny to do that kind of stuff to him. Because wouldn’t YOU want to cue up your computer to a picture of [...]

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When I Get On Top, I Keep Falling Off

May 11, 2010

The first time I realized that I could literally put my foot in my own mouth, I realized that I was probably some kind of genius that should make money off my own awesomeness. My brother called me a circus freak show, but that was probably unrelated to my bendiness. I just seemed to be [...]

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Porn, Instructional Sex Manuals, and Orgasms – Oh My!

May 10, 2010

The thing about porn is that it’s awesome. Until, well, until it’s not. Until it’s a Thursday night and I find myself clicking around the dirty underbelly of the interwebs and somehow I stumble onto the most incredibly unsexy videos in the history of videos and I start to rethink everything [...]

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