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Dressing Like A Slut For Halloween

October 26, 2010

Can I ask you Toy with Mes something? Halloween is fast approaching and as I browse the aisles looking for costume ideas, I’m confused. Why do they make so many slutty Halloween costumes for women? Does Halloween somehow magically transform us all into some kind of slutbagish vixen who has the gall to wear something [...]

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I BOUGHT “GRANNY PANTIES!”

September 7, 2010

When I confessed to my best friend, who, at the time, worked in the lingerie department at an upscale department store, that I never wore a matching bra and underwear set, she was aghast. I wasn’t. I mean, I was a single mother working part-time while I put myself through nursing school. I barely had [...]

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How To Make A Homemade Sex Toy

August 19, 2010

Lets Do Arts And Crafts Everyone! How To Make A Homemade Toy – Watch more Funny Videos This is an absolutely hysterical video of a guy giving step by step instructions on how to make a homemade sex toy. It is part of a Ranker list of 7 homemade sex toys for men that I [...]

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Lets Talk About Food And The Sex

August 4, 2010

I know I write a lot of stuff about stuff I don’t understand because OMG there’s sooooo much of that and so little of the stuff that I do understand, and now I’ve got another one for you: food and sex. Does not compute. Here’s an image for you so you can see where I’m [...]

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Random Awesome Stuff In My Inbox

July 28, 2010

This week for the Toy with Mes I’m not really going to write about a god damned thing going to do something very special and share with you some of the marvelous things that people send me.  None of them are a whole post on their own, but they still deserve our attention because they [...]

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Aunt Becky Makes A Porno

July 20, 2010

A friend of mine, who runs the super successful blog, Texts from Last Night, sent me a message the other week telling me that someone had found her co-blog by searching for “Aunt Becky Porn.” I don’t know what’s more shocking about this: that I have friends, that I have friends who are super-successful, or [...]

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Is That a Medical Device On Your Hoo-Ha or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

July 12, 2010

If you read my blog, you’ll know I have no limits in the intimacies I’ll share with you. I should have a tattoo stamped on my forehead as a warning, so that anyone who had a problem with this could turn and run before I got too close. This photo is your warning. (And she [...]

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