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How To Get Laid Using Craigslist

June 24, 2010

Craigslist really is the center of the universe. I mean think about it, is there anything you can’t find on Craigslist? A roommate, a used truck, a new job, a buyer for your fishtank – the internet sky is limitless here. You know what else you can find on Craigslist? Sex. Lots and lots and [...]

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What Music Taught Me About Sex

June 17, 2010

I’m probably one of the only people that can say this, but I’ve never made a sex playlist. You know, a playlist of songs specifically put together to set the mood. No romantic sex mix, no dirty sex mix, no foreplay inducing sex mix, nothing. When I realized this last week and decided that it [...]

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Surra de Bunda – Punched By An Ass

June 16, 2010

Today we’re talking about the Surra de Bunda. You’re probably wondering what the hell that means, but you have to see the video first, and then we’ll discuss. OMG, right? WTF was that? What you have just witnessed is a new dance craze in Brazil called the Surra de Bunda, translated as “ass punch,” or [...]

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Dangerous Places To Have The Sex

June 2, 2010

I am blessed to have a whole bunch of perverted friends who email me on a daily basis with some wacky sex thing or another that would be perfect to write about for the Toy With Mes. I love that you all care so much! HUGS! If you are such a pervert person and I haven’t [...]

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What Happens In Vegas Gets Blogged

May 27, 2010

So, last weekend I went to Vegas with 68 other bloggers. Because I’m crazy and because I love Vegas and because I love being crazy in Vegas and therefore I host Bloggers in Sin City every May and other bloggers who are equally interested in crazy Vegas shenanigans are all, “OKAY! ME TOO!” And so [...]

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How Not To Talk Dirty In Bed

May 26, 2010

Do you guys remember that episode of Seinfeld when Jerry tries to talk dirty to his girlfriend and he says something like ”you mean the panties your mom laid out for you?” and then the girl got all offended and everyone thought poor Jerry was a total perv and possibly a pedophile? I’m only mentioning it [...]

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The Sex and Cruisin’

May 25, 2010

The first time I went on a cruise ship, I was a college kid and we each paid approximately two-hundred dollars for our room. It was way too much. If you’ve seen Titanic, and of course you have, because even I’ve seen it, and I’ve seen like three movies, you saw the part of the [...]

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