January 26, 2010
I wasn’t overly keen on having a bachelorette party. Color me an old “stick-in-the-mud” but there was something about dressing up with tiny penises dangling from my earlobes and going out with a gaggle of women to get wasted on Blow Job shots and generally make asses of ourselves that just didn’t send me running for [...]
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January 15, 2010
It’s been a long, cold and lonely winter. Actually, it’s been two
long, cold and lonely winters. Translation: I have not had sex in
sixteen, count’ em, sixteen long months. That’s two winters without
somebody pressing his cold lips against my forehead. Two winters
without somebody asking me if I have enough brandy in my egg nog. And [...]
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