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Sexting in Public – More Dangerous Than You Think.

April 18, 2013

I don’t know about you but I don’t really enjoy attending baby showers. Let’s face it, a baby shower is all about the woman who is pregnant and ever since I stopped being the pregnant one, I don’t really care to be at a shower where there is no booze and we are forced to [...]

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“They Call Him Mr Fire Cock”

March 19, 2013

“Look what I got at the store!” I said to my husband who had his nose buried in his phone, reading. “What?” he grumbled without even looking up. “This!” I said, shaking a box at his face hoping it would make him look at me. That did the trick. He looked up. “What is it?” [...]

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Exactly Like That Scene In Pretty Woman. Only Totally Different.

February 14, 2013

Remember that scene in Pretty Woman when Edward and Vivian are in the giant bathtub in Edward’s hotel room and there’s candles lit and it’s all like, romantic and stuff? Of course you do. It’s a tale as old as time, really, where a hooker meets a rich dude and she is so virtuous and beautiful with excellent dental habits and [...]

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Where Do You Keep Your Libido?

June 27, 2012

84 years young and born in France, Rosine believed every woman should keep their libido in their nightstand, something she would come to share with her niece and her friends. Rosine shamed them about their pathetic sex lives. She lectured them about the wonders of hormones generated by sex. According to Rosine, sex is vital [...]

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Are you a voyeur?

March 2, 2012

I have a confession to make: I’ve been a little pervey lately. Not in a stalkery way. I’m not peeping through key holes or spying on my neighbors having sex through night-vision goggles or anything like that. So that’s why she asked for those 3D binoculars for Christmas.  You see, my boyfriend (P.S. I have a [...]

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DOC, ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS SUCKER’S NUCLEAR?

June 1, 2011

Third degree tears. Shaped like a Y, the tip of which crept up to my sphincter leaving my nether region looking something like this:  They stitched me up so tight that when I’m 50, my vagina will only be 25. Needless to say, I waited the full six weeks postpartum and then some to hop [...]

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I Have No Intention of Getting Knocked Up!

May 17, 2011

PRELUDE TO THE DELUDE: This is my post Mother’s Day article about babies and shiz. The Fairytale goes: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, wed the beautiful Catherine and turned her into a Duchess and they lived happily ever after. The End. Finally they were able to chill out at Buckingham Palace and do whatever it [...]

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