Category: Stories & Fun Stuff

The Story Of A Failed Orgy

In an uncharacteristic moment of peace (trying to bend spoons with my mind is hard, yo), I went back and read Chrissy and Ken’s columns about threesomes again. I don’t generally have the time to…

Sometimes I Just Need A Friend

Remember how last week I said I didn’t have any lesbian tendencies? Well, just because I’m not A Gay, doesn’t mean I don’t crave female companionship from time to time. Friends are so, so important…

The Permanipplelipilis

Hey, Toy with Mes. I have a problem. I know, I know.  I always seem to have a problem, but that’s what happens when you’re a pretty girl.  With perfection comes fussiness and a lot…

I BOUGHT “GRANNY PANTIES!”

When I confessed to my best friend, who, at the time, worked in the lingerie department at an upscale department store, that I never wore a matching bra and underwear set, she was aghast. I…

Life Lessons From Strippers

As I sat at the wedding for one of my oldest male friends last night, surrounded by old friends, and talking to a former exotic dancer, I realized all of the things that I’ve learned…